(Oh my gosh, all this blank space for me to write in... wow) *starts trying to think of things to write* Hi. I'm a preteen who lives in the States, in the deep South (howdee, ya'll!) and I really love writing, so I decided to make this account. I really hate Snape rescues Harry from the Dursleys cliché, I mean - you read one you've read them all. There are a few good ones out there but most are just unrealistic. Seriously. What are the odds that this bitter man who is quite happy to blame an innocent child for something his father did will turn out to be a good parent?

Same thing for Snape is Harry's biological father stories.

Wrong Boy-Who-Lived stories are pretty much the same. It just gives readers a chance to hate on completely unrealistic James and Lily. The Potters were shown to be good people, they had flaws, everyone does, but they really loved Harry. They aren't going to ignore him just because * insert name here* defeated Riddle, or was thought to.

I like H/Hr, it just seems more natural than Harry and Ginny, who don't really get to know each other until HBP.

I DON'T like H/Hr stories that have Ginny bashing. Ginny is a nice girl, it's just that the readers don't know her all that well. You don't really get to see Harry and Ginny's relationship developing like you do the Golden Trio's.

I like well thought out manipulative Dumbledore fics. And Imean well thought out. Some of them are just mindless Dumbledore bashing.

Well, now that I'm here and ranting, I shall speak about another thing that makes me mad.

Anti feminists.

Feminism, by definition, is the belief that the genders are equal and that women are oppressed and discredited-and men are, too.

You are either a feminist or a misogynist and/or misandrist. There is no box marked other.

To the Twihards, check out this essay I found on why Deadward is an abusive boyfriend. Don't forget this awesome rewrite of the dreaded Saga by Tprincess. Its got, like, actual vampires and *gasp* a plot, and even *faints* character development! Another good one called "If Bella Were Sane" really funny, well written d iary account of all four books.

Tprincess' story is so awesome, I was like "what if there was a glitch and this is the real twilight, and Meyer's was a fanfiction, and somehow they got switched?!" I mean, really, read it. It's amazing.

I don't own Harry Potter. Nor do I own a snappy joke to put in the disclaimer slot. This disclaimer applies to all fanfics I write.

My name is Sarah

I am but three

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy's back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against a wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says it's my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream

But it's now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please, God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

Where I lay there, motionless,

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

Put this on your profile if you hate child abuse, then PM me. I want to know who cares!

UPDATE: *starts hyperventilating* guys, I found it. TARA'S ACCOUNT! I FOUND IT! It's located at www.fanfiction.net/u/999831/XXXbloodyrists666XXX

Join me in this momentous occasion! Post the link on your homepages! Post! Post! Post!

This is the Wall of Flames. Thankfully there are none yet, but when I het one, anonymous or no, it's going up here.