.A. .Girl. .Called. .Sweet-KRAZY.03.

Once upon a time, in a land far far away there lived a beautiful princess-- ok FINE! I'm lying! She was just some girl that spent her days writing fics, drawing, and watching X-Games. Her name was the same as her dad's for some odd reason, and sounded like something out of the 'Muppets.'Okay, soyou might think that she'd be quite embarresed of her name, and at first she was, but she eventually got used to it (mostly because it sounded 'heavenly'how her 'Knight in Blue Jeans' said it). Anyway, for the security of hertop-secret identitywe shall now address her by 'Purple Llama,' because that's a cool code-name.

Now, Purple Llama was a simple girl. She liked to watch 'SMALLVILLE', 'THE SIMPSONS', and 'FAMILY GUY,' and loved listening to the radio where they sometimes played her fav songs like that song that she likes but she doesn't know what it's called--

Purple Llama: Hey! I'm so gonna' find out one day. You just wait!

Uh, yes... Whatever. Other than that, you'd find her sitting in front of her laptop, her headphones booming songs like 'THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT' by the Backstreet boys, 'JUMP!' by Simple Plan, 'GONE' by Switchfoot, 'JUST ONE' by Hoobastank, 'HE WASN'T' by Avril Lavigne, and many others. Yep, all was well in her neck of the magical sugar-cookie-producing woods. That is until that one fateful evening when she went to the movies to see 'STAR WARS EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE SITH!' Just like in that song by New Found Glory, "It's all downhill from here...", that's exactly what happened.

Purple Llama: Oh shut-up.

She became OBSESSED! OBSESSED I TELLS YA'!

Purple Llama: Dude, chilax already, will you?

Righteous... Goozephraba... goozephraba... Okay, I think I'm cool now. As I was saying, from that moment on, Purple Llama declared herself a genuine 'STAR WARS' fan. At least she wasn't as obsessive about 'LORD OF THE RINGS' anymore. Oh, that was a nightmare... (shudders)

So Purple Llama went on to come up with many fics that have to do with 'STAR WARS.' While writing them she would add in some of her fav quotes like "BOO-YAH!" and "MY BACK HURTS!" Why those are her fav quotes... we may never know...

Purple Llama: Actually, it's because the first one is what one my friend's used to say a lot, and the second one is just one that I like.

Hey! Are you narrating here, or me?

Purple Llama: Seeing as this is MY bio--

I hope you get eaten by giant clam.

Purple Llama: The feeling's mutual.

(insert color-ful words here) Yeah, so in the end, Purple Llama and her fellow peeps lived happily ever after. Her fics are still in production, but will someday see the light of day. Hopefully, 'Princess Purple Llama' (with the help of her dashing knight) will be able to slay the ferocious dragon called 'SCHOOL' and continue with supplying her fellow villager's with updates.Just cross your fingers and wish really hard, and VOILA! As for the status of the updates, Purple Llamahas been kind enough to donate them to this fairy-tale:

1. Daddy, Are You a Vampire: Chappy 3 is now POSTED! Ain't that just dandy? 4 is in production!

Purple Llama: Oh yeah, and in the end, Purple Llama and her 'Knight' get married and live in big castle in the sky forever and ever. (blush) Hehehehe...

.The End.

The purple llamas, giant clams, and dragons called 'SCHOOL' are property of .Sweet-KRAZY.03.'s farfetch'd imagination and were not harmed in the making of this really strange fairy-tale. If you have any concerns or comments, please contact her at R0krChiK13@hotmail.com. Thanx a billion plus one dudes_

NOW, A MESSAGE FROM OUR FRUITACIOUS SPONSORS:

May the Force be with you.

'Da' leaf ish greener on deh' west side...'

R0K OUT, WAY OUT!

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xoxoxo ~ .Sweet-KRAZY.03.