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Joined 11-13-07, id: 1420280, Profile Updated: 03-22-09
Author has written 1 story for Maximum Ride.

Hi this is my page!

I ain't gonna tell u my name.

I am 13.

I love Maximum Ride, Harry Potter and The Secret of Platform 13

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.
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Random stuff i got from other people or i made up myself.

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A tiny plop andanother toungue lay on the floor twitching with the reflexes of its newly severed nerves.

"They're always doing that," observed Blart

Running
It wasn't only Max who escaped from school, Ever wonder what would happen if they met?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 543 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009