Pen name: pigirl314

Sometimes I write stories, but not that much.

Okay, so I've looked at a lot of people's profiles and have decided to compile a list of fail copypastas. It needs to be done.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off.

-- Just imagine: "Ha ha, those silly fools. I can't believe they were so insecure about themselves that they stopped breathing. Now as their families mourn, I laugh." Really? You would laugh? Apparently the remaining 8 percent of the generation is made up of a-holes.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

-- Not even close. For this statistic to be possible, at least 98 percent of all people under the age of twenty would have to have access to marijuana, which just isn't possible. It can't grow everywhere.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

-- I understand what this is going for, but I dislike the use of the word "preppy". The word originates from the word preparatory, as in college-preparatory high schools, like mine. I'm not a "prep" in the sense intended, but I am in the literal sense.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile.

-- Myspace is NOT a life-force, and to imply that the majority of the teenage population would die in some way connected to the destruction of the site is ludicrous.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

-- Statistics FAIL strikes again! While I agree that social networking is kind of a waste of time, you don't have to insult teenagers like that.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile.

-- FAIL. Emotional breakdowns don't work that way. And besides, many people do want to fit in. It has to do with the basic human behavior of being hostile towards things that don't follow the perceived pattern.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. / If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

-- Unique isn't always good.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

95 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 5 percent who read more that watch TV then and are proud of it, copy and paste this to your Profile.

-- Less than 95% of teenagers have access to televisions and/or reading materials.

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating pop corn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this to your profile. / 95 percent of teen & pre-teen girls would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower, ready to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're part of the 5 percent of people yelling "Jump, Bitch!"/ 93 percent of teenagers and children would go insane if the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus were about to jump off a skyscraper and die. If you are part of the 7 percent that would grab popcorn, a chair, and scream 'JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!', copy and paste this to your profile / If you think it'd be funny if Justin Bieber stood on the edge of a twelve-story building, copy and paste this on your profile. / 95 of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.
4 would yell JUMP., Joy
If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile

-- This is not cool. I don't like these people either, but I don't want them to kill themselves either.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. / If you think rap is the most awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

-- Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap? Who spells like that? I don't know about you, but I always start spelling my words with the first letter/syllable. Anyway, I like rap. I don't listen to rock, but it is possible to like both genres without spontaneously combusting. And rapping isn't about singing, it's about performing poetry in a creative manner. Even the worst rappers (*cough cough* everyone on the radio *cough cough*) know how to write poetry that can't be just read. And yeah, a lot of rappers do make fools of themselves, but they're not the only ones.

--A point I should have made earlier. The first one makes no sense because it implies that the default genre teenagers listen to is rock, which is just fallacy.

15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goth, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile. (ATTACK!!!!!!:D)

-- This "popularity" crap just gets on my nerves. No one seems to know what it means these days.

95 percent of general teenagers have turned Gangsta if you are one of the 5 percent that stayed Emo, Punk, or any stereotype essential to culture, copy and paste this into your profile

-- Clearly people don't understand what "Gangsta" means. And I guess this means that everyone must obey a stereotype. I thought everyone was supposed to be unique?

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

-- Why can I kill an animal and only use its meat? Why not the fur as well? That would be such a waste!

Child abuse is very, very real. If you are 100 percent against child abuse and want to help stop it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you HATE child abuse like me copy and paste this to your profile.

-- I don't like child abuse either, but do people think they'll make a difference if they copypaste that they hate child abuse. It's not like an abuser is going to read it and be all like, "Hey, some people don't like child abuse. Maybe I should stop abusing children." I'm not trying to be pessimistic or anything, but come on!

98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL.

-- Wrong.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a MySpace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks MySpace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.

-- Wrong again.

If you think that Math is a pointless subject after you've learnt the basics (e.g. adding and subtracting), copy and paste this onto your profile.

-- More Wrong. I'm not saying that everyone needs calculus, but multiplication/division, exponential growth/decay, etc are needed as well.