Sookie is at an all girl catholic school, and she's far from innocent. On scholarship at an all girl's high school, she meets Eric, a college football player, when Pam gets shipped there.

Eric/Sookie AH-AU. Eric is a lawyer. Sookie is just starting out. Ballet, Soccer and Surf fun. Rated M for later chapters.

It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for future lemons.

BOOK 1 - In the FATE SERIES: AU of how Eric and Sookie met and the stories that follow. The local watering whole is being rebuilt. But by who and for what purpose. And what does it mean for Sookie and her future? Is there more to her than she ever realized? E/S NC-17

Hotel supervisor, Isabella, is having a hard time with Cameo Hotel's newest guest, VP Edward Cullen. He's an ass and complains about everything! What is it that Mr. Cullen really wants? AH AU Rated M for lemons and language

One bored night, Bella goes online and stumbles across an American's soldier's profile. On a whim she decides to write Sergeant Masen a letter. She never thought she would get a response back from Iraq, much less fall in love with a man in combat boots.

A serious case of writer's block, an isolated cabin in the mountains, and a mysterious, surly stranger who is not looking for company. Mature Content. Very AU.

REPOST Bella has been Dr Carlise Cullen Nurse for several years. He announces that his sons will be joining his practice. Bellas first meeting with Dr. Edward Cullen is a huge disaster. Things arent always as they appear. AH cannon couples Rat

Being a telepathic police detective has its pros and cons. After twenty-five years of isolation and suspicion, Detective Sookie Stackhouse is forced out of her anti-social shell to try and clear her brother's name. Can our favorite Viking show her what she's been hiding from all this time?

Pre-Rev, College aged Sookie seeks out part-time employment to assist in Gran's declining health care. Who will she meet and what trouble will she get into when she goes on an Interview for a Gal Friday job? M for violence/adult themes.

Detective Sookie Stackhouse has been assigned to a case of serial murders that are happening in her hometown of Bon Temps, Louisiana. Will the local Vampire Sheriff help her find the killer in time before the blood trail leads to her door? AU/Slow burn. Smart Sookie.

Sequel to Amnesia. "I have slept with thousands in my years here in this world. Thousands," Eric repeats not exactly making me feel better. "But only you have made me feel. With you it was best. Only with you has it felt so right, so perfect." He hesitates before looking up and meeting my gaze. "I am hoping you will help me find out why."

Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.

Sookie Stackhouse is a charity event planner in Shreveport. Eric Northman is the international singing star she hires for an event. What happens when they meet and sparks fly? AH and AU

The Great Reveal didn't go as hoped and now vampires have become the prey as religious zealots and militant factions of the government try to carry out a mass genocide. Their only hope for survival lies with a telepathic barmaid. AU/OOC

AH/OOC Sookie Stackhouse knows that the best way out of a small town is to have a plan. She just doesn't know her plans are about to change. A burlesque class, a re-opened landmark, and a few new faces in town take Sookie in a direction she never planned on. All SPOV.

Sequel to About a Girl and a Boy-Eric and Sookie were high school sweethearts, and everyone thought it would be forever. Unfortunately life took them their separate ways, what happens when they meet again at their 10 year high school reunion? AH/Eric Sookie

This will be 1. Chapters that didn't make it into the original Hedone Ranch for whatever reason. 2. Alternate POVs I agreed to write. 3. Anything else I want to write in this universe, now that the story is over.

Sookie, fed up with the dating scene in Shreveport decides, with the help of Pam, to take things in an entirely new direction. Will she really go so far as to find herself a mail order husband!

Sequel to "Pour Some Sugar On Me". Sookie and Eric come to terms with their new relationship. Very romantic, with more action in second half. Told from multiple POV's. Rated M for mature situations. Eric/Sookie/Bill/Pam

Cleanliness is next to godliness, but not even the boss's daughter can stay unsoiled forever. The hot mechanic is gritty and gruff and avoiding her like the plague, so naturally he's all she wants. But would she be better off keeping her distance? Angsty ExB told in BPOV.

Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.

