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 Author has written 30 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Makai Ouji: Devils and Realist, and Supernatural. Name: Paige Age: 18 Gender: Female Tumblr: themissingthoughtbubble.tumblr.com Currently Watching: The Legend of Korra (finally) Favorite animes of all time: Fullmetal Alchemist (and Brotherhood), Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji), Makai Ouji: Devils and Realist, Hellsing Ultimate, Blue Exorcist Favorite mangas of all time: Immortal Rain (aka Meteor Methuselah), 1/2 Prince, Chibi Vampire, Chobits, Pet Shop of Horrors Other stuff I'm into: Supernatural, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Monster High, my cat, sleeping, being hilarious | |||||||
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Quarantine reviews
Never one to bother with rules, Ed makes a trip to Xing to visit his brother…without getting the proper vaccinations first. Now he's been placed under quarantine. Strangely, though, it's in his isolation that Edward is able to make the most important bonds flourish.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,147 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 8/31/2015 - [Roy M., Edward E.]
A Disagreement in Temperature reviews
All Edward wanted was a white Christmas. All Roy wanted was to bring his subordinate with him on his vacation down south. He supposed that wasn't happening anymore. But having spent months flirting in the hallways, Roy isn't going to let the temperature get in the way of him scoring a relationship this Christmas.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/23/2015 - [Roy M., Edward E.]
Nights are Long While Waiting to get Married reviews
Somehow, a normal day of watching TV leads to Edward getting engaged. But with Roy as the groom, getting to the wedding day might be a bit of a challenge. Sequel to Nights are Long on a Road Trip.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 71,215 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Roy M., Edward E.] - Complete
Sex Ed reviews
Edward is a junior at Central High School…and so is Envy. This high school takes sexual education to the next level, but Ed doesn't realize just how intense the class is going to be until he is paired up with Envy. Modern day high school AU.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,549 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 12/20/2014 - [Envy, Edward E.] - Complete
Making a Valentine reviews
Castiel wants to take part in some human traditions…but as Dean soon finds out, the angel isn't quite prepared to take on crafting supplies. Not without causing a little stir, at least.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Playing Cupid reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and, as always, Dean has made some plans. Plans neither he nor Castiel are thrilled with, and this time, Cas is going to put a stop to all this nonsense.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2015 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Going Crazy reviews
Set during "Sam, Interrupted." Dean is trying to deal with the insanity the wraith caused in him, and just like always, his angel comes to set him straight.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
All I Want for Christmas is You reviews
It's Christmas in Amestris, and the military is hosting an event for the citizens of Central. Due to sheer luck (or lack thereof), Roy Mustang is forced to play the part of Santa Claus, and he has ask all the children what exactly they want for Christmas…including a certain tiny alchemist he didn't expect.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/23/2014 - [Roy M., Edward E.] - Complete
Undercover Without Cover reviews
As the top alchemists in the military, Roy Mustang and Edward Eric are prime candidates for dangerous missions. Trained for anything, they still might be a bit surprised when they have to go undercover…in a nudist colony.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,548 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Roy M., Edward E.] - Complete
Decpetion Discoveries reviews
Sytry and Dantalion are fighting over which one of them William loves more. They decide the only way to come up with an answer is to make a bet as to who can kiss William first. Meanwhile, William has no idea what's in store for him…
Makai Ouji: Devils and Realist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Dantalion, William T.] Sytry/Sitri - Complete
A Loss of Senses reviews
A small collection of unrelated RoyEd fics. In each one, Edward has the unfortunate experience of losing one of his five senses: smell, sight, taste, touch, and hearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,852 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Roy M., Edward E.] - Complete
Nights are Long on a Road Trip reviews
Road trips are great, especially when you're surrounded by friends. But sleeping away from home, out of your own bed, can be really strange. What happens when Roy, Havoc, Breda, Falman, Fuery,Alphonse, and Edward all go on a trip across Amestris together? Modern day Amestris AU.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,502 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - [Roy M., Edward E.] - Complete
He's What? reviews
Having a baby on the way, having to keep the identity of the father a secret, not wanting his coworkers to know, and falling even more in love with his boss than he already was…Edward's got a lot of problems. Mpreg.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,051 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Misery Loves Company reviews
Edward wants Roy Mustang, but you can't always get what you want. So he'll take the next best thing, even if that means a shape shifter. Meanwhile, for Envy it started as a meaningless fling, but now that his feelings are taking a more serious turn, he can't stand what he has to do to stay with Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/15/2014 - [Envy, Edward E.] - Complete
He's Everywhere reviews
It was a normal day at the office, until he got the news. And now Roy can't stop seeing his blonde everywhere he goes, no matter how hard he tries to stop the hallucinations.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/21/2014 - [Roy M., Edward E.] - Complete
Not What He Planned reviews
It's Roy and Ed's six month anniversary, and Edward has something extremely special planned. But Roy's gift never gets delivered, because when he comes home, he's with another man.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,635 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - [Roy M., Edward E.]
