The pH alchemisthide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Beyonders, Brandon Mull, Avengers, and Numb3rs. Hi I'm the pH alchemist, sister to the Pheonix alchemist. (yes, I know Phoenix is spelled wrong, but...) As you probably guessed, I am a big fan of Fullmetal Alchemist (the manga), but a bigger fan of Star Wars (can't come up with any cool star wars names to use...currently accepting suggestions) I play the piano and the violin and speak Italian along with English I love to travel and have been to many places in my home country (the US), England, Italy, France, Switzerland, and St. Martain I'm not the sporty type, but I got my scuba license when I was 14 and dive every chance I get. My most favorite spot to dive is in The Seas in Walt Disney World. Favorite movies: -Star Wars -TRON Legacy -The Road to El Dorado -The Avengers (thnx Nikita) Favorite books: -Fullmetal Alchemist -The Kane Chronicles -Jurassic Park -The Hunt for Red October Favorite color: Green!!!!!!!! (though I do prefer black sometimes...) " TV shows: -Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood -Ninjago -Person of Interest -Numb3rs -Elementary -Inspector Lewis -Doctor Who -Sherlock " Band: -Journey " Song: -Separate Ways (Journey) or Faithfully (Journey again...) " Places to Visit/Been to: -Disney World - London -Scotland -Italy Thanks for visiting my profile |
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It's not the Raptor DNA by SkullsandDuggery reviews
"Her hateful gaze was all too familiar, almost a mirror when he saw past the crimson color, and slit pupils." Because we all know the scientists of Jurassic World had proven themselves incapable of exercising discipline when it came to temptations. Why would it be any different with creating the Indominus? Constructive criticism is welcome and appreciated!
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 720,118 - Reviews: 5801 - Favs: 3,923 - Follows: 3,343 - Updated: 2/5/2017 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Owen, Indominus Rex
Dear Vladimir by Alpha Flyer reviews
JARVIS meddles in Russian politics. He really shouldn't.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Jarvis - Complete
Miles and Minutes by LaylaBinx reviews
"I feel like every minute I get closer to him, he puts another mile between us," Steve mumbles, a very small, humorless smile tugging at the corner of his mouth. "The closer I get, the further he runs." My take on what happened between CA:TWS and AoU. Mostly it's just Sam and Steve being bros and Sam being a ridiculous BAMF.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,452 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/19/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Falcon/ Sam W. - Complete
You put ONE raptor on a jet ski Why Jurassic World Fired Me by Ex-Imagisaur reviews
A slightly bitter Jurassic World ex-Imagisaur recounts the story of the aquatic spectacular that got him banished from Isla Nublar.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Velociraptor, Claire, Owen - Complete
All Hallow's Eve by Lindenharp reviews
James finds an unexpected need for a Halloween costume. Rated Teen for threatened violence to a child. #4 in the On the Wings of the Dawn series, an AU in which James Hathaway has wings.
Lewis - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Complete
444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,896 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E., Riza H.
Rules to date my daughter by My name's AC reviews
Clint was a very protective father, no doubt in that. He just may have started worrying a little bit too early… way before Natasha gave birth to their baby girl. (Established Clintasha)
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/8/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] - Complete
The Prose Edda by The Lady Nightingale reviews
Erik grew up with The Prose Edda. A quick sketch of how Thor might react to reading it.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Erik S. - Complete
PSA by Omnicat reviews
Neither Dillinger nor Mackey liked to see their company buildings defaced with 'witty' pamphlets. Sucks to be them. Or: some of the best friends Roy ever made were vandals who wouldn't call him by his real name.
Tron - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Kevin Flynn, Quorra, Roy Kleinberg - Complete
If I Speed Away by Lindenharp reviews
When James is shot by a murder suspect, Robbie discovers something very unexpected about his sergeant. AU. Wingfic. Lewis/Hathaway friendship. Warning: Mention of suicide of two minor OCs. Mention of canon sexual abuse of a minor. No graphic details. 1st story in the series "On the WIngs of the Dawn". Followed by "Balancing Act".
Lewis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,142 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Complete
The Lads From Gallifrey by scifigeekgirl reviews
AU Nine, Ten and Eleven are members of a band. When singer and musician Jimmy Stones comes along, they know there will be trouble but, there's something about Stones girlfriend, Rose Tyler that catches their attention. Will the group get Rose away from Stones evil clutches and teach him a lesson? Will Harry Saxon ever stop that infernal drumming?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,295 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Guideline To Living With The Avengers by szynka2496 reviews
including Loki and other characters. Rules you should- or not follow when you're living with The Avengers. But lets face it, no one would follow these rules, right? Right. Signed Jackie Walker. May contain some spoilers from the movie. Rated T because of language and other stuff that will come later... or not.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 23,995 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Seriously by Ordis reviews
In which everything that happens in The Avengers is really a big try out to see if the team put together by Nick Fury is going to work. Agent Loki is not pleased to learn the good guys never got the memo. Written for Norsekink.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 289 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Banned From Argo by ExpositionFairy reviews
Let it never be said that our heroes don't know how to have a good time.
