A series of drabbles and oneshots about all the times Nico can be kind of ridiculous. We all love him, and know he's amazing and awesome and hot and all that, but when you think about it, Nico's still just a kid, and sometimes he just makes you want to sigh and say, "Oh, Nico." These are some of those times. FINALLY UPDATED 8/29/17 SORRY I KNOW I'M THE WORST.

A series of drabbles taking place before, during, and after the movie. So many little stories have yet to be told...

Future fic - The children of the great Heroes of Olympus have to face their own adventures, with the guidance of their parents. Especially Donny, son of Nico and Percy, has to face love, quests and battles, with his best friend Thea, daughter of Piper and Annabeth, and his love-interest Sander, son of Chris and Clarisse. Nico/Percy and Sander/Donny slash, Nicercy and their kids

He's been invisible for so long, it's hard to be seen sometimes. One-shots and mini archs of Jack's life.

Nicercy Human AU: Percy was just standing in line when he stumbles upon a stranger. Or rather, the stranger stumbles into him. And then offers to take Percy to Paris for a full twenty-four hours, where Percy just might bribe a sailer, write a terrible song, and fall in love. ...Among other things.

Percy discovers an unexpected application for his powers, one that he's unable to turn off. Jason is sent to see why the Son of Poseidon is having a mental breakdown, and more than one secret is revealed.

They've had enough with Octavian so what do they do? They prank him! Twenty five times too.

Trend isn't very social, to change that, his friends decide to get him pets. And since Herc's father Jason's dogs Percy and Nico just had a bunch of adorable puppies, Herc and Thea decide to give him Donny. The problem? The others decide to give him pets too; Sander the puppy and Sam the kitten. He ends up with two dogboys and a catboy. Trend/Derek/Sander/Donny/Sam slashy fivesome

Leo and Percy move to Hawaii after the Giant War, to start a new life. Leo mostly so to help Percy, because after Nico had given his life to save the love of his life during the war, the son of Poseidon never really got back on track. Now, two years later, two tricksters track them down. Connor/Percy and Travis/Leo slash

Percy is the owner of a cute, little bakery. Nico is a lawyer and a regular in the bakery, but Percy doesn't know his name, so he always calls him Handsome Suit in his mind. At least until he finally asks for Nico's name. But they're too oblivious to work it out, at least not until Piper nearly breaks Frank's nose on Alabaster's birthday party. Nico/Percy slash Nicercy

Kind-of-sequel to "Chasing Fireflies". Sander Rodriguez, his husband Donny di Angelo and their friends Trend Austin and Sam Raser are moving in together. Not in New Athens, in New York. On their moving-in-party, one drunken question from Herc Grace may change everything for them though... Trend/Sander/Donny/Sam, slashy foursome

Merman AU - Percy is an orphaned stable boy who has always been obsessed with mermen. When their prince catches one, Percy is determined to set the mesmerizing creature free, even before he realizes that it's the prince of the ocean himself, Nico. merman!Nico/Percy slash Nicercy

AU - Percy is an angel, supposed to sing in the choirs of his Lord. Nico is a demon, supposed to torture souls in the dungeons of his Lord. Yet both rather spend their days naked and at the beach. Nico/Percy slash Nicercy - Prequel "An Angel's Curiosity" and sequel "An Angel's Fall" are up!

Percy is in a slump. He is stuck in an abusive relationship, if it can even be called a relationship, and, once she found out, Annabeth forces him to take a vacation away from everything over winter break. That was where Ethan walked into the picture and Percy is, very literally, shoved into the life of him and his, very jealous, husband Alabaster. Ethan/Alabaster/Percy. 3-Shot.

Both Jason and Percy are in a serious relationship with each other that they entire school knows about. One boy, Octavian, made it his life's goal to ruin the boy's lives. So what better than to take pictures of them making out at school, reporting it and showing their parents? Well, Percy's fine but Jason's not with his very homophobic dad. Read this to find out more! Oneshot!

"A glass heart is better than no heart. Octavian knows because his own glass heart has already shattered into a million pieces, and even if it hurts, at least he feels something." / If society has made it so painfully clear that it doesn't want Octavian, then Octavian has decided that he doesn't want society, either.

Connor trudged over to the sacrificial flame, preparing to dump his leftovers in when a flash of white caught his eye. In disbelief, he watched a napkin materialize right in the center of the fire, blowing upward with the smoke and floating gently down to the ground at his feet.

It's February. Still, all Percy could think of is last Christmas, because thanks to a prank pulled by the Stolls, the whole house had been covered in mistletoe. Leading to a life-changing kiss between him and Nico. The problem? Nico had downright disappeared afterward and is still missing. At least until Piper and Annabeth come up with a plan. Nico/Percy slash Nicercy

Sort of AU - Gods exist, but the wars didn't happen and Romans and Greeks live together. Now they're faced with danger. They send out quests to find two children of the Big Three. What will Jason and Nico do when they find the son of Poseidon in a bordello? And how does Leo manage to "captivate" the daughter of Pluto and her boyfriend? Jason/Nico/Percy, Frank/Hazel/Leo threesomes

"Tr-Travis? Does mommy hate us?" "Connor..." / The Stolls are young and out on the run, hiding in an alleyway, when Connor asks a question Travis finds hard to answer. Kid!Travis and Kid!Connor. One-shot. Pre-series.

She feels it each night, the strange rhythm his fingers tap out against her skin — the tap, tap on her hip, on her breast, against the small of her back. One night, she decides to ask about it. Leo/Calypso. Futurefic.