Bartered reviews
Father has combined two more homunculi, this time to create a deadly weapon that he unleashes upon Central. The State Alchemists (now with Alphonse Elric among their ranks) are called in to stop the homunculus, but Edward has to come to terms with the fact that he can't use his alchemy to fight anymore. Ed begins to fall apart emotionally, and will be saved only by a sacrifice.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,838 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2014 - [Roy M., Edward E.] Alphonse E., Father - Complete
Counterfeited reviews
SEQUEL TO SOLD/BARTERED. Edward is distraught after losing Roy, and goes on a rather risky rescue mission. The mission succeeds, but Father isn't done yet, and continues to unleash new homunculi on Central, with a twist that will leave Ed and everyone else reeling.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,789 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 5/6/2014 - [Roy M., Edward E.] Alphonse E., Father - Complete
Swinging, Falling reviews
Edward swings from a tree, the classic picture of a young, happy boy. He is thinking about Roy pushing him propelling him gently through the air, but it's just an illusion. Roy isn't there, and Ed will do anything to get to where he really is.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/21/2014 - [Roy M., Edward E.] - Complete
To Heal a Sliced Wrist reviews
After Father is taken care of, Edward returns to Central with Alphonse. All seems peaceful, until Ed ends up in the hospital—for self-harming. Edward doesn't want anyone to know why he did it, but he'll have to in order to heal. AU after Brotherhood where Envy lives.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,092 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - [Envy, Edward E.] Alphonse E., Roy M. - Complete
Sold reviews
Edward Elric has a dream that he can give up his alchemic abilities to get his brother's body back. Just after doing so, he mysteriously disappears for months, only to be found in a whorehouse, having been sold into sexual slavery. He may be safe, but so many questions remain: who sold him, why won't Ed talk to anyone about it, and can he recover?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,856 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Roy M., Edward E.] Alphonse E. - Complete
The Bet reviews
Breda, Havoc, and Roy make a bet that Roy won't have sex with a man. He does, but picks the wrong man—or, rather, boy—to mess around with. What are the repercussions of pissing off a dangerous young alchemist who happens to have a thing for you?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,383 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/18/2014 - [Roy M., Edward E.] - Complete
Service reviews
Alphonse, being the kind boy he is, has enrolled in Troubled Youth, a program where honor students help rougher kids study and improve their grades, often along with their attitude. Even when he is assigned to Envy, the scariest, most dangerous guy in the entire school, Al is not daunted. But Envy has a dark past, and Al will need Edward's help if he's going to help him. Modern day
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,822 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - [Envy, Edward E.] Alphonse E. - Complete
The Little Alchemist reviews
Edward Elric has an interesting life as a merman, but it's not enough for the perpetually curious alchemist. He's convinced life is better on land, especially after rescuing a handsome man from a shipwreck. Can the sea witch solve his problems, or will Ed be trapped in the ocean forever? Parody of Disney's The Little Mermaid.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,091 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Dancing, of Course reviews
Major Armstrong is throwing a dance for military members at his mansion. Somehow, he has roped over a hundred people into coming—some he forced, some he begged…now Roy and his crew, Ed, Al, and everyone else find them stuck at Armstrong's manor for the night.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Unacceptable reviews
After his failed human transmutation, Edward Elric is bolstered by the insistence of Roy Mustang that he keep going, and decides to become a State Alchemist and get his brother's body back. But Mustang has a hidden agenda, and convinces Granny Pinako to let him take the boys in, so that he can get closer to his favorite child.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,974 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Setting Edward Free reviews
While separated from Alphonse, Edward Elric makes his own preparations for the Promised Day. No plan is foolproof, however, and Ed finds himself a captive of the homunculi. His prison stay might not be all bad, but will it be good enough for him to leave a piece of himself behind?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,549 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Forget Me Not reviews
Edward Elric is in the middle of a fight with Scar, and he's losing. Just in the nick of time, an unlikely hero comes to his rescue, but when Ed wakes up in the hospital, he can't remember his savior. How will Ed find out who saved him, and what will he do when he does?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 21,158 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Decomposition, Understanding, and Reconstruction reviews
Edward Elric, no longer a State Alchemist, is engaged to Winry Rockbell. General Roy Mustang, now working in the East to help revive Ishbal, is still the womanizer he always has been. But what happens when Winry meets a handsome automail mechanic, and Roy realizes he is bored with women?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,026 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not reviews
Ed is resting in a park, somewhat distraught, when he recalls an old game Winry used to play. Naturally, he turns to musing about his boyfriend, Roy Mustang.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete