iusefireandwater
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 01-02-14, id: 5427109, Profile Updated: 01-10-17
Author has written 2 stories for Dark Life, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Name: Who wants to know?

Age: An age

Sex: Never had any. Oh, you mean like girl or boy? In that case, GIRL.

Date of Birth: When the word badass was made

School: Sometimes

Country: America

Dream guy: No one?

Religion: One of them.

TV show: Something

Looks: I look like a girl, I'm mixed (black and white)

I am obsessed with PERCY JACKSON, HARRY POTTER, MY LITTLE PONY, FROZEN, BOOKS, MOVIES, AND swimming. Oh yeah, IHASCUPQUAKE, DOUBLE, CLASH, AND PEWDIEPIE.

BANDS I ADORE: Three Days Grace, Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Franz Ferdinand, and much, much more!

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying

I got a lot on my plate and have my own life so I can't update whenever you want me to. I'm sorry. I'm just trying to be great and I'm working on managing my time with this and my life. I'm busy. If you want to pm me about anything feel free. Sorry I can't always do this, if there are spurts in which I'm not here then don't freak, I'm trying to make you all happy and satisfied so to all the fans I'm trying.

copy and paste this into your profile if you think that Percabeth should be a word in the English dictionary

copy and paste this into your profile if someone has asked you to watch an inanimate object for them and you say, "Why? It's not going to go anywhere."

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. If you agree copy and paste this into your profile.

The person who said that nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

If you love laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe.

If you really wish you could record your dreams and watch them later.

If you wish music played during epic moments in your life, like in movies.

If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life.

If you mentally say "Wed-nes-day" when writing the word "Wednesday".

If you were first in Mario Kart, you fell off a cliff, and then you were... last.

If whenever someone says 'I like your shirt', you look down to see what you're wearing.

If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done."

If you have dropped your phone on your face while laying down texting.

If you feel like a ninja whenever you drop something and catch it

I dream of a better tomorrow--when chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

How is it possible to have a civil war?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

100% of people that drink water... DIE! -gasp-

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If you are against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile: These are about me!

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling person.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a preppy know it all.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.

Stop stereotypes! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile and add any other stereotypes you can think of.

One: Grab the nearest book, open to page eighteen. What's line four?

"Different Pens" - drawing faces

Two: Stretch your left arm as far out as possible, what’s there?

The computer monitor.

Three: What is the last thing you watched on Television?

Dancing with the Stars.

Four: Without looking guess what time it is?

11:24 p.m.

Five: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Pandora.

Six: When was the last time you stepped outside, what were you doing?

Jumping off of stuff on a beach.

Seven: Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Pictures to draw.

Eight: What are you wearing?

Pj's

Nine: Did you dream last night?

Nope

Ten: When did you last laugh?

Today, while watching someone get scared to jump off of something onto sand.

Eleven: What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Posters of TDG, GD, MCR, FOB, and other things.

Twelve: Seen anything weird lately?

My little brother drowning a butterfly.

Thirteen: What do you think of this quiz?

It's making me laugh.

Fourteen: What film did you last watch?

Rebound.

Fifteen: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

All the art supplies I need.

Sixteen: Tell me something I don't know about you:

I don't know if I'm bi, straight, or gay.

Seventeen: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of the quilt or consequences, what would you do.

Make all fictional characters I love real and living.

Eighteen: Do you like to dance?

Yes, but not a lot.

Nineteen: George Bush:

Wasn't he a president?

Twenty: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Belle

Twenty One: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Ian

You Know Your Obsessed With Percy Jackson When...

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You see an owl, and you go, “Hi Athena!”

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You know what you would do if you were Percy

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work, although you don't have a golden drachma.

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of Percy every time you see a dark haired green-eyed boy.

You just have to research more about Greek mythology.

You want to learn Latin.

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over.

Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agreed

You call yourself a demigod.

You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real.

You've called someone you know a satyr.

You never look at a ballpoint pen the same way.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Hides me from the cops.

BEST FRIENDS: Probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public.

BEST FRIENDS: Up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Only through school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: For life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: The ones who show you it.


Know I'll Be An Author Because...

You talk to yourself,

You talk to yourself as if there is another person in front of you, but you know there isn't,

The Keyboard letters are fading because of over typing,

You love to read,

It's not hard to find paper and pen near you,

One of your Idols is an Author,

You spend most of your time on Fan Fiction,

If someone asks "What are you doing?" you'll answer either writing, reading or what not.

