Granola-Madness
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Joined 07-11-05, id: 852749
Author has written 1 story for Fullmetal Alchemist.

Guess your name. Yes, guess your name. For the almighty Hugs tells you so.

The almighty Hugs has a name for everyone. I was the one who named you all.

If birds have wings, why not sausages? Can you tell me why? No, you can not. For you don't have a name. Yet.

I would have rather blown up! Blown up, rather then betray my dreams.

Those oysters. Watch out. They're in a league with Voldemort.

Do you have dreams? No, you don't. Your nameless. Nameless scum.

And that shall be your name for now on. Nameless Scum.

Hm. Should I tell you about the time when Roy got so drunk he blew up J.K. Rowlings house, Nameless Scum? Yeah, that's why she now lives in a dibadome underneath the quicksand.

Be careful aroundRowling. She shines lights in your houses.

She creeps me out.

Groovy.

The Joy of Missing Limbs reviews
It's pointless, I know! But what would we do without the wonderful world of music. You know, those apples with long stems? Unfortunately, I herded them all into my story. Like cows. Oh, the drama.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Roy M., Maes H.