Lady Kick Your Butthide bio
Author has written 8 stories for Penderwicks series, and Big Hero 6. Yo, I guess I should actually write up a bio on myself, let you guys know what you're getting into and all that Jazz. I'm a nerd with a PUNchant for wordplay (See what I did there?), and someone who is definitely never going to make it a comedian. Or a screenwriter. Or a comicbook writer. Thus, all the fanfiction, because I always say if you enjoy something, and you're at least middling good at doing that something you should do...something with it. Okay, so I don't always say that, but you get the idea. If you see something you like, drop a review. See something you hate, drop a review too. I enjoy knowing that I've annoyed you in some way |
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Prodigal Son by commandocucumber reviews
Eight years after Berk's heir vanished, the Viking town is slowly crumbling. Dragon attacks are more devastating than ever. To save her village, Astrid must piece together exactly what happened before the dragons wipe them all out for good. Meanwhile, half a world away and eight years wiser, Hiccup decides it might just be time to go home.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 206,152 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 4,387 - Follows: 5,250 - Updated: 10/11/2018 - Published: 9/17/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Toothless
Peanut Butter & Piano Keys by blueasparagus reviews
A little Skeffrey moment, which involves some peanut butter. Just good old fluff. Rated T for swearing. My first story uploaded here (original title, I know), so please R&R :)
Penderwicks series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2017
Running with Fate by NatBlake reviews
Henry Haddock wasn't expecting to see anyone while he was out hunting, let alone a beautiful high school runner. He gets his first look at Astrid Hofferson from the scope of a rifle. After the encounter, he thought he'd never see her again, but when he moves into the city and joins the running team, he's more than a little surprised. Modern AU. Hiccstrid. Rated T for language.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 101,755 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 12/24/2015 - [Astrid, Hiccup]
A Rose By Any Other Name by potato42069 reviews
Cursed to lose his human form, finding love is the last thing Prince Tadashi expects. But when the aspiring inventor GoGo exchanges her own life for her aunt's as prisoner, things look less bleak for the kingdom. (Or would, if not for the tiny problem of her utter stubbornness.) / Beauty and the Beast!AU. Tomadashi.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,028 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 9/7/2015 - [GoGo Tomago, Tadashi Hamada] Alistair Krei, Hiro Hamada - Complete
Enough by NijiBrush reviews
She made the future seem simple, almost like it was all already mapped out. But maybe I had trouble believing that it was...that for me it could be... (Future Fic) (Skyffrey)
Penderwicks series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,443 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/8/2015 - Published: 11/28/2015 - [Jeffery T., Skye P.] - Complete
To Days Gone By by jarjarjinx reviews
Years after their break up, Skye and Jeffrey meet again on Christmas Eve. Based on "Same Auld Lang Syne" by Dan Fogelberg. Not exactly a happy fic, but still Skyffrey. Please leave a review if you enjoy (or if you didn't, constructive criticism is appreciated).
Penderwicks series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Jeffery T., Skye P. - Complete
Yours by Just a Little Spark reviews
"An iced latte with extra whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles, please." "Sure thing. Name, please?" "... Yours." "... Seriously?" (Tomadashi Barista-Customer!AU) (OneShot)
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/10/2015 - [Tadashi Hamada, GoGo Tomago] - Complete
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Fairytales Aren't All They're Cracked Out To Be reviews
Jeffrey can relate to damsels in distress somewhat, being locked up in a tower your whole life is seriously overrated. All those fairytales lied though. Turns out life doesn't give you knights in shining armor. No, instead you get stuck with a peasant girl who's obsessed with the view your tower offers. Rapunzel AU that was supposed to be a one-shot.
Penderwicks series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/19/2017 - Published: 7/26/2017
A Mother's Legacy reviews
Elizabeth Penderwick has been gifted with four amazing daughters. She also has very little time allotted to her to spend with said daughters; so, she memorizes everything about them, and in the moments when her family isn't around, she writes them letters.
Penderwicks series - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/24/2017 - Published: 10/28/2016
Penderwick oneshot dump reviews
Just a couple thousand ideas I've had, but can't follow with full length fanfics. Some hundred's of AU's, mostly Skyeffrey pieces. Chapter Fourteen: In which Jeffrey is a damsel in distress, and as his next door neighbor Skye finds it her responsibility to come to his rescue.
Penderwicks series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,131 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/29/2017 - Published: 4/18/2016
The Tales of Shadow and Armageddon reviews
The Superhero AU nobody asked for and I got way too invested in. Shadow is unmoving and gruff. Armageddon is flirtatious and definitely not in love with her. Skye Pederwick is gruff and unmoving. Jeffrey is polite, but can't help getting offended by her terse behavior.
Penderwicks series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,211 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/1/2017 - Published: 12/6/2016
I'm listening reviews
Skye is off for an internship in research and development at Boston University. Sometimes things don't often go as a planned, but Skye isn't one to give up. Nothing can break the fierce, confident Penderwick. Not workplace prejudice, not condescending sympathy, and definitely not a young street musician. Thank God, Skye doesn't exactly have an ear for music.
Penderwicks series - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2016
Of Knockout Beauties and Hardheadedness reviews
Skye Penderwick is an accomplished student in astrophysics, skilled in the art of dissuading would be suitors, and rather stubborn. She is not at all interested in the dating game.
Penderwicks series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,540 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/16/2016 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Complete
I Swear reviews
A Big Hero 6 Diner AU. Gogo didn't know much what to expect when she walked into the classy old school diner, but it definitely wasn't this. Tomadashi.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2016 - GoGo Tomago
The Difference Between Us reviews
Tadashi's alive, and rather paranoid about Hiro saving the world. Gogo thinks he should relax. A collection of Tomadashi one-shots. AU Tadashi survived the fire.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/15/2015 - Published: 10/14/2015