If the Library is one of your favorite places.

You want to be an Author when you grow up.

The following messages are creepy!

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION- RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES- LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS NO MORE ZS

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

I think this is hilarious because its so true:

Annabeth : It's hard to believe you can teleport using a stick.

Hermione : This isn't a stick. It's a wand. You're the one to say. A cap that makes you disappear?

Annabeth : It's simple physics. Now tell me what is the science on the splitting of souls.

Hermione : Only after you explain to me the lack of DNA in all of you guys.

Annabeth : After you explain how to make things float with words and a wand.

Hermione : After you explain how a watch can become a giant shield.

Annabeth :...

Hermione :...

Annabeth :...

Hermione :...

Annabeth :...

Hermione : Well! At least our boyfriends don't sparkle.

Annabeth : I know right!

Bella : Yeah, I really regret that.

List your top ten favorite PJO characters in no particular order.

  1. Leo
  2. Silena
  3. Thalia
  4. Hestia
  5. Artemis
  6. Clarisse
  7. Reyna
  8. Annabeth
  9. Percy
  10. Piper

1. Have you read a five/ten ficbefore?

No

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

not gonna answer.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Yes.

5. Would Seven and two make a good couple?

no answer.

6. Four/Eight or Four/Nine?

Four/Nine. I'm okay with femslash but I don't think Hestia and Annabeth would work out to well.

7. What would happen if Seven discovered Three and Eight in a secret relationship?

I don't think Reyna would be very surprised if Thalia was dating Annabeth. I mean, Thalia sacrificed herself for Annabeth.

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a Two/Six fic .

Love and War may work for the gods, but what about for the demigods?

9. is there such a thing as a Four/Ten romantic fluff story?

Not that I know of.

10. Suggest a title for a One/Five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Silver Flames.

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to kiss one?

Hestia forgets Leo can be on fire and accidentally "kills" him. Right before he "dies", Hestia kisses Leo and says she loves him, weeping. He surprise her by saying it back and stopping the flames with a fire extinguisher. He laughs and says he's here new "fire bug".

12. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

Gives You Hell, by the All-American Rejects.

13. If One and Two were cooking together, what would they make?

A pretty flame-covered cake.

14. Four is in a happy relationship with Nine, until Nine runs off to marry Five. Four is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Eight until Eight cheats on Four with Two. Four finally takes the advice of One and settles into a happy relationship with Three.

So, Hestia is Bi? She dates Percy, Annabeth, and eventually stays with Thalia. Sad yet awesome she ends up with the best person.

15. If 6 had to kiss 2, how would they react?

Clarisse: Did your mom make you do this?

Silena: No, why?

Clarisse: No reason.

Silena*grabs Clarisse and smashes lips together*

Clarisse: *faints of giddiness*

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three/Eight?

Nope.

If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

The Good Life, by Three Days Grace

19. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument?

They would probably fight, then hug, laugh, and make-out.

22. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Me: But, we're best friends.

Silena: I don't care.

Me: I won't tell Clarisse you looovvveeee her.

Silena: Shut up!

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

No, Leo! YAY! Everything is as normal as possible now.

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Me: "Oh ma gods, Hestia this is so beautiful!

Hestia:Oh! Your welcome."

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Me: Can't you just ask?

Clarisse: Shut up and help. Silena likes smooth hair, right?

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you do?

Use my demigod powers to scare the shit out of them.

29. (2) and (10) are your teachers. What would you do?

Listen and do nothing wrong. Aphrodite and her kids can be very scary when wanted.

30. What if (7) and (4) kissed?

Firework/explosions

31. Where would (2) bury a treasure?

In her and Clarisse's special secret place.

32. (3) and (7) get into a fight. Who resorts to violence first?

That's the problem, they are both very violent.

33. (1) is kidnapped and their kidnapper demands a ransom of 1,000 dollars from (5). Do they help (1)?

No, Artemis doesn't do that "boy" thing.

34. Who is stronger? (6) or (4)?

Hestia. She just doesn't like violence.

35. Who is (3)’s secret love?

Someone.

36. Can (2) juggle?

No.

37. (1) is asked on a date by their favorite actor/actress. Do they accept the date?

