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Insanity and randomness ahead!

Welcome to my profile

Name: only my relatives and closest friends may speak my name (all others who have found out my real name are either “Missing”, dead, or assumed dead)

Nickname/Alias: THE Emu (u can’t forget the “THE”)

Age: well I don’t know I have had several reincarnations.

Gender: unknown

Location: Purgatory (it gets kind of hot down here sometimes)

Race: undead (no pupils)

Weapon of choice: auto mail limbs, and what ever I can create with alchemy

Things I like: burning down towns, owning n00bs in halo 2 (Xbox live), pasta, and my dog bailey (not king Bradley), my car (a red Honda Civic), and Flame throwers X runs and starts torching Barbie dolls X

Things I hate: milk, tap dancing ducks, people who read and don’t review, flaming sharks, and pie that yells at u when u try and eat it.

Mental illness: schizo (Smeagle and Regal), also a pyro

X starts talking to self X they stoles the precious…….X rambles incoherently with lighter in hand X

Manga/ Anime I like: Inu-Yasha, and Full Metal Alchemist

Characters I like: Havoc, Ed, Al, and Barry the chopper (FMA), Inu-Yasha, and Sesshomaru. (Inu-Yasha), Link (Zelda), Lloyd, Kratos, and Regal (Tales of Symphonia)

Characters I hate: Kagome, Miroku (Inu-Yasha), Zelda, and Navi HAY!(Zelda), Collette, and Yuan (Tales of Symphonia)

Congrads you are now and forever mentally scarred X evil laugh X

and please if you read my fanfics please review

Also I do requests, if you want me to write a story for you just send me an e-mail with the criteria (ex. Characters, type of story, Cupples if you want, and stuff like that) and for you who don't have a fanfic account my e-mail is Emmasnowdale@hotmail.com