Favorite Quotes

"Nowadays I can identify as anything. Today I identify as a shrub, which makes you insane for talking to me." - Anonymous

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

"You're a very sick man" - Poor doctor diagnosing Joker

"Flattery won't save you." - Joker

"You know what separates you and me from the normal guys? One really bad day." - Joker

"It's time for you to look inward and begin asking yourself the big questions! Who are you, and what do you want!"- Uncle Iroh

"There comes a time when we all must grow up. When that time comes, it's important not to forget the lessons of our childhood, because our childhood is the greatest training one can ever have." - Sensei Wu

"You think I'm fighting for myself? That's why you'll never win! I'm not fighting for me I'm fighting for them! It's the very thing that makes us human." - Captain America

"The thought of losing you, why does that make me sad?" - Ultron

"Total Thaumic Reversal!" - Twilight Gyro Sparkle Nefarious

"Is that an Anti-Tank rifle? CRAP! That's an Anti-Tank sniper rifle!" - Anonymous

"And I'm sure in the words of oh so many of my brethren, what does this button do?" - Ratchet Gyro Sparkle

"If you harm one hair on her head I will kill you, even if I have to make you choke on my last functioning servo to do so." - Clank Gyro Sparkle

"Very well Demigod, meet a Goddess!" - Mi Amore Cadenza Princess of the Fire Nation and ruler of The Crystal Empire

"Thank you for opening me! Oh, here I go closing! Wheeeeeeeeeee!" - Unknown Robot Gate

"You can have this when you pry it from my cold dead hands and even then good luck! For I will have glued it to my cold dead hands." - Soldier TF2

"This is a scale model of war. Every war ever fought right there in front of you. Because it's always the same. when you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you don't know who's going to die! You don't know whose children are going to scream and burn! How many hearts will be broken? How many lives will be shattered? how much blood will spew until everybody does what they were going to do from the very beginning... SIT DOWN AND TALK!!!!" - The Twelfth Doctor

"There are only three things in this world that are infinite the universe, human stupidity, and the number of zubats in a cave." - Prof. Oak

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair, and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth, and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall remember you.

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