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 Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Question to any site administrator that may be reading this: This site uses TinyMCE and DIV tags, so why can't we have more formatting options? Chronicles of Shadow and Light (an overview) This is an AU / cross-over that brings the Lord of the Rings universe directly into the Harry Potter universe. It started out as a idea spawned out of a frustration I have with many cross-overs. Too often I find a cross-over that drags Harry and friends into another universe but doesn't compensate for the significant increase in “hero” characters. Essentially they end up with a story filled with lots of heroes that don't do a hell of a lot. Borrowing a little how-to guidance from J. Straczynski's classic 'Babylon 5' series, I hopefully won't fall for the same trap. The story is broken down into one 'book' per year (as is typical with Harry Potter stories) but I will say this (without giving away the story): key events in the past have changed, some drastically, some not; what follows is a lesson in Chaos Theory. 1) A Spark of Light “As the sun begins its decent, a darkness begins to stir. The only thing that could possibly stand in its way: a little spark of light which is only just learning to shine.” Follow Harry as he enters the magical world only to find that his dreams of being considered 'normal' may have to remain as dreams. This first instalment introduces you to the key characters of the story and serves as a foundation to anchor the AU world and its differences. |
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Project Delta by 5th Legion reviews
She was not born into a normal life. She had no father to protect her, no mother to nurture her, no home to feel safe in, and no real chance at a future. Born in a lab, she was to be part of an experiment meant to change humanity into something new, to raise them to a new level of biological glory. Pain was her constant companion and suffering her faithful teacher. Covers Pre ME1
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 89 - Words: 580,803 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 20h - Published: 3/6/2017 - Shepard (F), D. Anderson, Hannah S., Dr. Chakwas
The Catalyst For Revenge by Jade Tatsu reviews
Shepard chose to destroy Sovereign. The Council then declared war on the SA for that betrayal. The Humans tried to fight but it was a losing battle. Subjugation leading to extinction was not acceptable for making the hard military decision so the Humans chose another path and made a deal with the Reapers. The galaxy and the Cycle would never be the same. AU All plans have outcomes
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 151 - Words: 1,100,714 - Reviews: 4152 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 9/6 - Published: 10/10/2016 - Ashley W., Illusive Man, Harbinger, Shepard (M)
A Twelve Step Program to Omnipotence by Bakkughan reviews
A Marvel fan from our world is reborn in the MCU. Sure he could follow the SI clichés; become a hero, save the world and get the girl, but Michael McCole instead decides to follow a different path. After all, in a world where magic is real, reality is what you decide for it to be. There will be challenges along the way, but nobody said becoming a God was easy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 431,163 - Reviews: 3485 - Favs: 4,865 - Follows: 5,300 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 5/2/2018
Not Covered in the Manual by MtnGhostCat reviews
You know that C-Sec can't always have been about serious or dire situations. Come watch what happens as Garrus and Chellick try to deal with One of Those Days. Garrus knew humans were different. He just didn't know how different that was, nor how totally annoying and thoroughly weird they could get.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,376 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 1/16 - Garrus V., D. Chellick
Soon, everyone will hear the screams by magkiln reviews
The Citadel Council doesn't want another conflict. Their reputation rests on their ability to maintain the peace. The Alliance of United Systems doesn't want another conflict. They won the last one, no need to risk spoiling their record. Shepard doesn't want another conflict. The last one was ugly enough. Unfortunately, it seems that some people didn't get the memo.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 126,730 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 1/31/2018 - Predator/Yautja, Alien/Xenomorph, Shepard (F), Saren A.
The She-Wolf of Winterfell by Jung Leo reviews
She thought she was going to feel peace after finishing off her list, but she was far from it. Her family was still gone and she was alone. So, the Gods let Arya Stark travels back in time to save her family and make her rewrite the past. While doing so, she creates the Butterfly Effects and she soon realised that maybe things were written like it was for a reason.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 195,793 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 5/16/2017 - [Daenerys T., Arya S.] Jon S., Bran S.
Robb Returns by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The Red Wedding has happened and the Old Gods are getting worried about what has happened. They have no choice. Robb must return.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 138 - Words: 557,881 - Reviews: 6573 - Favs: 5,548 - Follows: 6,010 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Eddard S./Ned, Robb S., Theon G., Domeric B.
