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 Hello! I'm Calico197. My fursona is a dusty-dark gray she-cat called Jay with very faint leopard spots and a tabby tail. My back left leg is completely robotic. My right eye has peeling flesh and underneath is a robotic inside with glowing red eye. My one good eye is amber. I look evil, although I am not. My Motto "When I'm sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead." Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother 4 easy steps to rule the world (made by FireWorksAfterDawn) 1. Amass a giant army of cats. 2. Call everyone you see your slave. 3. Kidnap the Doctor and steal the Tardis. 4. Rule the world and command it to your own desire. I am not a gamer because I have no life. It is because I live many lives. -Quote off of FireWorksAfterDawns profile I am a sarcastic person and am annoying/funny at the same time. If someone asks me to read a story it will take a while for me to start because I have to set up my sarcastic voice. I am the youngest of four and the only girl. I like various different video games including minecraft, animal jam, transformice, Portal, Halo Reach, some other stuff I can't remember, and I LOVE reading warriors. I have pre-ordered the new super edition, Bramblestar's Storm, I have all the kindle books, and I have preordered the new ones, I have finished the whole series, including all the manga and super editions. I like the Klutz books and all kinds of things. My favorite warriors character is Jayfeather. I like watching Pokemon, Avatar, Fairy Tail, and a few other anime shows. I also like Hunger Games, Zelda, and… yeah. Anyone else think it would be cool to be blind? :D Question Time! Name: Call me Cali or Jay :D Age: Anywhere between 10-15 Gender: Female What I Look Like: I have medium length dirty blonde hair, blue eyes that tend to get darker throughout the day, and I usually wear jeans and a hoodie. I have freckles on my face and arms, and I'm moderately tall. Best Friend: Eva and 7digits Favorite Song: Greenlight, Social Casualty and Mrs All American - 5 Seconds Of Summer Favorite Color: Gray Favorite Minecraft Mob: Enderman or Slime Minecraft Skin: Pink slime with a hoodie, shoes and pants Favorite Villian: Tie Between Wheatley and James (portal and pokemon) Favorite Food: I like lemons and Ramen Noodles Favorite Animals: Foxes, Wolves, Lynx Favorite TV Shows: How I Met Your Mother, Modern Family, and Fairy Tail Favorite Movie: Forrest Gump, Mean Girls 1 & 2 Favorite Restaurant: Outback Favorite Warrior Cat: Jayfeather Favorite Pokemon: Ninetails Favorite Divergent Character: Tobias Favorite Hunger Games Character: Finnick Favorite Book: Warriors, Divergent, Hunger Games, and TFIOS (The Fault In Our Stars) Favorite Quotes: "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."-Albert Einstein "The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge, but imagination."-Albert Einstein "A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new."-Albert Einstein "Nobody can hurt me without my permission."-Mahatma Gandhi "Good friends, good books, good conscience, that is the ideal life."-Mark Twain "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."-Mahatma Gandhi 1) Are you in a relationship with someone? I'm a single pringle. 2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Eh... why not? 3) How many houses have you lived in? Three 4) Favorite candy bar? 3 Musketeers 5) Favorite shoes? Black converse :P 6) Have you ever tripped someone up? Yes, but I've also been tripped up. In the literal and metaphorical way. 7) Least favorite school subject? Math 8) Favorite school subject? Science (Reading/Writing is second) 9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Nope 10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Nope 11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. I always feel like I need to check my email, if that counts. 12) Favorite genre of music? Pop 13) How many pets do you own? Two amazingly adorable puppies. 14) What time were you born? Not sure. 15) Do you like beer? Nope 16) Ever made a prank phone call? I have participated in one, just never made one myself 17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I don't really own CDs… mostly iTunes 18) Are you sarcastic? NOOOO!!! *cough* stupid *cough* 19) Is anyone in your family famous? I seriously doubt that 20) How many watches do you own? Like 3, one of them I'm always wearing 21) Summer or winter? Winter 23) Favorite color to wear? I don't really have a favorite color to wear, but I wear blue jeans… 24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi 25) What color is your cell phone? Black 26) Where is your second home? San Francisco 27) Have you ever slapped someone? NOOOOOO!! (sarcastic again) 28) Have you ever had a cavity? Yup. 29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? Like, 3 or 4 30) How many video games do you own? Quite a lot. 31) What was your first pet? A dog 32) Ever had braces? Nope, but I might be getting them. 33) Do looks matter? As long as you don't look creepy or insane 34) Do you use chapstick? Occasionally 35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Sorry, but nope :P 36) American Eagle or Abercombie? American Eagle, but I never shop at either 37) Are you too forgiving? Sometimes 38) How many children do you want? 3 or 4 39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? No 40) Favorite breakfast Cereals I don't always eat breakfast, but when I do, I eat Krave or Lucky Charms. (Anybody get the joke? :D) 41) Do you own a gun? No 42) Ever thought you were in love? Nope 43) When was the last time you cried? Not sure. 44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Erm... sat in my room watching YouTube! (I have no life :P) 45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Olive Garden but neither are preferred 46) Have you ever called your teacher mom? Almost every single day. 47) Have you ever been in a castle? No 48) Nicknames? Cali, Jay, and some others my family call me. 49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No 50) Ever been to Kentucky? Yes 51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No 52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Yes, because I'm waiting for her to reply to my text. 53) Have you ever called someone Boo? If you add Honey Boo to the beginning, then yes. I saw her at Shake Shack in NYC. :P 55) Do you own a diamond ring? No 56) Are you happy with your life right now? Yes 57) Do you dye your hair? No 58) Does anyone like you? Yup. 59) What year were you born? Nope. 60) What were you doing in May of 1994? I don't know, I wasn't there. 61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No 62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendys 63) Do you like yourself? Yes, of course. 64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Mom. 65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred gender? No, just, no. 66) Are you afraid of the dark? Meh. 67) Enough of these questions! xD 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. 'metal bars, he peered through. His first impression was a disap-' That was from The Owl Keeper by Christine Brodine-Jones 2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what can you touch? Air 3.What is the last time you watched on TV? Modern Family 4.Without looking, guess what time it is: 4:00pm 5 Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 5:34pm 6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The TV downstairs, and my keyboard typing. 7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Getting the mail. 8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Fanfiction 9.What are you wearing My schools band T-Shirt from last year (I think?) blue jeans, and mah watch. 10.Did you dream last night? Nope 11.When did you last laugh? Not sure 12.What is on the walls of the room you are in? Store bought crap, a mirror, and a picture my cousin drew. 13.Seen anything weird lately? Meh. 14. What do you think of this quiz? Meh. 15. What is the last film you saw? The second Percy Jackson movie. 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A horse, a pool, and a awesome car. 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: About halfway through the summer, I miss school. And then about a 1/15 way through school, I miss summer. (That didn't happen this year. I don't wanna go back to school!!) 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you change? Either animal abuse, or World Peace… 19. Do you like to dance? No. 20. George Bush: President? I think? 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call him? Luna 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Link More question time! 1) Have you ever been asked out? Yes, by 2 people. (haha everybody loves me) 2) Where did you get your default picture? Google, duh! 3) What's your middle name? Starts with an M... ends with an E... has ICHELL in the middle... 4) Your current relationship status? Single 5) Does your crush like you back? I dunno. 6) What is your current mood? Happy 7) What color shirt are you wearing? Blue 8) Missing something? Depends your definition of missing... 10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? Stuff 11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? Lynx 12) Ever had a near death experience? I think I did, but my brother told me it wasn't that bad. (I felt like I almost drowned... but then again I was 5) 13) Something you do a lot? Read and write 14) The song stuck in your head? Nothing at the moment. 15) Who did you copy and paste this from? I honestly can't remember. 16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? Someone at school named Jay (XD) 17) When was the last time you cried? Idk 18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? At the talent show this year, with my friend, and we sang Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better 20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender? Ummmmmm…. how annoying and stupid they can be. (TEEHEE, Creepos) 21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?. Chocolate Chip Frap 22) What's your biggest secret? Not tellin. 23) Favorite color? Gray 24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? No 25) What are you? Human... What are you? 0_0 26) Do you speak any other language? I want to learn Japanese or Greek, but I don't have the patience to. 27) What's your favorite smell? Pine trees 28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? Confusing. 29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? No. 30) What are you thinking about right now? This quiz 31) What should you be doing? Nothing 32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? My brother. 33) Do you like working in the yard? Meh. 34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Idk 35) Who last made you cry? My brother. End of Quiz. 95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the auk dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, pyro_manic19, ImmaLickYou, BloodredAngel808,tmmdeathwishraven, Spottedpool, oOHawkpathOo, CandyBunnies, Emberfall, Sunnydrop, Robinwing of RiverClan, Jay's Song, Tigerice7, Calico197. 95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing; Copy and Paste this on your profile if you're one of the five percent that would poke your new prisoner with a stick. If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this to your profile. If you want a Warriors movie, copy and paste this to your profile. If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. 95% of girls would sit and cry if Justin Bieber jumped off of the Empire State Building. Copy and Paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a soda and yell, "Do a flip!" The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism Girl: Talk To Her! If you find that sweet and touching copy and paste it to your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off. .:FIRE:. .:WATER:. .:EARTH:. .:AIR:. Total: 7 .:DARKNESS:. .:LIGHT:. Outcome: Air! The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, then u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun! (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. (x) You have run into a glass/screen door. You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. total so far= 4 (x) You have run into a tree. (x) It IS possible to lick your elbow (x) You just tried to lick your elbow. (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm. (x)You just tried to sing them. (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. (x) You have choked on your own spit. (Nasty but I choke on it all the time! XD It's true!) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. (x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice (x) You just looked at it. (x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. People have called you slow total so far= 14 (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire (x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. (x) You have caught yourself drooling. (x) You’ve fallen asleep in class (x) If someone says “fart” you laugh. (x) You just laughed. total so far= 20 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking (x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you (x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”. (x) You use your fingers to do simple math. total so far= 24 You have eaten a bug. (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it (x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc. total so far= 27 You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. Your friends know not to use big words around you (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused (x) You have fallen out of your chair before (x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling Total all together= 31 (XD I'm stupid :D) WARRIORS FAN OATH I'll remember Brightheart, I'll remember Silverstream, I will remember Goosefeather, I'll remember Mothwing, I'll always think of Heathertail, I will think of Tawnypelt, I promise to remember Cinderheart, I'll remember Leafpool, I'll remember Brambleclaw, I'll remember Lionblaze, I'll remember Dovewing, I'll remember Bluestar, Feathertail will be in my mind, I'll remember Ashfur, I'll remember Ivypool, I'll remember Crookedstar, I'll remember Jayfeather, I'll always think of Cinderpelt, I'll remember the many battles, I bet I know 10 facts about you! 1. You have a window in your house. 2. You have at least one bathroom in your house. 3. At one point in your life, you have gotten mud on some article of clothing. 5. You have at least one friend that you may/or may not be close with (siblings included) 6. You have seen a dog before. 7. You haven't relized I skipped four yet. 8. You looked back between 5 and 3. 9. You have at one point in life believed in Unicorns, at least for a second. (or you still do) 10. You have been in water before. (includes swimming, baths, showers, anything like that) The Lessons Warrior Cats Have Taught Us Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently. Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough. Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months, depending on how evil he is. Cats are really good at cleaning massive bloodstains. Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else. Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone. Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil *cough*Ashfur*cough*Scourge*cough*. If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy. It's possible to complain about anything. Happy endings are unrealistic. Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work. God isn't going to do anything for you because he wants you to maintain both the freedom and the capacity to just get off your lazy butt and do it yourself. The general public doesn't know anything. People who secretly like you make the best evil minions. It's possible to not notice that you are pregnant. The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths. If you try hard enough, you can be pregnant and give birth without anyone noticing. Stars are really the spirits of dead cats. War crimes are perfectly fine if God tells you to commit them. Just because someone has gone to hell doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore. Don't mess with beavers. Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic. Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones. If you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you. WARRIOR CATS EDITION (YA!) Write down your 14 favorite Warrior Cats (no particular order): 1. Jayfeather 2. Lionblaze 3. Firestar 4. Graystripe 5. Ravenpaw 6. Tallstar 7. Bramblestar 8. Dovewing 9. Hollyleaf 10. Spottedleaf 11. Bluestar 12. Mistystar 13. Stonefur 14. Stormfur 4 and 11 were in a happy relationship until 7 runs off with 12. After 11 dumps 4 for 10, 3 gets upset and retaliates by dating 1. Alone and broken-hearted, 4 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 4 meets 2 and 9. The three loners meet 13, who tells each of them to look for love. In the end, 2 meets 5, 9 meets 8, but now 4 is in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 14. Graystripe and Bluestar were in a happy relationship until Bramblestar runs off with Mistystar. After Bluestar dumps Graystripe for Spottedleaf, Firestar gets upset and