Name: Zak

Age: 19

Likes: Good Resident Evil and Naruto stories. Metal Gear Solid and Resident Evil series for the console; Olbivion, The Sims 2, Fable, Garry's Mod, and Counter Strike for the PC.

Dislikes: Yaoi, not that I hate gay people I just don't want to know what they do sexually, the only time iv ever red a yaoi story was because it had a very good plot, or it was just funny. Country music, they all talk about the same things: Losing their wife/house/dog/truck, or talking about 9/11, or for some odd reason food.

Random Info: For some odd reason i want to see a donkey show, mostly to see if a chick with a mouth full of donkey spunk swallows.

Fav. Quote(s): "Just because soldiers are on the same side right now doesn't mean they always will be. Having personal feelings about your comrades is one the worst sins you can commit. Politics determine who you face on the battlefield. And politics are a living thing. They change along with the times. Yesterday's good might be tomorrow's evil."

"People's values change over time. And so do the leaders of a country. So there's no such thing as an enemy in absolute terms. The enemies we fight are only in relative terms, constantly changing with the times."

"There's a world of difference between this country and America. But it's only a difference of position. A difference of perspective. Coming here made me realize something. Half of what I'd been told was a complete and utter lie... the other half was a conveniently constructed lie."

Naruto fanfics are overpopulated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this in your profile.

Do you like Puppets? Do you just know deep down that Sasori could never have died? Then join the Puppet Association of Konoha! Just add your name to our member roster and post it in your profile to show your pride! changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraXXxItachiSakura, Serena the Kitsune, Almores, Artful Lounger, Xx Cotton Balls xX

If you think that SasuHina is complete bullshit and that the people who came up with it or write it should get a labotomy put this in your profile and add your name to the list. Artful Lounger, Xx Cotton Balls xX

If you believe that there aren't enough Tayuya pairings, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: Tergar of Konoha, Artful Lounger, Xx Cotton Balls xX