You remember the first time you really realized you were fucked up. You were five. First day of kindergarten, miserable as all fuck. The teacher told the boys to line up on one side of the room and the girls on the other. You don't even remember why. You just remember the result. Growing up. Davekat.

life definitely just got a whole lot more serious. How will the boys cope with having to grow up overnight? How does the town cope with an incident this devestating? Will time really heal this? M for possible later chapters. style/stenny/k2 and Karen/Ike friendship only, sorry for no man smex - changed to Kenny/Karen focus with other "pairings" as secondary.

Kyle wants Kenny to play Halo with him, but Kenny prefers to read his pornos. How will Kyle convince Kenny to play with him?

Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.

Cartman and Kyle are trapped in an ice cream parlour in the early hours of the morning. To pass the time, Cartman decides to read a list of reasons he hates Kyle. Then the police show up. Some slash.