retaliates by dating Jayfeather. Alone and broken-hearted, Graystripe travels in search of a friend. Finally, Graystripe meets Lionblaze and Hollyleaf. The three loners meet Stonefur, who tells each of them to look for love. In the end, Lionblaze meets Ravenpaw, Hollyleaf meets Dovewing, but now Graystripe is in a never-ending love triangle with Tallstar and Stormfur. Would you write a fanfic about that? No, too gay and lesbian for me. If you wrote a summary on a fic about 12 and 8, what would it be? In a world, where 2 she-cats from different clans fall in love, something screwed up happens and I can't continue. What do you think about the name 12/9? Mistyleaf, thats pretty cool. 10/4? Spottedstripe, no. What about 13/2? Stoneblaze, ehhh, meh. 3/7? Firestar, *facedesk* What about 1/12? Jaystar, THE BEST NAME IN THE WORLD!!!! List 14 items in your house by looking around the room. 1. Bookend 2. Toilet Paper 3. Cup 4. Blanket 5. Cage 6. Window 7. Toothpaste 8. Fan 9. Skittles 10. Chair 11. Lamp 12. Purse 13. Wall 14. Lightswitch 5 and 12 were in a happy relationship until 8 runs off with 13. After 12 dumps 5 for 11, 4 gets upset and retaliates by dating 2. Alone and broken-hearted, 5 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 5 meets 3 and 10. The three items meet 14, who tells each of them to look for love. In the end, 3 meets 6, 10 meets 9, but now 5 is in a never-ending love triangle with 7 and 1. Correct Version: Cage and Purse were in a happy relationship until Fan runs off with Wall. After Purse dumps Cage for Lamp, Blanket gets upset and retaliates by dating Toilet Paper. Alone and broken-hearted, Cage travels in search of a friend. Finally, Cage meets Cup and Chair. The three items meet Lightswitch, who tells them each to look for love. In the end, Cup meets Window, Chair meets Skittles, but now Cage is in a never-ending love triangle with Toothpaste and Bookend. An animal abuse officer walks into a house, where a man is beating up a dog. The officer says, "Why are you abusing that dog?" The man answers, "Because animals have nothing to live for. They don't need to EAT, they don't need to stay WARM, they shouldn't live in a HOME, they don't need CARING for, and none of them need LOVE!" The officer replies back, "Well, humans need to EAT, we need to stay WARM, we need to live in a HOME, we all need CARING for, and everyone of us needs LOVE. Animals are no different, and it's sad to see someone abuse them. I'm calling the cops." The officer calls the police and the officer cares for the dog, while the man is in jail... copy this to your profile page if you're against animal abuse. We all love animals, so please copy and paste this. 10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirt. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the cermony and named her Brightspirt. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirt, Braveheart, and Shinningheart. (\ _/) I'm Bubbles. 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3 Ways to make sure you're insane At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars, see if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright. As often as possible, skip rather than walk . Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" Sing along at the opera. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme . Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!" When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!" If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile. You Know You're An Author If . . . You talk to yourself a lot You talk to yourself about talking to yourself When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs . . ." You live off of sugar and caffeine You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper The letters on your keyboard are wearing off Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago 45 Things To Do During An Exam 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else 8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating) 15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy) 16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary 24. Act spazzy 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kai 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her 31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her 32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit" 33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E . . ." 34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply 35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect 36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam 37. If your answers are on a scan tron sheet, fill it out in pen 38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl's desk nearby 39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle 40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour 41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it 42. Dress like the professor 43. Cross-Dress 44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam 45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabrasy 20 Fun Things To Do At School 1. Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!” 2. Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product 3. Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person next to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?” 4. When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry. 5. Sing your questions to the class 6. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking 7. Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder 8. Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling" 9. Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up 10. Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is said often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a circle around your desk laughing and clapping loudly 11. Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start singing opera 12. Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it 13. Ask questions while trying not to use any nouns or make any sense. ex: I have a question: When you said that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did you mean the thing that, you know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you? 14. Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to confirm that you agree. When they ask you to stop, say "but I love you so!!" 15. When you have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right? 16. Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where babies come from in a childish voice 17. Write out plan on how to conquer the world 18. Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" 19. Challenge your teacher to a rap battle 20. Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” When everyone looks say “oh too late. He’s gone now” 20 THINGS TO DO AT A SCHOOL DANCE 1. Get somebody to act like they are driving a car beside you, and start screaming: "CAR CRASH! CAR CRASH!" 2. When the DJ says something into the microphone, whisper loudly, "THE VOICES! THEY HAVE RETURNED!" 3. When a song you don't know comes on, start singing really loud and out of key: "SOMETHING SOMETHING OH YEAH SOMETHING ELSE SOMETHIN SOMETHIN OH YEAH!!!!!!!!" 4. Get people to do the wave 5. Raise you hand like you are in school and say: "I NEED A HALL PASS!" 6. Follow people around. 7. When they turn and said, "Get away from me." Reply simply, "Its because your gay, isn't it?" 8. Start yelling: "THIS IS JIVE! YOUR ALL JIVE! THIS PLACE SUCKS!" and then push over a table, and walk away proudly. 9. Start dancing beside someone and whisper in their ear the song "OMG" by Will. I. Am. and Usher 10. Scream at the top of your lungs: "THE COPS ARE HERE! SCATTER!" 11. Take a dark bottle out of your pocket in plain sight and act like your going to spike the punch 12. If you get in trouble for doing that, take a drink of the bottle and say, "Dude, its Root Beer." 13. Find a piece of paper, write the Casey's number on it, and hand it to a desperate person with a wink 14. Well in a deep voice: "GIRL LOOK THAT THAT BODY! I WORK OUT! GIRL, LOOK AT THAT BODY!" and start singing Sexy and I Know It 15. If someone you don't know starts dancing beside you, scream at the top of your lungs and make a huge scene 16. When the slow dance songs come on, yell: "CHANGE IT TO HEAVY METAL!" 17. After you do 16, and if people look at you weird, yell: "ROCK!" 18. Take the dark bottle out and act like your drunk 19. Walk up to the DJ and say, "I have a song request." and say a really bad song 20. Make sure you get kicked out of that dance, or else this is just a waste of time YOUR GUY SIDE You love hoodies You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colours. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night GIRL SIDE You wear lip gloss/chapstick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. (I don't play it, but it is a sport) You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (not shopping for clothes) You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance? It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. (All I do is frown like grumpy cat) You have 10 pairs of shoes (most don't fit) You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of every thing Bold what you have done Graduated High School. (Not Yet!) Kissed someone. Smoked cigarettes. Got so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Collected something really stupid. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Watched four movies in one night. Gone long periods of time without sleep. Lied to someone. Been dumped. Snorted cocaine. Failed a class. Smoked weed. Dealt drugs. Been in a car accident Been in a tornado. Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid). Watched someone die. Been to a funeral. Burned yourself Ran a marathon. Cried yourself to sleep. Spent over $200 in one day. Flown on a plane. Cheated on someone. (Is having about 5 friends that are all boys considered cheating...? Nah, they're all just friends. I'm a tomboy, okay?) Been cheated on. Written a 10 page letter. Been sailing. Cut yourself. Had a best friend. Lost someone you loved. (My dad... :'( R.I.P Shoplifted something. Been to jail Had detention. Skipped school. Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. Stolen books from the library. (it was accidental, we forgot to take them back... for like 2 years :/) Gone to a different country. Dropped out of school. Been in a mental hospital. Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. (Who hasn't?) Fired a gun. Gambled in a casino. Had a lemonade stand. Actually made money at the lemonade stand. (I think it was out of pity though... xD) Been in a school play. Been fired from a job. Taken a lie detector test. Swam with dolphins. Gone to sea world. Voted for American/Australian Idol. Written poetry. Read more than 20 books a year. Gone to Europe. Loved someone you couldn’t have. Wondered about your sexuality. Used a coloring book over age 12. Had surgery. Had stitches. Taken a taxi. Seen the Washington Monument. Overdosed. Been in a fist fight. (Against my brother when I was 3, I won! :D) Suffered any form of abuse. Had a hamster. Petted a wild animal. (It was a possum in a cage, it had rabies- didn't get bit! :3) Used a credit card. Gone surfing in California. Dyed your hair. Got a tattoo. Had something pierced. (my ears) Been on the Honor Roll. (every time) Known someone with HIV or AIDS. Taken pictures with a webcam. Started a fire. Had a party while your parents weren’t home. Gotten caught having a party while they were gone. FRIENDS Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN girl RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAMS, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore. FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will help you when you're lost BEST FRIENDS: Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass FRIENDS: Will go with you to a concert BEST FRIENDS: Will be helping you kidnap the band FRIENDS: Will hide you from the cops BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they are after you FRIENDS: Will buy you a pregnancy test BEST FRIENDS: Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!" FRIENDS: Find your Prince Charming BEST FRIENDS: Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you FRIENDS: Will pick you up when you fall down BEST FRIENDS: Will pick you up, then trip you again FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it BEST FRIENDS: Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours FRIENDS: Will leave when they feel insulted BEST FRIENDS: Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying BEST FRIENDS: Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you FRIENDS: Will be crying at your funeral BEST FRIENDS: Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap! (\_/) Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile Put this ღ put this on your page If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you think Harry Potter is still better than Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile If you girls/guys love Warriors, copy and paste this on your profile. you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile. IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Robert Pattison or Taylor Laughtner are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsers! :D:D:D:D:D If you'd rather read than do sports, paste this into your profile. If you ever pushed a door that says pull, copy and paste this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours. If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile If you have an annoying trio of girls and/or have an annoying trio of guys who act just like them at your school who think they rule the Earth, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it longer. Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. REPOST THIS TO LET ALL THE SWEET APPLES KNOW THAT THERE ISN'T SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEM! 1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5) Things to do in walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. .2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. . 3. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. .4 .Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. . 5. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. .6. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, ". Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 7 .Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. .8 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ...9 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 10 .. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. ". NO! NO! It's those voices again!" .. 11. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! . 12.. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!! WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS! 1. Follow them around the house everywhere. 2. Pretend to have amnesia. 3. Say everything backwards. 4. Run into walls. 5. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. 6. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!" 7. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder. 8. Say all of the words in a film. 9. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!" 10. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!" 11. Talk to a pen. 1 2. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time. 13. Try and climb the wall. 14. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!" 15. Eat your hair. 16. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!" 17. At everything they say yell "LIAR!" 18. Pretend to be a phone. 19. Try to swim in the floor. 20. Tap on their door all night. 10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D: 1. Ask for directions to a place you're already at. 2. Order pizza from McDonald's. 3. Get hit by a parked car. 4. Try to watch Saturday cartoons on Thursday. 5. Try to sell your money. 6. Try (and fail) to play the alphabet on the piano. 7. Eat all-you-can-eat at a store. 8. Get into a fight with yourself, and lose. 9. Try to go swimming without getting wet. 10. Ask for diet water at a restaraunt. Things to do on an Elevator 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug!" then enforce it. The 10 Commandments of a Teenager! 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait that long?) 2) Thou shall not do drugs. (Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention it's cheaper.) 3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Walmart has a bigger selection.) 4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect, and why the h-e-double hockey sticks would you let yourself get arrested?!) 5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. (Everyone knows grandma has more money.) 6) Thou shall not get into fights. (Just start them.) 7) Thou shall not skip class. (Just take the whole day off.) 8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school. (Kiss them outside instead.) 9) Thou shall not worry about tests. (Just cheat on them: better marks.) 10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (Just leave em in the middle) When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children. Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you. If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you? Things to think about! Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? So what's the speed of dark? How come abbreviated is such a long word? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market? Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias? Why does an "X" stand for a kiss? Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Why is dyslexic so hard to spell? Girl: You should slow down, this is to fast 93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are one of the 7 percent who would ask the person "What was you're first clue?" copy this into your profile 1st day of school: I'm so excited! 1 week later: When are the holidays? Hey, did you do the homework?" "WAIT, WE HAD HOMEWORK?!" FEELS like 20 minutes have gone by in class. It's ONLY been 2 If there's a fire at school, who's actually gonna stay quiet and walk? (we ALL agree on this...) "Is there something you would like to share with the class?" No, that's why I'm whispering... Roses are red, violets are blue.' That's what they say, but it just isn't true, Because Roses are red, and apples are too, But violets are violet. Violets aren't blue. An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green And a pinky's not pink. So what does it mean? To call something blue when it's not, we defile it. But ah, what the heck: it's hard to rhyme 'violet If you hate me... delete me If you think I'm nice... like my status If you think I'm a good friend... comment a :) If you ever liked me... poke me If you like me now... inbox me a If you want to date me... inbox me a (; If you are brave... Copy this :D Some of my fave artists are- Linkin Park OneRepublic Paramore Plain White T's Imagine Dragons 5 Seconds Of Summer Being weird is like being normal, only better. I am the Girl... I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book, and if I do dance, I dance solo. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak or a geek either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space or Yahoo, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that doesn't stalk boys because they're cute or are jocks. I am the girl who sings her heart out in public. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see. I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "God, why? Why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless pest!" The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile You put your friends in the one of the four clans. You give your friends/family warrior-like names, like 'Rippletail' or 'Sunfoot'. Become angry when they are confused about the warrior-like names. You tell your friend/family member that they are acting like a certain character for no apparent reason. …Don't explain who the character is. Instead of naming your cat with a normal cat name, you give it a warrior like name. You count your cat's age in moons, not months and years. Whenever you see a silver cat, whether it be in the pound, the petstore or anywhere, you cry 'Feathertail! I knew you were alive!' …When somebody asks who Feathertail is, get all offended, and start crying, 'Oh god, you didn't know?' Feel bad for Stormfur for losing his sister. Hiss whenever somebody says or you read Tigerstar's name. You divide up the house in the four territories. Get mad and say 'Get out of my territory, you tresspasser!', whenever your siblings walk into your room. When you read a characters death, you get teary. You've read 'Warriors' so many times, you can recite it from memory. When sombody misquotes the series, you correct them immidiately. You also correct the person immidiately when they say a name wrong. You only answer to the warrior name you were bestowed on the warriors site name maker. You make people call you the warrior name, even if it sounds stupid. Call your friends/family members their respective warrior name, even if they hate it or won't respond Instead of saying, 'I'm from Los Angeles' (or where ever you may live), say your 'I'm Rippletail of ThunderClan' (or whatever your name/clan you got from the name generator) Your favourite internet site (besides Fanfiction, lol) is the Warriors site. You compare your friends/family members to cats in the series. You describe your self as a cat, not a human. People are afraid of your obsession of Warriors. You've written a book report or two on one of the books. It scares you to think that there is a person who hasn't read Warriors. You forced….er, got your friends/family members into reading at least one book of the series. When someone mentions how obsessive you are about the books as a bad thing, you take it as a compliment. You refer to Warriors in conversations on a daily basis. You've written Warriors fanfiction when you were really supposed to do homework. Your Warriors fanfiction is longer than any essay you've ever written You've called your teacher 'a cruel leader'. …to their face. Instead of saying 'Oh my god!' you say, 'Great StarClan!' You insult people by calling them a stupid furball. You wonder why people aren't insulted by being called a stupid furball You quote any and every character at the weirdest times. You tried to start a 'Warriors Lovers club' at school. It probably failed, and you got angry. You are waiting for the series to be translated into another language, to give you an excuse to go to the bookstore and get the book. You often say to yourself, "What would Bluestar do?" when you come across a tough decision. You tried to start a Warriors blog on the internet. There are multiple Harry Potter fansites, and you wonder why there is only one Warriors fansite. You can relate to five things on this list. You read the whole list. BAI PEACE OUT GURL SCOUT (P.S. CALICO197 WAZ HERE) |
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