...um...yeah...hi. My name is Platypus Shoelace! Obviously...well this is my first time on fanfiction and I got on here with the help of JabberNut. Yes. I am the one who gave her, her name. Hey she may have been on here first but I am the root of her ideas, the source of her brains, the creator of her personality herself! Nah not really. I just helped her out picking a name. But I did introduce her to the wonderful world of anime in 6th grade! Yes...YES! BOW DOWN BEFORE MY ELITE AND UNRULY POWER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ahem sorry about that...I tend to have sudden out bursts of maniacle laughter...

So lets start by telling you a little about myself. Let me start off by saying that I am very egotistical. Im not mean...I just laugh a lot. ask JabberNut. Every time I laugh tears come streaming down my face no lie! Im very laid back and laugh a lot. Every day of my life. So when I make a comment that seems mean... dont take it personaly! In fact don't take life seriously, cause none of us are getting out alive! Ahh I love that saying. Well its true! So yeah don't take what I say to heart unless you have some psycho problem and I am trying to tell you that you need counsoling or be put into a mental hospital. Sorry. Got lost in the ranting.

Ok some things I like, VIDEO GAMES! Yes. For all you boys out there that think that girls can't like games...well try telling me that. even though it wont work. If you have a problem with that and you think your better at me at video games, well I can whip your but so fast at Super Smashbros. Melee that you'll kiss the moons! Or moon. Still. Yes I have played Chrono Cross. And those of you who haven't, you should! I like Anime like Inuyasha, Ruroni Kenshin, Cowboy Beebop, .hacksign/Twilight Bracelet, Fooly Cooly, Gundam Wing/Seed, Bobobo,Outlaw Star, Wolf's Rain, Trigun, and basicly anything else that's out there. I can't remember them all right now so i might add some later if I do remember.

Some things I hate. Yaoi. Because quiet frankly, I find it disgusting and uterly disturbing that Heero and Duo are having an afair and that Seshomaru raped Inuyasha when he was little and that is why he hates him. UGH! OH! Bad thoughts! NEED BRAIN SOUP! So yeah. And I hate some girls because they are annoying. Like Trish from Devil May Cry, or Tifa from FF7. I usually like the lover of the main boy of the game but there are some exceptions. So if I read a story where they are the lovers...i can't help but tell you that i hate them. but i hate Kikyo with such a passion that i hate her more than all the other stupid girls out there put together! Sorry Kikyo fans...I prefer Kagome. Well it might take me a while to get some stories up but I'll try to have one up by the end of this week! See ya soon!

Ok...Im going to go on an "I Hate Kikyo Rant" now. Ok, the reason...reasons why I hate Kikyo are as follows: She pinned Inuyasha to a tree, which really was Naraku, that I can understand, but when she gets revived she has this undying passion to KILL him, I can also understand this because she thought that Inuyasha had killed her, but It was also Naraku. Now here is where I get angry. When she finds out that Inuyasha still loves her, she STILL wants to kill him! SHE CANT EVEN FORGIVE HIM! SHE CANT GO ON WITH HER PATHETIC AND INSIGNIFICANT DOUGHY LIFE(because she is made of clay) OR SUICIDE OR JUST MELT HERSELF BY DOUSING HERSELF WITH A BIG BUCKET OF STEAMING HOT WATER THAT IS HOT ENOUGH TO BURN THOUGH STEEL! gasps for breath Even though she "supposedly" still loves him as well, I laughed when she fell over the cliff into the Miasma river. Quiet psychoticly too. Well that is the end of my Kikyo rant. Maybe I'll rant on later about how I hate Trish. (Who also has no plot significance whatsoever)