There is only a fine line between love and hate. Octavian is not quite sure why he crossed it when it comes to Percy Jackson. But he is sure that he did. Especially when he encounters the stubborn hero months after the Giant War in London... Octavian/Percy slash

Sequel to "A Very Half-Blood Easter"! Future fic - It's Halloween and the demigods of New Rome and New Athens are dressing up for a party at Sally's. Aside from much embarrassment due to costumes and quarreling, Percy also has a hot surprise for Nico! Nico/Percy slash Nicercy - Sequel "A Very Half-Blood Thanksgiving" is up!

"I'm wearing blue tie-dye," deadpanned Nico, motioning towards his torso. "I own nothing blue. Or tie-dye." :: In which Nico wakes up in blue.

The war was over and Gaea was defeated. The heroes are sailing/flying home when they come across something strange. What is that mysterious red light? Leo finally smiled! Who does that girl's voice belong to? A Caleo One-shot

"Calypso could see the tears in Leo's eyes, no matter how much he tried to blink them away." :: In which Leo is the only man to ever reach Ogygia twice.

Calypso is alone and she thinks about Leo, and this new feeling she has for him. HoH SPOILERS.

Quick oneshot about Calypso and Leo. Read House of Hades first if you don't want any spoilers.

Because Leo Valdez couldn't stop thinking about her. Post HoH.

An exploration of the crushes in Leo Valdez's life. Yeah, there's been quite a few.

In which Leo Valdez keeps a promise, and not by half. Oneshot. House of Hades spoilers.

It's like getting stabbed every day and no one's there to hear him scream. :: Nobody can run from their troubles like Nico di Angelo. HOUSE OF HADES SPOILERS.

*HOUSE OF HADES SPOILER* Calypso tried not to believe Leo when he promised to return. When he does she is both relieved and surprised.

Some of the 7th years have trouble sleeping, so they decide to play Simon Says, with unexpected results. Jily.

AU: The story of Leo Valdez and the dog, Festus, he befriended.

Percy has a good life working in a New York diner with friends, who think he is perfectly normal. But when his past comes back, he is forced to face the people who betrayed him and the one girl who he has never gotten over. And when his old life starts to suck him back in, will he leave the new friends he has made?

The legendary Perseus Jackson looks pretty intimidating through the eyes of Leo Valdez, those first hours after the Camp Jupiter fiasco. But when Percy gets in trouble with Buford, it's Leo to the rescue, with unexpected honesty and bromance as a result. Percy-Leo friendship. No slash. One-shot.

Jason is a detective trying to catch a thief. Percy is a waiter and thief trying not to be caught. Nico is Jason's rich boyfriend in love with a waiter and set on helping Jason. Will they keep the thief if they get him? Jason/Nico/Percy, slashy threesome

It'd be so easy just to move forward and let go, but the flame still lingers, and you're the one feeding it the oxygen it needs. :: Leo/Piper/Jason. Slight MoA Spoilers. One-shot.

Calm, tranquil Percy forgets to take his meds and turns into ADHD bouncy Percy. Then pixie sticks are added into the mix and everything goes to Hades. All Human. One-shot.

In which Percy sends out a text stating that he's finally coming back to New York, and Annabeth basically receives a heart attack because of it. Metaphorically of course. All Human. Three-shot. COMPLETED.

We all know that Percy loves his mom's blue chocolate chip cookies, a whole lot. He's tried to grab some when Sally wasn't looking, but the thing is, he always got caught. That kind of defeats the whole crawling and hiding business. One-shot. Rewritten version named "Sweet Victory" has been posted as well!

Sent in a quest to rid of an Ice titan, Percy and Nico are snowed in a shed. Percy has somehow to warm-up a frozen Nico; but how? Percy/Nico

Life was never boring when the ghost king was around. He always had something with him, and he always made it a point to trigger a reaction from the son of Poseidon. Post TLO, Percy/Nico.

Everyday Chris notices something of his going missing. Someone was stealing his stuff and he is going to find out who this thief is, even if it meant staying up all night.

"Percy tastes like saltwater and pancakes from that morning's breakfast." Percy/Nico

Leo glanced over at Jason, feeling hurt and wondering a little why he should still defend him. But he could forgive him, even if a part of him didn't want to, because that's what friends did. Bromance.

*::Hour six: I think I'm going mad. My fork traced circles on my plate as my eyes burned holes into the back of James' head. This was not funny anymore.::* -LxJ- One-shot.

Travis and Katie go to the grocery store. Tratie fluff out the whazoo. One-shot.

Gabriel didn't like to play favorites with his customers, but Sam was an exception. Sam/Gabriel

Doing the dishes together leads Katie and Travis to a talk about their futures. Tratie fluff out the whazoo. One-shot.

Percy comes home one night from work, tired and overly stressed. When Percy's mom comes to ask him if he's okay, he takes his entire bad day out on her. Being tired makes us do the wacky. Based off of personal experience. Hope u like. better than summary.

It's always a disconcerting feeling, when something very safe, and sure, something you would have relied on forever, ups and leaves. Sort like when you miss a step going downstairs, and your stomach swoops, and you wonder how you could've missed it.

Percabeth one-shot! "This year has been so busy, I forgot to send my letter to him." He wasn't smiling, or laughing, and he didn't even have that glint in his eye that he always had whenever he was kidding around. He was hard core serious.

Percy is sick. And he's bored. And the fever is annoying.

Dean can call him Daryl Hannah all he wants, if he'll just get here already. He's starting to raisin. And the water creeps higher." Featuring Sam in peril, Dean to the rescue, and Awesome!Bobby.