This is where I write about myself, right? Yea? Ok, cool. Let's start out on a good foot (I almost just spelled 'foot' as 'fut'. Skill). You, my new friend, may call me Stephan. Like Stef-ahn. Not Stef-in, not Steven... Just Stef-ahn. Get my name right, and I'll give you so many internet hugs, you'll just... Yes. I'm sorry, this is a terrible introduction of myself. Well actually... I'm a baffling idiot who can't find words...ever. So.. Yay.

I am NOT... One of those authors that makes an excuse for not updating. Because it seems every story I read, there is the same excuse for late updates. "My parents wont let me use the computer, herp derp... etc..."

I am a fancy-free bum who has nothing better to do than read yaoi hours on end, so I might as well write. When I am late for an update I have a reason. I already know it. The one answer shall be the following: I was playing a video game.

Boom, just like that. You know what kind of person I am. Haha kidding. That's not all me. I'll also have delays due to work (I work for Antlantic Records and have to go from country to county constantly).

Just to prove it, find me on Skype. My name there is Finnsterhudson (that will come to bight me in the ass some day). Let me know if a story sucked, let me know if you wanna suggest something. No, actually, just suggest it right off the bat. I will 90% of the time write what you want me to (if it's not part of a story I'm already doing. Then it's more of a 45% chance) as soon as I can. Now, I'm gonna have to say this now, all I ever watch is anime. So tv show fics are out of the question. Book fics are out of the question, everything else, out of the question. Except anime, of course.

I would be more than happy to write any suggested yaoi stories, any um.. Well frick, that's pretty much all that I can think of. Well, there's me in a nutshell.

So... I will be posting lots of pictures of wonderful things on here also for you to check out. Find me on twitter @ScooptheD, and you can get a better look at my personality. :)

Find me on Facebook. My name shall be Stephan Writerguy, and I currently have two friends (it's an account just for people who read the crap I write).