Tron - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
Breath of Life by Takada Saiko reviews
Sequel to Drown the Echoes. As Loki and Odin try to find some semblance of common ground between them, Asgard comes to realize that the war with the Frost Giants was not entirely avoided with the temporary destruction of the Bifrost. The Jotuns have come to claim what was stolen from them. Everything that was stolen. Co-written with Gabrielle Day. Large quantities of Loki-whump.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,021 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Offspring of Printers by PhantomHeiress reviews
Thor's hammer is at the drycleaners, so he's using a temporary replacement: a piece of paper. ONE-SHOT, CRACK. Rated T for talking floors, Loki's angst, and a particular Batman Lego.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Wisdom Too Great by WhyAye reviews
When people start dying from animal attacks, Lewis and Hathaway must decide if there's something more sinister: human intervention? Or is it the intervention of the gods themselves?
Lewis - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,258 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Complete
Time Has Come Today by Morelenmir reviews
Lestrade made a deal ten years ago to save a drug addict's life. His friends aren't about to let him go quietly into the night. Superwholock.
Crossover - Supernatural & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Sam W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Daddy Cool by NeverMineToHold reviews
Tron has to face his greatest nightmare - babysitting!
Tron - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Tron/Rinzler, Sam Flynn - Complete
Charlie Eppes's Fanfiction Workshop by Ryan Phelan reviews
The title says it all. Come on in and grab a seat, class is about to begin!
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Charlie E. - Complete
System Restore by Flynn1 reviews
It's over. Flynn Lives. So does Clu. Everything's different, yet some things will never change...
Tron - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 105,570 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Kevin Flynn, Clu - Complete
The Girl in the Theme Park by Imagination-Parade reviews
Booth, Brennan, Hodgins, and Angela head to Disney World after a body is found in one of Magic Kingdom's most popular rides. B&B and Hodgela pairings
Bones - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,236 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth, Angela M., J. Hodgins - Complete
Brownian Motion by OughtaKnowBetter reviews
Forty witnesses. Two bombs. Zero eye witness accounts. Story complete, all the ends tied up with a loose slip knot...
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,472 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Complete
Up Close and Personal by Sheila Snow reviews
Dr. Alan Grant pioneers the exciting new field of Anthropologic Paleontology. Note: This story is preslash, Alan/Billy, so do not read if same sex relationships offend you! Many thanks to my wonderful beta readers -- foolish m0rtal, myystic, and Ros.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,474 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Night on the Town by Greytune reviews
Hodgins drags Zack with him to a fundraiser to meet up with two old friends he hasn't seen for seven years. Zack/Jack friendship, bickering and subtle hints at romance. Mentions of BB and Hodgela.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,015 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2009 - J. Hodgins, Zach A. - Complete
Eruditely Helpless by Clumsy Giraffe reviews
A set of drabble one-shots where Zack is presented with social situations that he involuntarily fails in. But he tries, oh he tries, and maybe that's why what he says or does backfires so bad...
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Zach A. - Complete
Defining a One Night Stand by OyHumbug reviews
When Booth, Brennan, Cam, and Zack are left to their own devices after Angela and Hodgins' wedding that wasn't, three of them cook up trouble with alcohol, while the one remaining experiments their way into some very enlightening answers.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Arkan Sonney by windscryer reviews
“You be sure to put that on my headstone: Here Lies Dean Winchester. Died from a bite by a rare albino hedgehog. They aren't native to the area and it didn't have rabies because it wasn't FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!”
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The War of the Ring by Darth Krewl reviews
Jedi Master ObiWan Kenobi had been betrayed. As he attempted to flee for his life, he found a portal to a planet far, far away and to a land called MiddleEarth, where a war not so different to the Clone Wars was about to begin...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 129,120 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
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Of Pubs and Pembroke Welsh Corgis reviews
The 'sequel' of sorts to Of Fjords and Flurries. The Avengers take London by storm; more light comedy ensues. Rated for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2016 - Published: 1/26/2016 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Of Fjords and Flurries reviews
The next chapter in the continuing saga of the travels of the Avengers. Not a serious story, just some light comedy. Takes place in the same 'verse as my other stories. Rated for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 1/19/2016 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Of Dingoes and Didgeridoos reviews
As if they didn't learn from Scotland...Steve decides to take the team on another vacation abroad, this time to Australia. Antics ensue. In the same 'verse as "Of Highland Cows and Haggis"
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
You Want to Search Where? reviews
Prequel to "Of Highland Cows and Haggis" The Avengers experience just how bad airport security can be...even to seven superheroes
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Immortal reviews
A one shot based on Peter MacNicol's appearance in Agents of Shield. AKA Larry is a part-time Asgardian
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Complete
A Rose For A Rose reviews
Slight Doctor Who crossover: Young Thor and Loki chat up a strange couple during a picnic.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Loki, Thor - Complete
BOO! An Edinburgh Ghost Tour reviews
Second in my "Of Highland Cows and Haggis" series. Strange things start to happen after Tony wishes for a scarier ghost tour...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Dumb Ways to Die reviews
The Avengers reinact the ways in this crack-filled fic. It had to be done. Rated for swearing and insinuated drug use.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 9,237 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Loki, Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
On the Lewis Chessmen reviews
First in my "Of Highland Cows and Haggis" series, detailing the Avengers' vacation to Scotland. The Avengers are on the Isle of Lewis touring the new museum when they find out something...interesting...about the resident chess set. Includes Avenger!Loki
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Loki, Thor, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete