Bressa Whide bio
Author has written 14 stories for Lord of the Rings, Movie X-overs, Marching Band, and Harry Potter. hello, reader! if you're here, i imagine it's because you either read a band, lotr, or "adventure" story that i've written. seeing as how drastically different my style is for each, i can't exactly portray one personality in my profile. so, i'll stick to facts. name: bressa age: less than 21, more than 3. instrument: saxophone all the way, baby! fav. book: lord of the rings best friends: TheGreatBlonde & Stormy Llewlyn ("adventures" is written w/ tgb) fav. pairings: eowyn/faramir, aragorn/arwen, aragorn/brego (jk!), boromir/eowyn, aragorn/eowyn, merry/pippin least fav. pairings: ANYTHING to do w/ galdariel/celeborn, or frodo/sam that's just SICK biggest pet peeve: people who don't read and review. it's just rude, people! i just set up an account at fictionpress.com (it's still bressa, but i dropped the "w"). pop over, and check it out! so far, i have a lot of poetry and romance over there, but it's still really good! |
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Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
To the Edge of Night by Rana Ninque reviews
Faramir and Eowyn meet before the Houses of Healing in Edoras. But what will their families say about it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Faramir, Eowyn
Talent Show by TheGreatBlonde reviews
What happens when you get a couple of crazy kids mixed in with their favorite bishies? One messed up talent show.
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Complete
Second Best by Meg Ishiro reviews
An uncertain Faramir has some troubling thoughts on his wedding day.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,616 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Eowyn, Faramir
The Morning After by Eggo Waffles reviews
All Faramir wants is a cup of tea. The rest of Middle earth, however, has other plans. Rated for Wanton Debauchery
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Faramir - Complete
The most beautiful ever by Imaginigma reviews
[Compl]“It is the length, Ro.”“No Dan, the thickness.”“The skill.”“Mine is the biggest. A great size is all that matters!” Prove it! And so Legolas bent down and lifted the fabric...[NO SLASH]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Heroes of Bandtopia by The Purest Trinity reviews
Bandtopia! A peaceful place...or is it? Susaphones, saxophones, trombones, and one baritone who wants to destroy everything. Three women stand between Matt and the downfall of their beloved Bandtopia. What could be better! R&R to find out!
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,058 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 10/12/2005
Just Another Day by shieldmaidenofmithrilhall reviews
It's just another day at Hogwarts, and James has just another chance to win Lily over. Not quite sure where it's going yet. And the T is for precaution, nothing bad yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 9/17/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
You Drive Me to Distraction by This Is A Conspiracy reviews
Merry tries to tidy up, only to be distracted by thoughts of Pippin. Cute and fluffy slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2005
The meaning behind the words by Imaginigma reviews
[Complete] Aragorn is unsure of his future the night before his coronation.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Waiting for him to come home by gypsybeads reviews
Eowyn waits for Faramir, a short little fic featuring 3 generations,Faramir,Eowyn,Elboron and his son Elamir.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
Changes by Anglophile reviews
Drizzt finds Cattibrie after 7 years. My first completed ficand I know, stupid title. Read and review warning: character death.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Drizzt D., Catti-brie - Complete
Return to Fangorn by Meg Ishiro reviews
Along with peace, the Fourth Age also brought discoveries that nobody thought possible. As sentimental as a story about Ents can get I’m guessing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Treebeard
Have You Got Any Stamps, Legolas? by Eggo Waffles reviews
If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Ignorance is Bliss by Eggo Waffles reviews
Boromir and Faramir raid the Citadel archives in a noble but desperate quest for The Truth. They end up discovering a bit more than they'd bargained for.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Band proverb by Otakubandie7 reviews
SIgh...they never make enough band proverbs...especially deep ones like this one. SIghs again band is a gift that we should always treasure...