Living an Indoctrinated Dream by Aberron reviews
Sending Shepard back in time? Inefficient. Unlikely to produce significant changes to timeline. Sending the Illusive Man back in time? Difficulty level has increased. Jack Harper, The Illusive Man, is back where it all started. New Cerberus, New plan, and the Reapers watching, always watching. Sending a Hero back in time does nothing; Sending back this guy? Priceless. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 92 - Words: 1,111,124 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Shepard (F), Illusive Man, Hannah S.
The Old Witch of the North by DiscordantSymphony reviews
The higher Mysteries, that's what the maesters of Oldtown like to call it. They say that Magic is gone from the world, that it died with the dragons and the Children of the Forest and the giants. But the children live, the giants slumber and the Dragons will wake from stone. Magic lives on, and an old woman in the North knows the truth.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,008 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 8/8/2018 - Arya S., Cersei L., Jon S., Eddard S./Ned
Mass Effect: Human Revolution by IgnusDei reviews
Adam Jensen finds himself in a time only dreamed of in vids, humanity is now part of a great galactic community that fears synthetics, and he struggles to find his place within it. Note: Primarily a DX/ME crossover, with elements borrowed and integrated from other Square Enix franchises.
Crossover - Deus Ex & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 89 - Words: 859,638 - Reviews: 2518 - Favs: 2,551 - Follows: 2,613 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 3/12/2012
Godling Ascending by Hi Pot And News reviews
Response to DZ2's 'Harry, the Twice-Blessed Half-blood' challenge. Fem!Harry. Herakles Potter knew she was odd. Exactly how odd turned out to be far odder than she originally thought.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 241,808 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 4,153 - Follows: 4,717 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Harry P.
The Road to Hell by seagate reviews
War is hell and the aftermath is even more so, Harry and allies have just come through a recent war and have to now deal with the consequences. In attempting to deal with the consequences Harry finds himself in a world of ice and fire, and now he has a whole new set of problems to face.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 165,852 - Reviews: 1765 - Favs: 4,891 - Follows: 6,208 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 7/16/2016 - Harry P.
Mass Effect: Of Lions And Angels by jerseydanielgibson reviews
Jane Catherine Shepard and Sara Elaine Ryder, the spacer brat and the Cit-born, the Lion of Elysium and the Angel of Illyeria, lifelong friends and almost-sisters, find themselves mired in events concerning ProTech and a diabolical scheme. Can a SPECTRE and a Corpsman along with an eclectic crew stop a Turians' plan that may rattle the very galaxy itself? (ME AU, major changes)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 563,289 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 3/7/2018 - [Liara T'Soni, Ashley W.] Shepard (F), Sara Ryder
Cripples, Bastards and Broken Things by The Queen of Thornes reviews
We know no King, but the King in the North whose name is Stark. [Time-Travel AU]
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,029 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 3,018 - Follows: 3,636 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 7/4/2016 - Jon S., Sansa S., Bran S.
The Fires of Magic: Book One by Raolin reviews
The curse Voldemort cast on baby Harry had far-reaching effects on Harry's magic. Harry must now explore those effects, and magic itself, all while battling killer teachers, giant monsters, and more in a school that really needs a safety board. Luckily for Harry, he doesn't have to do this all alone. Harry/multi. Contains AU, OC characters, and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 158,053 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 12/6/2018 - Published: 11/28/2017 - Harry P., Blaise Z., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Humans: Mysterious and Terrifying by Reid Phantom reviews
Allura cares deeply for her paladins. However, she cant help but find their species bizarre, disturbing, and sometimes downright horrifying the more she learns about them. Random oneshots and drabbles based around those "Aliens find humans weird or scary" theories from Tumblr because I have no self-restraint. Suggestions welcome. Latest Chapter: What Are Sleep-overs?
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,762 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 11/10/2018 - Published: 8/3/2016 - Complete
Kill the Boy by MovinTarget666 reviews
Bran is experimenting still with the abilities that he gained as the Three Eyed Raven. Recalling what had happened with Hodor, he attempts to do it again, but in the opposite direction. He succeeds, though not as cleanly as he would have liked
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,989 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 1,859 - Updated: 7/9/2018 - Published: 7/8/2016 - [Jon S., Ygritte] Tyrion L., Eddard S.
Pencils down Death rays up by Vaunt reviews
This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.
