Human experimentation gone wrong created human-animal-hybrids, so called Humas. After great wars and rebuilding the world, Dog Humas rule over the US. Submissive Cat Humas are kept as pets, for their own protection, or so Dog Humas say. One day Nico, Dog Huma and top lawyer, realizes his errand boy Percy is a Cat Huma pretending to be human. dogboy!Nico/catboy!Percy slash Nicercy

Camp Half-Blood crowns the Nico their 'Dick King', as the 'biggest' camper. Afterward, Percy starts acting strange around him so Nico spies on Percy's dreams and finds out that it's not out of spite but because Percy is a size queen. Time for the king to claim his queen. Nico/Percy slash Nicercy

When Pansy comes to Draco nearly three years after the war to ask for his help with none other than an abused and fragile Harry Potter, what could he do but say yes? After all, he had been in love with Harry since they were eleven.

Dirty Drarry smut fest of course! Read up!

"I dare you," Dean's deep voice sounded, his dark eyes glinting with mischievousness, "to make Draco Malfoy chase after you in a romantic sense." Harry was never one to back down from a challenge, least of all one issued by a fellow Gryffindor.

In which Draco attempts to seduce the ever elusive Harry Potter. The only problem is that Harry's already got a plan thwarting lover. SLASH, DMHP, CDHP.

It's a sunny Sunday and Harry's stuck in the library writing a Transfiguration essay due in 24 hours. He just can't seem to concentrate! AU 7th year, Hogwarts-Era, PWP, slash, uberfluff, somewhat dubcon oral sex. What has Harry gotten himself into?

HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.

No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]