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/29/2005
What Have Tomatoes Got to Do With Anything? by Eggo Waffles reviews
Recent studies show that if one watches RotK and then reads 'The Importance of Being Earnest' by Oscar Wilde, one will wake up at midnight and write something a bit like this.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Denethor, Peregrin T. - Complete
The Departure of Faramir by Eggo Waffles reviews
Faramir didn't mean to look into the Palantír. Not really. But the temptation was simply too great to resist... and what he sees may scar him forever. Independent companion to 'The Departure of Boromir'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
The Departure of Boromir by Eggo Waffles reviews
Boromir looks into the birdba... I mean, MIRROR of Galadriel, and chaos ensues! Duels, dinners, and The Reasons™ why Denethor hates Faramir abound as our hero explores the nuances of a new and frightening realm: fanfiction.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Our marching soldiers by Otakubandie7 reviews
A poem that I wrote while watching our marching band play at halftime. I'm not going to be annoying and ask you to R&R, but if u want to...
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/3/2004
Just you by gypsybeads reviews
Oliver and Hermione's marriage is in trouble,can Oliver get Hermione to forgive him with a little help from some Bon Jovi songs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/17/2004 - Published: 4/23/2004 - Hermione G., Oliver W. - Complete
Romeo Entreri and Juliet-brie by Shadowmusic reviews
The Forgotten Realm characters are forced to act in the play, Romeo and Juliet with intresting results. Character bashing and OOCness. Please R&R.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,521 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/1/2002 - Published: 6/30/2002
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All's Fair in Love and War reviews
It started out as an innocent prank on Snape. The Marauders never thought that Lily would go out with...him. When their prank backfires it's up to James, with the 'help' of Sirius, to win Lily back. LS, LJ. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Courtyard reviews
Eowyn is waiting for Faramir, who has a very important question to ask her...cute fluff, in my very humble opinion. please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Lost In Middleearth reviews
Sequel to Africa is for Loovers. Sara, Faythe, Aragorn, Hiei, and their troupe of companions are thrown into Me. Hilarious pandamonium ensues. R&R!
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/13/2006
Africa is for Loovers reviews
Sequel to EuroTrip! We're in Africa, and we have addictions! Characters inc: Aragorn, Hiei, Legolas, Haldir, Kurama. The repertoire keeps growing, and now we have the babies as well! Will Aragorn and Faythe split? Will she stop drinking? R&R to find out
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,163 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
Progression of a Feeling reviews
Pippin invites Merry over to tell him something that been eating at him lately...fluffslash. r&r!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
The One Who Said No reviews
When Arwen rejects him, Estel tries to shrug it off, but thoughts of Arwen just won't leave him...R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Arwen U., Aragorn - Complete
The Meaning of One reviews
A short fic about my band and what it means to be one with everyone in it. one shot, r&r, pleeez!
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Complete
Band Is reviews
A recollection of what happened in band from 5th grade all the way to sophomore year, detailing concert, jazz, and marching bands and what band really means to me and the woodhaven warriors. r&r
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 10/22/2005
To Have & To Hold reviews
sequel to the captain & the white lady. fluffy. eowyn and faramir start their life together and their family. r&r.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
EuroTrip reviews
Sequel to Unleashed in Disneyworld YYHLOTR. Characters inc: Aragorn, Hiei, Legolas, Kurama. Sara, Faythe, & company hit Europe & Australia with force in a whirlwind of adventures. New characters! Babies! Is Sara pregnant? R&R!
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,425 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Complete
An Unsung Love reviews
Arwen turns to her grandmother for console, but finds instead that an old flame has never died...interesting and different plot, ONE SHOT, R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Arwen U., Haldir - Complete
Unleashed in Disneyworld reviews
The first of a series of YYHLOTR crossovers! Characters inc: Hiei, Aragorn, and a hint of Legolas. Sara and Faythe run wild in Disneyworld, complete with kidnapping schemes! Oh, yeah, and funnel cakes...R&R!
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,397 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Complete
The Captain & The White Lady reviews
He loved her when first he saw her, but her heart still belonged to someone else...can they save each other? R&R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Memories of Us reviews
Have you ever wondered how Arwen felt when she first met Aragorn? A firstperson narrative of how she felt when she met him, when she told Elrond she was seeing him...and when he died. ONE SHOT, R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete