Chaya Lyli: Umm...let's see...I'm blonde...and I HATE @#$%&$ pop-up ads...is this enough, Dan?

Banpaia Daisho: No! Spill your guts to the fanfic world! It's a privilige to do so!

CL: Do I look _stupid_?!? (Answer wrong and you're dead meat!)

BD: Actually, "Dead Meat" is a song by Bush I've been wanting to turn into a songfic for some time.

CL: Hmmm...that works...

Anywho, I mostly write strange and mindless poetry, so get used to it...

BD: I am. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I'll (or rather Heather) will let you decide.

CL: Chicken...grumble, grumble...