Eric Northman is a casino mogul - envied by all and feared by many. What happens when a certain blonde redneck tries to hustle his poker tables? AU/AH

A crash course with destiny brings together a burned-out social worker seeking to rekindle her faith in mankind and a disillusioned attorney running out of chances to be a real life hero. Written for Texasfires compilation. E/B, AH, M for language

After her best friend and boyfriend betray her in the worst way who does Bella Swan have to turn to? Edward Cullen, smooth, smart and suave manages to sweep her off her feet, but what is his secret and can she still find a way to fall for him? Mobward.

See what happens when Before ends..

One reckless night together led to many years apart. A chance meeting rekindled a flame that sat smoldering all this time, but is it really possible to pick up where they left off? Cont of o/s, M for language and citrus. Featured on TheTwilightAwards

On the night of her ex-boyfriend's wedding, Sookie wants to let loose and ends up at a bar called Fantasia. There, she meets a hot bartender named Eric. What begins as a lonely night for Sookie ends up being the start of something truly amazing. AU/AH OOC. Rated M.

This is a multichapter promo-fic for the I Write the Songs contest. Sookie & Eric are strangers, who are both very different people, but they have one thing in common - their dearly departed best friend Pam & she's left them with a huge surprise.

One private school. A secret supernatural world that young student Sookie is yet to still encounter. One mysterious headmaster named Mr Northman. What happens when sparks begin to fly between student and teacher? Worlds begin to collide, of course.

Innocent event coordinator Bella has her sanity challenged when the adult toy show comes to town. How will she cope with a world she's never seen and a man who's very comfortable in it? Rated M for lang and lemons

AU! All human. Eric gets his manhood stuck in a bottle due to a drunken dare, and now it's down to Nurse Stackhouse to help him deal with the problem. But of course charmer Eric wants more than just Nurse Stackhouse's assitance.

It's mid WWI we follow Sookie as she becomes a maid for a large lavish estate in Scotland. With the prickly staff and odd residents she tries to find her way and hide her secrets. Until she stumbles upon him, and his that changes everything. This upstairs/downstairs tale has a war at heart. E/S A/U.

What if Sookie had been snatched out of Bon Temps before ever laying eyes on Bill Compton? How would the lives of the other Supernaturals been changed by her absence and what would happen if she was suddenly thrust right back in? AU/OOC

The tumultuous love story between Eric, a struggling musician and Sookie, a freelance writer from a small town. AH. Lots of angst at some point.

Eric is a cop that gets mistaken for a stripper at Sookie's birthday. What happens when Sookie finds out? A/H

What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay there. Can Sookie and Eric beat the odds or will their house of cards come tumbling down? Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU

Sookie works in antiquities, keeping an eye out for artifacts that humans really shouldn't get their hands on. Sheriff Northman is one of the few aware of her other talent. He's profited from leaving her alone, until he's forced to seek her help. SPOV.

Eric is a forensic pathologist in the Shreveport Coroner's Office. Can he convince Shreveport's newest detective, Sookie Stackhouse, that he has more to offer on her unsolved cases than just his medical expertise? AH/AU All Eric POV. Now complete.

ALL HUMAN: Bella has no idea how she's going to continue supporting herself and her recovering father on her meager income…until a certain CEO waltzes in with an offer she can't refuse.

When you're seventeen, you believe in Prince Charming. When you're twenty-four, you're tired of waiting for him and try to settle for less. When you're thirty, you know for sure he doesn't exist.

"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."

Seventeen minutes will now be forever known as the Forks High School Massacre. It only took seventeen minutes for a lone gunman to kill eleven students and two staff members as well as leave numerous others injured. It was only seventeen minutes, but its survivors have scars that will last a lifetime.

Eating food, drinking beer, and watching football are acceptable ways to spend your Thanksgiving Day. Wooing your niece's insanely attractive babysitter, however, is not. EPOV

After an accident took Bella's parents, she is forced to live with her new guardian, family friend Edward Cullen. She's been drifting through life for the last year in a daze. Will Edward be able to get through to her and wake her from her living nightmare? Will her looming eighteenth birthday separate them, or bring them closer together?

Dear Miss Swan, It has come to my attention that the semi-nude photographs you emailed me were not accidental. If this be the case please report to my office, 11am, sans clothes. If not, then please feel free to ignore this email. Sincerely Edward Cullen. ON TEMP HIATUS

Though Edward is married, he can't stop fantasizing about Emmett's intern. Emmett, his best friend and work partner, has warned him to stay away from her… from his little sister. She's only nineteen, he's thirty three. Will Edward take the apple from his Eve and succumb to her temptation?

another AH story with Sookie and Eric. They meet in high school in an... unconventional way. Inspired by the song of the same title by Avril Lavigne. M for language and lemons. Extreme OOC.

This is the sequel of "THE KILLER". Eric Northman is already married with Sookie and they have a happy life together but, will they be able to be happy or the rest of the world will try to separate them?

A casual, passionate relationship gets serious really quick when a broken condom leads Sookie to discover she's pregnant. How does a new couple deal with a pregnancy they didn't plan for? Eric/Sookie AH Updated daily! Collaboration with makesmyheadspin!

Bella's life changes in a heartbeat when she meets a beautiful, shy Edward Cullen at a summer concert. Before they get a chance to start, a shocking discovery has them questioning everything…everything except the way they feel for one another. Edward is her teacher. Bella is his student. They'll stop at nothing to overcome the obstacles standing in their way.

What happens when a scholarship athlete and an English major from opposite coasts meet in a freshman writing seminar? Will they be drawn together or forced apart by their weekly discoveries of themselves and each other? All human college coeds!

Sookie and her best friend Pam move to LA after Gran's death finally pushed them to do something with their lives. They will see that their friendship will not only create a makeshift family, but also the loves of their lives may be right under their noses waiting for them to be willing to lean on someone other than each other. AH RATED M. DARK PROLOGUE**** MOSTLY HAPPY STORY.

Eric is a sexy chef, Sookie is a loser magnet in need of some cooking therapy. All Human. 16 chapters. Updates Weekly.

When you use your one phone call to reschedule an interview, how much worse can your day get, right? - c'mon in, the gangs all here, AU, AH

After Merlotte's closes and Gran has a heart attack,Sookie is in desperate need of a job.With no other options,she accepts a job at Shreveport's new theme bar Fangtasia...and grows more curious of her wealthy and handsome boss,Eric Northman. AH/AU

Money. Respect. NYC. Edward Cullen had them all, being the grandson of Elizabeth Cullen. When out of nowhere came in Bella Swan, who saved Gran's life, his life began to go downhill. Now he was in danger of losing his most prized possession: his legacy.

Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.

After a drunken night together, the sweet barmaid Sookie Stackhouse is trying to get big time actor Eric Northman to listen to her and believe what she is trying to tell him. Unfortunately he think she is like every other girl and is only after his money.

Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.

Sookie, writer and dating Senator hopeful Bill Compton, finds herself in need to learn to Waltz. Enter Eric Northman, Professional dancer, watch how Eric Spins Sookie into a new world she just doesn't want to leave. E/S - AU M for a reason.

AH/AU By day Eric is a tattoo artist but by night he is the owner of Fangtasia, a faux vampire bar in New York City. What happens when a certain sassy, tattooed Southern Belle shows up and shakes things up? Uses characters from SVM & TB!

When Bill Compton breaks Sookie's heart, the successful lawyer Eric Northman is there to pick up the pieces. But when the past is thick with complications and betrayal, will Sookie ever let Eric in? Human fic Eric/Sookie might be M-rated later on

It only takes a moment, just one small thing to alter the course of your life. Sookie has been nursing a crush on Eric Northman for four years. Mustering up her courage she asks him to sign her yearbook. What he writes, irrevocably changes her future. AH

So let me see if i got this.she told you she was in love with you and your drunk ass laughed in her face, so now shes leaving, trying to avoid seeing you everyday.You realise you love her too, so now your sabotaging all her interviews to stop her leaving? ON TEMP HIATUS

Set before the Great Revelation, Sookie Stackhouse comes from an old political family. Sookie has a secret that may place her in greater danger than her families connections. A political thriller with a supernatural twist.

Randomness. Sookie's a personal assistant for the other film industry in cali. See what happens, or not.

Eric is owner of a multi-million dollar corporation. He is content and single until life throws a monkey wrench in his program. This piece is funny; sad; light and has it's moving moments. It is my first all human FF and I have shaken things up.

After Gran's death, Sookie moves to Shreveport where she meets Eric, a handsome neighbor who is instantly attracted to her but can't seem to be in a relationship. Meanwhile, someone sinister is pursuing Sookie. AH/AU. My first fanfic.

After a short tedious marriage, Sookie delves into a world she'd always been curious about and after years of hiding what she really wants, she gets it in the form of a tall blonde Swede. Contains filthy language, extreme lemons, and BDSM throughout.

CEO Eric Northman, Sweden, needs an assistant. Guess who's offered the job? Sookie discovers a new world, cold, dark and still full of passion! Rated M for smut and abuse. AH, slightly OOC

Edward leases out his late aunt's house for extra cash. 'Property Management for Dummies' should've prepared him for this.

When Jason gets in trouble, Sookie does her best to get him out of it. This time Jason has gotten in debt to everyone's favorite Viking. When Eric meets Sookie, it's more than just money he's after. Rated M.

A misunderstanding makes the Cullens plan a cruel prank on unpopular Isabella Swan for vengeance. But as Edward takes on the challenge of seducing Bella he quickly discovers her dark world at home. Edward must now save the girl he was supposed to break.

Edward Cullen, hottest Hollywood actor can get any girl he wants. Too bad the one girl he does want, he turns into a bubling and rambling idiot whenever she's near. actorward lives! ON TEMP HIATUS

Sookie thinks she has her life under control until her new boss, Eric Northman, shows up. Eric likes to give orders, and Sookie discovers that she likes taking them. AH/AU/OOC Rated M for office nookie.

A new shy waitress finds herself working in an upscale Strip Club Hooligans. All hell breaks loose when a certain arrogant blond is the star of the show. Will Sookie be able to resist the arrogant ass clad in fur? All Human AU NOW COMPLETE!

Three stipulations are keeping Edward from receiving his inheritance money, one of them being he must obtain a serious relationship. His solution? Pay Bella to pretend to date him.

AH/AU This is Lemons with a side of story. Eric is a prominent Lawyer and Sookie is a maid. I think you can see where I'm taking this. Now expanded with a new lemon, more to...come.

World-renowned author Sookie Stackhouse pulls some strings to get embedded within the police force. Initially regarding it as a research opportunity, she is not prepared to meet someone with the potential to change her life. AH/OOC

He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for life...at least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.

AH/AU. A story about heartbreak, love and second chances.

AH/AU This is a coming of age story that starts with a teenage Eric and Sookie, but we travel with them and see the toll Grief takes on a relationship. there is lemonade in here so dont read if you dont want a sip.

Join Captain Eric Northman Yeoman Stackhouse and the gracious and plentiful crew of the USS Cornucopia as they face THE WRATH OF QUINN. Spunky space spoof. Space lemons. AH AU

Sookie takes an unusual job; Eric is the shy geek she meets in an elevator. Trying my hand at something new to me: fluffy AH! Rated M.

Edward brings Bella home to meet his parents. read how Bella copes with the surprises along the way. continuation of a one shot. ON TEMP HIATUS

Indie Fic Competition entry - After not seeing Eric for over six years, Sookie is working as a telepath at the Vampire Conference held in New Orleans. But is the King happy to see her? *Winner of first place in the public vote*

After reaching the top of the charts with his band, Eric Northman is wondering what's next, and finds his mind being drawn back to his ex-girlfriend. AH. AU. ESN.

Sookie is in Italy with her fiance when things go bad. She gets a job at an international boarding school and has to share a dorm with our favorite tall blonde. Can he help her move on? Or will they drive each other crazy? AH/AU

Sookie is a telepathic waitress looking for a break in the journalism field when she hears something that leads her to Fangtasia in the hopes of interviewing The Vampire. She ends up with much more than she could have imagined. All Human/OOC

The continuation of Midnight Desire and ExB's, er, growth and explorations. The monster comes along on the journey, too! Mature Audiences Only.

This is the Third Installment in the, what I now have been calling the Chosen Series. It follows Conversations and Chosen. If you haven’t read those, please do so you can understand what’s going on. Niall keeps his word.

When a human girl is placed on trial in a human court for the murder of a vampire, Eric's job as Sheriff is to see that justice is done. Sookie/Eric AU, follows the plot of Strong Poison by Dorothy L Sayers

Out of options, Sookie Stackhouse finds a job at an unlikely place. A place that happens to be owned by a certain blonde vampire. But not in the capacity that most might think. This is an AU story, but it retains some good stuff; details inside.

After "Taken" Sookie goes home to mull over her options but is in for an unpleasant surprise. Once again, it will be a smut-fest! But there will be more story this time! I hope it doesn't disappoint, thank you all for the reviews!

This is an AU/AH fic, inspired by some late night ficleting is that a word? over at the Sookieverse. Professor Northman teaches English at a distinguished liberal arts college. Sookie Stackhouse is an English major. Yeah, you know it's wrong.

Women's college Sookie takes a writing class with frat boy Eric and of course, you can't have plot without tension. AU/AH

What if Sookie agreed to work for the FBI? Will Sookie be able to use her talents to solve a murder that has been plaguing the streets on New Orleans? What happens when she enlists the help of a certain tall, blond Viking? Will she get in over her head?

AH/AU Sookie is the ADA working on an important case that she's unknowingly tied to. Eric is the lead detective. Can they work together or will their first encounter get in the way?

Eric and Sookie have been best friends since high school. When Sookie's announcement turns Eric's world upside down, he must decide whether to fight for her or let her slip through his fingers.

Every major foreign government organization has a file on secret agent Eric Northman aka "The Swede." He stops at nothing to get what he's after. He's what every man would like to be and what every woman would like to have between her sheets. AU/AH

Sookie moves to Shreveport to teach dance and run from her past. Eric owns a famous karaoke club. What happens when music makes their paths cross? Come and take a look. AH/AU Rated M for language and lemony goodness.

AH, OOC, AU Eric's a hot shot lawyer who loves the gym and Sookie is the ever so pleasant receptionist

When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?

Eric and Sookie have been best friends since high school...until Eric realizes his true feelings for her... Will he have the courage to tell her or will he let her be with new man Bill?

One night while Sookie is bar hopping with some friends on the Lower East of New York City she runs into, literally, a towering mystery of a man. AU - AH. Eric/Sookie

Sookie Stackhouse is the star soccer player at Bon Temps High School, but the playing field just got a little more interesting with the new coach. AH/OOC. Rated M for later chapters.

Sookie is a big time actress in LA getting her house remodeled and refurbished by Eric Northman's interior design company. Will she get over herself long enough to care about someone else? What about his past pushed him from Sweden to the US? Hmmm....

Sookie is a makeup artist on a film starring the famous Eric Northman. What starts as a normal work day turns into something much more fun. AH, AU, OOC. Nominated for two Lemon Tart Awards and a You Want Blood Award.

Will Sookie have to give up her dreams of finding love and having children when Niall tells her she is the only hope for the fae and must marry an old and powerful vamp she's never met so that the 2 allies will forever be bonded? Begins pre-DUD. AU.

Sookie's HOT dreams get analyzed by a very special Doctor. His area of expertise is Psychology of Dreams. Will he be able to help her? Or will he be the one needing help? A/H, OOC

Sookie moves in to a new apartment. Could her landlord just happen to be the man of her dreams? All human

Sookie and Amelia go on a trip. Destination? Anywhere! Sookie’s inner trip, too. Europe is where they end up, in a very special CIRCUS, owned by a Gorgeous Swedish Viking Vampire. The owner is the ringmaster and a trapeze artist. You are all invited. OOC

Edward admires Bella from afar, until a chance meeting convinces him to send her messages in the Tiffany's window. Can their two worlds merge beyond the grand gesture? elaboration/continuation of the One Shot. Collaboration with Hmonster4.

Bella, an orphan forced to work in a strip club has had many tragedies in her past. She soon meets son of wealthy business man, Edward Cullen who is interested in buying the place. They instantly connect but can she trust herself to ever love again? BxE

Sequel to You Got Love! If Isabella Swan thought last year was crazy, she's about to be surprised. With Alice's baby on the way, a wayward best friend, visiting cousins and a boyfriend who seems determined to get a ring on her finger, what's a girl to do?

Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...