Crossover - World of Darkness & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,874 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 4/12/2018 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Complete
IATB: The Rise by ffdrake reviews
Sequel to In All Things Balance. Former Dark Lady Nox has laid the foundations for a new order of Force users on Earth. But with Order 66 given and the Jedi scatter her plans must be accelerated making her bring her adoptive son, Harry Potter, and her apprentices Daphne and Susan to their trials. While on Earth Voldemort begins his plans for resurrection. Nox/Tonks, Harry/Ahsoka
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 451,661 - Reviews: 2081 - Favs: 3,329 - Follows: 3,434 - Updated: 3/30/2018 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Ahsoka T., OC, Harry P. - Complete
Endless Pantheon: God's Eye by Todeswind reviews
Harry Dresden gets misplaced after the events of the Darkhallow. Suffice it to say tossed to the edge of the galaxy, he still manages to stir up trouble. After all, the universe exists to trouble Harry Dresden.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 174,805 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 1,890 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 4/9/2012 - H. Dresden - Complete
New Game by alden prime reviews
She'd woken up in an unrecognizable galaxy, jammed together from spare parts, a Cerberus logo stamped on her ass. She'd been handed a beautiful, expensive, top-of-the-line mockery of her old ship, crewed by beautiful, expensive, top-of-the-line terrorists. And either Shepard's sanity had splintered under the stress, or she was now some kind of unkillable demigod. Or both.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,114 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 5/4/2016 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Miranda L.
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 5387 - Favs: 13,534 - Follows: 15,227 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
A Man of Iron by Mr. Chaos reviews
Antony 'Tony' Stark is the arrogant cousin of Ned who made his fortune crafting weapons for the lords of Westeros. He leads a joyful life, doing what he pleases and leaves the politics to others. But when violent attack nearly ends his life, Tony decides to take action and creates a hero for the people to rally around: a knight known as Iron Man. Book 1 of A Song Metal and Marvels
Crossover - Ironman & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,897 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 1,884 - Updated: 9/7/2017 - Published: 3/2/2014 - V. Potts/Pepper, J. R. Rhodes/Rhodey, A. E. Stark/Tony, Jon S. - Complete
My Effect: Divergence by Lanilen reviews
Has your sense of direction ever gotten you into trouble? Mine's so bad that it's capable of breaking the laws of physics. Once, I went for a walk in New Zealand in 2014, and ended up on Mindoir during a batarian raid in 2170. Where I met someone. Self-insert (SI), cover by Pretend Fiction.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 34 - Words: 279,718 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Shepard (F), Shiala, Benezia, OC
The Westerosi by Mr. Fnord reviews
Being an account of the Green Witch, the Fallen Star, known also as Captain Jade Hasegawa, Federal Worlds Starfleet Ranger, who crash-landed in the North of Westeros in the year 298 AC and what she did there afterwards. Feudal lords, ancient aliens, terrible threats and snarky heroics: all in a day's work for the Starfleet Rangers.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 124,624 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 7/11/2017 - Published: 10/22/2016 - Melisandre, Eddard S./Ned, Sansa S., OC - Complete
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 7784 - Favs: 7,407 - Follows: 6,865 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
The Hero The Council Deserves by Ni'Rala vas Qwib Qwib reviews
...but definitely not the one it needs right now! Conrad Verner is here to kick asses and worship Shepard...and he's all outta Shepards! Joined by his 'trusty' companions, the Biotic God, a quarian slave and others, he's off to save the galaxy! It'll be along journey. But don't worry, his wife packed sandwiches!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/12/2017 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Conrad V., Blasto, Charr
Time Travel with a Twist by Shahismael reviews
One Shot - A random idea inspired by the usual Harry dies and his grim reaper sends him back in time and tells him to get together with his soul mate. But a thought popped into my head, why did it have to be Harry who was sent back. And thus this was born.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 219 - Published: 5/2/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Voldemort, Death - Complete
Star Wars Episode Infinity: the Loops by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
A long time ago, beyond the galaxy far far away, time itself broke. Now the multiverse is stuck on repeat and acts up often. This is the story of the mightiest of galactic heroes, trapped in near infinite repeats of time itself, and their adventures both in their own world and the rest of the multiverse. Part of the Infinite Loops fanfiction project
Crossover - Star Wars & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 150,966 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker
A Captain And A Madman by RazielLordOfSquirrels reviews
When a strange, blue box appears in the middle of Federation territory, motionless and without power, it's up to the crew of the Enterprise D to determine just who its strange occupant is... and if he is friend or foe. Even as that very madman wonders just what kind of reality he's found himself in... and if he really wants to find his way back... (SOME REVIEWS CONTAIN SPOILERS)
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,677 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Complete
Beacon's Effect 3: Awakening by Tusken1602 reviews
Sequel to Beacon's Effect 2: Reborn. With Shepard awake and the events of Mass Effect 2 kicking off, Ko'le and Shepard must assemble their allies and face the challenge of the Collectors and the ever-looming threat of the Reapers. Rated M for language, violence, and "other stuff." I do not own Mass Effect or any of its characters. SEQUEL NOW UPLOADED- Beacon's Effect 4: Reckoning!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 158,295 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 12/7/2016 - Published: 5/25/2016 - Shepard (F), Clone Shepard (F), OC - Complete
Razor's Edge: Requiem by Tairis Deamhan reviews
John Shepard has only one truth left. That the cycle must be broken no matter the cost. The price will be more than anyone should have to bear but the prize is the future, for those he cares for and for all life in the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 419,528 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Kasumi G., Shepard (M) - Complete
The Equalizer by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Dust was humanity's equalizer against the Grimm, a tool with limitless possibilities – especially when handled with care. Jaune was but a child when he started experimenting, but they say there's lessons to learned, even in failure. Jaune's not sure why his mixtures are considered failed reactions though. [ONE SHOT]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 353 - Published: 11/15/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
The Rise of the Pale Dragon by chicaalterego reviews
Escaping from Gringotts on top of a severely hurt dragon, holding the sword of Godric Gryffindor and the cup of Helga Huflepuff-turned-Horcrux was the craziest thing Harry ever did... until two minutes later he found himself being thrown by the goblin wards into a world that was on the verge of being conquered by an army of ice zombies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,078 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 3,270 - Follows: 4,385 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 5/12/2016 - Harry P., Daenerys T., Tyrion L., Varys
Accidental Evil by Rachelme177 reviews
Ever thought 'Really? You can perform the most evil magic known to wizardkind accidentally' Then this series of one-shots is for you. HP w/ most key players at some point. CHAPTER 14: Finally, another chapter. And it's funny. Yea!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,579 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/8/2016 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Harry P.
The Debt by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is owed many life debts. In his fifth year, someone decides to actually honour theirs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,698 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 2,965 - Follows: 1,167 - Published: 9/16/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Sirius B. - Complete
Innocence by Mountain King reviews
Adria is called to oversee the conversion of yet another world, but one of it's inhabitants has a question about Ascension that leaves Priors and the Orici stumped.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/5/2016 - Complete
Tom Riddle and the Fate Worse Than Death by BrilliantLady reviews
No-one ever understood the true horrors that Tom Marvolo Riddle had to suffer through, with his consciousness trapped in a diary owned by a young girl. Mild Ginny bashing, humorous. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 74 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Odds and Ends: Stories Without Ends by Temporal Knight reviews
A small collection of random ideas that haven't yet gotten the full story treatment. Some may become actual fics, some will forever lounge here until inspiration strikes further.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,377 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 6/18/2016 - Published: 6/12/2016
Beacon's Effect 2: Reborn by Tusken1602 reviews
Sequel to Beacon's Effect. Now that the Battle of Citadel is over, I have to decide what to do next. SI/OC/AU. I do not own Mass Effect or any of its characters. I only own what I create. Rated M for language/violence/Romance. Please Rate and Comment! I welcome all ideas/ criticism/ comments! Complete. CHECK OUT THE SEQUEL: Beacons' Effect 3: Awakening!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,051 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Shepard (F), Javik, OC - Complete
Hey Carter Chronicles by gatehead81 reviews
Q27: Another early season 1. To help Cassie settle in and teach her a few things about Earth Janet has invited the whole of SG-1 round for an evening meal. For some reason Sam has her reservations, but surely Janet can handle a Colonel, an Archaeologist and a Jaffa...right? Friendship/Humour. K rated.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,998 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 4/26/2012 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Harry Brown by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is rescued by a woman in a market and her sons when they accidentally discover the abuse he has suffered from the Dursleys. The world now has to deal with a wizard raised by one Agnes Brown.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mrs. Brown's Boys - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,659 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 597 - Published: 4/11/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Agnes B. - Complete
Wild Wolf by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Fed up with life in Nerima, Ranma runs away, only to be followed by Happosai, who has a magic scroll he want to try out. It works but Ranma suddenly finds himself in Westeros replacing the champion chosen by the old gods in a time of great peril for humanity. How will the world change with the Wild Wolf raised in the den of wolves? A lot. Thanks to Naj. P. Jackson for the picture.
