[AU] The Hidden Leaf had a long and sordid history of producing some of the most dangerous rogue ninja to walk the Earth; Orochimaru, Itachi, Kabuto, Sasuke. It was only a matter of time until they produced another one. But no one, especially Naruto, expected their next rogue ninja to be Bolt Uzumaki. Disgraced after the exams, Bolt sets out to make his mark on the ninja world.

Bilbo knew that travelling with dwarves and a wizard was going to be an interesting journey, he just didn't expect for that journey to include him being turned into a kitty! With their small hobbit now a tiny, nearly helpless kitten, the dwarves realise how many dangers, both real and imagined, there are out in the world that could hurt the newly made hobbit-kitty.