Yes. Why not?

38. What is (5)’s biggest fear?

Aphrodite finding out about her crush.

39. A meteor is about to hit the planet, can (7), (2), and (4) stop it?

A goddess and two warriors. Yes, yes they can.

40. Is (5) single?

Yea, but not for long.

42. (2) and (4) go to the movies. What movie do they see?

Frozen. Hestia wants to see someone with ice powers and Silena just liked the trailers.

43. You are attacked by (1), (3), and (6). Can you survive?

Yes.

44. What’s (4)’s favorite color?

Blue, like Thalia's eye color blue. It's very vibrant and alive.

45. Can (7) sing?

Yup. Reyna's singing voice is really beautiful.

46. A vampire bites (2). (4) Sees this, what do they do?

Go to Hecate. She can magic the venom out.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Hound of War by kingofsecrets15 reviews
Surviving the sack of Sparta, a young Perseus swears loyalty to the God of War, and now must walk the path the Fates have set for him. AU. First fanfic, R&R. Perzoe. (Up for adoption, see Notice for details.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,878 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Percy J., Zoë N.
Genius of the Stocks by Stads02 reviews
Meet Perseus Olympian, heir to Aquatic Industries. He discovers a unique special talent which saves his dad's company, without him ever knowing. Perseus hones this skill until he is 7, when his parents die in an accident. Perseus Olympian vanishes and in his place Percy Jackson, a kid from Brooklyn is 'born', and with every intention to never go back to his old life. AU. A bit OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 162,582 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
I'm A Girl!(Hiatus) by ImTheOneWhoWrites reviews
On Hiatus. Percy gets turned into a girl... and becomes a hunter. Wait! WHAT!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,376 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 1/9/2014
A New Flame Within by Nanami-Hime reviews
I DON'T OWN WINX CLUB! What happens when Bloom loses control of her powers? Will she run from those she loves to protect them? And the only one Bloom can turn to for help, is herself? Whatever happens, Bloom promises herself that at all costs, she won't let her friends get hurt. But is it just the Dragon Flame within Bloom, or is it something more? SOON TO BE REWRITTEN!
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Bloom, Daphne, Roxy, Winx Club
Just My Luck by lonie b reviews
AU Fem!percy. Great I come back from fighting a war and my mom is now sending me to live with her friend. Oh, and did I mention I might be falling in love with someone that shouldn't even exist. Rated T for cursing and violence.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,453 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Danny F., Dan Phantom, Percy J.
That Color Silver by Pluto's Daughter 11 reviews
Percy is the son of Lupa and the son of Lycaon, being raised by werewolves he is taught to be fearless and to never show weakness. He absolutely loathes the color silver for all it's done for him is hurt him. He's walking down a dark path but can one silver eyed goddess change that? COMPLETE! In the process of being edited.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 135,334 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 2,427 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Percy J., Artemis - Complete
The Night's Son by Atrox-Aro reviews
Raised and born as a Primordial, the Son of Nyx must now step up to the challenge and defeat Tartarus. Will the Night's Son accomplish this task or vanquish in the process? R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,916 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Percy J., Artemis
The Daughter of the Mighty Sea by IAmTheDaughterOfHades reviews
What if Percy was Poseidon and Amphitrite's daughter? In this story, Percy is a goddess who almost gets kidnapped so she becomes over protected and locked inside the palace. Later on she is kidnapped once again, but escapes. Instead of going back to the palace she disguises herself as a boy named Perseus Jackson, demi-god son of Poseidon.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,265 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Nico A., Percy J., Sally J., Thalia G.
The Old Blood Sings by DragonGTN reviews
AU Mother dead in childbirth, Percy was given into the care of Daedalus, who prepares him for life as a demigod. Athena tasks him with watching over four important demigods. But as his quest continues, he begins to question who he really is. Secrets are abroad among the group, and he may have the darkest of all. Pereyna. THIS IS MY STORY ASHES, I CHANGED THE NAME
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,020 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Annabeth C., Luke C., Percy J., Reyna R.
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Life in the Hunt reviews
Bianca is still alive, but something changes everything she knows.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Bianca A.
Scary?
This was something I had to write for class. I realized it sort of sounded like this series. So...VOILA!
Dark Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Published: 4/2/2014 - OC - Complete