Crossover - Ranma & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 1,182,666 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 3,345 - Follows: 2,397 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Ranma, Daenerys T./Dany, Myrcella B. - Complete
A Talk Worth Having by College Fool reviews
There must be a limit to how innocent and naive their team leaders can be can be. There must be. But until it's found... (Oneshot)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 655 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A. - Complete
Raptor by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,937 - Reviews: 3643 - Favs: 9,162 - Follows: 8,825 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Harry P., Velociraptor
Avatar of Victory by James Golen reviews
The Cycle of the Avatar has held for thousands of years. Other Cycles can stretch far, far longer. An A:tLA/Mass Effect Cross-Over
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 81 - Words: 1,880,239 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 1/21/2016 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Shepard (F)
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 653 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Beacon's Effect by Tusken1602 reviews
I stumble upon a Prothean beacon, transporting me to the world of Mass Effect. Self-insert fic. Slightly AU. I do not own Mass Effect or any of its characters. I only own what I create. Rated M for language/violence/prob romance stuff. Please Rate and Comment! I welcome all ideas/criticism/comments! Thanks, guys! Complete. SEQUEL NOW UPLOADED: Beacon's Effect 2: Reborn.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,550 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 11/10/2015 - Published: 7/21/2015 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni, OC - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by Steelbadger reviews
A decade ago Harry Potter found himself in a beautiful and pristine land. After giving up hope of finding his friends he settled upon the wide plains below the mountains. Peaceful years pass before a Ranger brings an army to his door and he feels compelled once again to fight. Perhaps there is more to be found here than solitude alone. Harry/Éowyn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,753 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 5,002 - Follows: 2,606 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Harry P., Eowyn] - Complete
Execute Order Er by david.davies.5851 reviews
At the moment of his triumph, Darth Sidious' memory fails him. This is why the Jedi Order was never wiped out. Commander Bly is a main character, but I can't find him on the list.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/8/2015 - E. Palpatine, Aayla S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Twelve Steps by Barb LP reviews
Harry knows he has a problem. That's the first step. He had no idea how many OTHERS had the same "saving people" problem...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Flummoxed by the Fourth Race by Sally Mn reviews
If Robert was giving a report on this to General Hammond... Daniel wanted to be there.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2014 - D. Jackson - Complete
I Will Call Him Squishy by keita52 reviews
After winning a stuffed varren, Grunt starts carrying it everywhere he goes.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/23/2014 - U. Grunt, Shepard (M) - Complete
Bones by greeniethewritermouse reviews
Harry Potter is invited to tag along with his guardian, Dr. Alan Grant, when he is invited to an island preserve off the coast of Costa Rica.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,740 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5431 - Favs: 5,958 - Follows: 6,500 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
When Donna Schooled Daenerys by Daelena reviews
The Doctor and Donna land in Yunkai and, suffice to say, Donna is less than impressed by the Queen who rules this city. Doctor Who/ASoIaF crossover. Some Daenerys and Ser Jorah Mormont bashing.
Crossover - Doctor Who & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Donna N., 10th Doctor, Daenerys T./Dany - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 4,192 - Follows: 1,224 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
For Asgard by The Sithspawn reviews
SG-1 encounters a powerful woman while evacuating a village under attack by the Ori.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,317 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4171 - Favs: 7,731 - Follows: 3,453 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Double Time Trouble by Skysaber reviews
Everything went horribly, massively wrong. So Hermione went through time to fix it, although that went arguably worse. So there was nothing left but to try again, and that time ran into errors nobody expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,672 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Hermione G.
