Hey, Diary, it's me again: Eric. I am so goddamn fucking tired of just sitting here sobbing about and jacking off to Kyle. It's all very lonely and pathetic, and I'm going to put a stop to it. That's right: I've finally decided to woo Kyle and get him to fall in love with me. (Kyman Multi-Chapter; Rated T for profanities and Eric's vulgarities.)

Cartman has a job interview to attend, and Kyle has worrying about him to do. (Fluffy & Smutty Kyman One-Shot; Rated M for profanities and sexual scenes.)

When Kyle makes a bet with Cartman and the latter starts to win, Kyle has to seal his success by distracting him...with his body. (Smutty Kyman One-Shot; Rated M for profanities and sexual scenes.)

Kyman! Kyle has managed to offend his boyfriend. He's too stubborn to say sorry, but so desperate for affection that he's considering it anyway. Rated T because Kyle uses foul language.

Kyman! Sequel to I Can't Lose You. Kyle and Cartman have been together for a month now. Things are still a bit awkward between them, but they love being together regardless. Fluffy. Very, very fluffy. Rated T for a slightly heavy kissing scene.

Cartman took the last blue one and Kyle is determined to get it back, no matter what. You'll never look at gumballs the same way again.