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Joined 06-25-05, id: 840644

Name: You may refer to me as D.

Age: I see no reason why I should give my age over the internet..

Location: I currently live in the States, and have no plan to move from here anytime soon.

A Bit About Me: Hmmm.. I don't really know what to write.. Well, I love Harry Potter, that's a given.. Umm.. sometimes I can act a bit like Snape, after all he's my HP favorite character, what do you expect? Let's see.. I like the color black.. And white, even if it's not really an actual color.. I enjoy watching TV. That's also a given. Hmm. I like ideas pertaining to yin and yang.. That's really it. My life is really not that interesting. _

Favorite !'s: Slytherin!Harry, Vampire!Harry, Manipulate-me-and-die!Harry, Independent!Harry, Powerful!Harry, Evil!Dumbledore, Manipulative!Dumbledore, Misunderstood!Snape, Lonely-but-hides-emotions!Snape

Other: I find I rather enjoy AU and time travel fics, and ones where Harry is part demon or where he's not 100 percent human, usually Vampire!Harry or Veela!Harry. Also, if you've every heard the song Little Red Corvette by Prince, try listening to it whilst reading a really angsty HG/SS fic. It's quite.. odd.

Favorite Main Ships (In order from most favorite): HG/SS, DM/HP, DM/HG, HP/SS, anything exotic, such as HG/AB, HG/MW, SS/AB

Favorite Side Ships: NL/BZ (Blaise you rawk!), HP/LL, HP/MB, DM/GW, RL/SB, SS/LM, NL/NT

Ships I Cannot Stand: HP/HG, HG/RW, HP/GW

Aspirations: I dream of one day writing a Hermione/Severus fic that will actually deserve regognition, but I don't see that happening anytime soon. I also want to write a relatively good Harry/Draco fic, but I don't think I could write anything near as good as Faith or the Sacrifices Arc.

Beta-ing: Feel free to email me at ryuu-moujuudzukai@hotmail.com if you're needing a beta. I'd be happy to read over your fan fiction and give you any help you need, but please don't email me with a fic with ships I can't stand. Other than that, I will read mostly anything, so email away, yo!

Okiez, that's it, I might add more later, but then again.. Maybe not. I tend to be lazy at the oddest of times. Lady Anguine, out!

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Earl of the North by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,938 - Reviews: 4601 - Favs: 9,255 - Follows: 4,623 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Dragonmasters by Naia reviews
AU. Harry Potter disappeared! While the Wizarding world sink into war, Harry is thrown in a whole new world and left to fend for himself. He will have to prove himself worthy of bonding to the long thought dead Magical Dragons and becoming a Dragonmaster.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 378,054 - Reviews: 5437 - Favs: 5,822 - Follows: 3,561 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Harry P.
The Bitter End by TheAlbacore reviews
A oneshot, my first fanfic. Rated T for cutting, character dies, depression, etc. Sorry if it's terrible
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Past Confrontations by severus-fan reviews
1st Story ever. AU, and rated R for future chapters. Hermione get's accused of being a traitor and switches schools 6th year. What happens when she meets the people she left behind? An SSHG story. Pretend HBP never happened...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 142,672 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Harbinger of Destiny: Herald of Fate by Shadow Fiend reviews
Having disappeared during the Third Task, Harry returns to Hogwarts during what would be his seventh year. However, he comes not as a student, but a slave bound to an Elf. No one knows he is back, but he must find a way to make his presence known.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,491 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Harry P.
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 5965 - Favs: 7,094 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Somnio Eternus by finally-defeated reviews
Torn apart as realization dawns upon the Gryffindor Golden girl, a potions class goes awry and she is transported back into the medieval times with none other than the not so despicable Draco Malfoy. Bitter sweet DHr. Side G?. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 115,829 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Resonance by GreenGecko reviews
Year six and Harry needs rescuing by Dumbledore and Snape. The resulting understanding between Harry and Snape is critical to destroying Voldemort and leads to an offer of adoption. Covers year seven and Auror training. Sequel is Revolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 528,272 - Reviews: 4781 - Favs: 4,901 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Time Travel, Secret Pasts, and Unexpected Love by barqhorse reviews
WARNING!: PreHBP. Much of it no longer applies to books. Will be underconstruction for editing. It can’t be her, he reminded himself. She just looks like her. No. She died. She is not coming back. It can't be her. Follow the paths of time to see whe
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 122,053 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Fugitive Prince by March Madness reviews
A prophecy stretches war a decade too long, ending with the Potter’s second son flourishing while the first suffers a dark life of ignominy. Harry Potter now rests in the hands of Fate as he’s forced to prove his worth to a world that doesn't care to
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 217,193 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 6/5/2002 - Harry P.
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3999 - Favs: 8,105 - Follows: 2,089 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3340 - Favs: 5,285 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hinge of Fate by Ramos reviews
Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,804 - Reviews: 2610 - Favs: 4,718 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Fire and Ice by cyropi reviews
Hermione and Draco. Gryffindor and Slytherin. Muggleborn and Pureblood. Warm-hearted and frozen soul. Forced to work together, she shatters his beliefs with one well-placed question. And then the fun begins… (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,722 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 10/31/2002 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Last Word by Kalina Lea reviews
Hermione is tasked with bringing Muggle computers to the Ministry, and an e-mail glitch leads to a mysterious correspondence. Who will have the last word? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,445 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/3/2002 - Published: 9/28/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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