Renegade Cause by Silens Cursor reviews
A difference of a few seconds can change a life. The difference of a few minutes stained Harry's hands with blood - but for the Dark Lord, it was insufficient. After all, you do not need to kill a man to utterly destroy him. Harry/Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 507,606 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 2,789 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
How The Dark Slayer Stole Christmas by boop-oop-ee-doo reviews
To explain to Sophie what a Grinch is, Faith tells her a modified version of the classic tale, featuring an All-Scooby cast! Based on the live-action 'Grinch' movie
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,463 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Faith L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Truth About the Veil by criminally charmed reviews
What could have happened with the Veil in the Department of Mysteries if JKR had been as warped and twisted as I am.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Muppet Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Harry P., Animal - Complete
The Boggart and the Bridge by Paimpont reviews
Is Hermione's greatest fear really failing her exams? What if her deepest fear is something far darker and more terrifying?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 96 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Suddenly I See by kerrykhat reviews
Blinded by a sudden accident, Martha Jones' life takes an unexpected detour.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Martha J. - Complete
The Tragedy of Robert Kinsey by canttouchthis87 reviews
Following the death of his daughter, Kinsey embarks on a quest to help future Slayers.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,446 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/8/2010 - R. Kinsey - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 4,715 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Book of Dobby Reboot: Per Arcana ad Astra by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Rewriting the Book of Dobby. Harry Potter has had enough, and now - with a little help from his friends - he's decided to bring the fight to the Death Eaters in a way they cannot understand. Turn out those lights! Don't you know there's a war on?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Girl Genius - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,481 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 3172 - Favs: 5,497 - Follows: 3,063 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Serpent and the Mirror by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Just another Saturday night by lemondragonfly reviews
Tali, Garrus, Mordin and Grunt are drinking in the Normandy Bar. Garrus is having relationship issues. Rated T for mild language. Crack-fic of sorts. This is not intended to be taken seriously. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010
Xander kills Buffy,Faith and Cordeila by Xanderrocksthehouse reviews
Title pretty much says it all doesn't it. I don't own BVTS. All properties belong to Joss Whedon yada yada yada.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 3,720 - Follows: 2,862 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
The Customer is Always Right by FaithDaria reviews
Sometimes the job isn't worth it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Muppet Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Xander H., Miss Piggy - Complete
The Denarian Lord by Shezza reviews
Lord Voldemort readies for war while Albus Dumbledore seeks peace- through any means necessary. At the same time, Harry Potter moves to eradicate the Order of Blackened Denarius. In the middle of this is the Winter Lady, whose motives remain unknown...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 2236 - Favs: 3,004 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Solstice Ritual by Meteoricshipyards reviews
A short, short story about a mysterious ritual
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Complete
NUR by PaBurke reviews
Life hasn’t changed much for Joan Girardi much since the pulse: she still talks to God and follows his instructions, this time in Seattle.
Crossover - Dark Angel & Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
Sue Slayer by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Very loose multiple crossovers. Giles comes to Faith with a mission. Together they must destroy a girl named Mary, Mary Sue. One-shot. Challenge story.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Faith L. - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 2,322 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Denarian Knight by Shezza reviews
Sequel to The Denarian Renegade: Harry, the new and reluctant Knight of the Cross, finds himself fighting against new enemies as he is dragged into conflict. He will have to use all of his power to overcome new obstacles, some more surprising than others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,276 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 2,783 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 5,045 - Follows: 2,122 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Gods of Dark and Light by Darth Marrs reviews
What happens when the Ori, a race of godlike ascended beings who are currently rampaging through the Stargate Universe, suddenly arrive in a Galaxy Far Far Away? Any who do not follow the path of Origin must be destroyed.
Crossover - Star Wars & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 122,474 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Luke S., Thor - Complete
Alone by Melora Maxwell reviews
Enter the mind of the Last Dalek. Dalek POV.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,258 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Complete
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Chevron 8 by Ted Sadler reviews
There are nine chevrons on a Stargate
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2003 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Whisper by Lizbeth Marcs reviews
COMPLETE. One lone demon is inspiring the population Sunnydale to commit suicide in public. One Scooby knows how to stop it, if he can remember or accept the past. Scooby friendship, no romantic ships. Xander-centric mystery with ensemble support.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 46 - Words: 89,213 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/29/2003 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Xander H., Buffy S. - Complete
Shadow and Light, Book 1: A Spark of Light reviews
As the sun begins its descent, a darkness begins to stir. The only thing that could possibly stand in its way: a little spark of light which is only just learning to shine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,964 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Harry P.