Halt O'Carrick
 Ranger's Apprentice ROCKS!!!!!!!!! (\)_(/) DISCLAIMER I AM OBSESSED WITH RANGER'S APPRENTICE AND I TOOK THIS FROM ALYSS MAINWARING'S PROFILE This is How you KNOW you're obsessed with Ranger's Apprentice. 1. You can quote almost all of the dialogue and you do so regularly. If someone from Ranger's Apprentice hasn't said it, it's obviously not worth saying. 2. You can hear Wills' voice in your head. 3. You just KNOW Halt's also in your head, telling Wills' voice to shut up. 4. You've memorized "Greybeard Halt" and sing/hum it all the time. 5. You brought a bow and arrow set and cried because you can't hit anything. 6. You actually dream about Ranger's Apprentice. 7. You're reading this right now. 8. You have a cloak and sneak around in it, trying to scare people like you're a ranger. 9. Your life goal is to become a ranger. 10. You read Ranger's Apprentice and now you think being short is SO COOL!! 11. You write fanfiction for Ranger's Apprentice. 12. You think it would be awesome to be Wills' apprentice. 13. Now you're sad because you aren't. 14. But you imagine yourself as his apprentice. 15. Now you're grinning like a moron. 16. The front left side of your brain is constantly saying, "Rangers Rangers RANGERS! MUST! READ! RANGER'S! APPRENTICE!!" 17. You'd LURVE to meet John Flanagan. 18. You happen to know that there's a contest to do so. 19. You're now jumping up and down, fanboy shrieking about meeting Flanagan. 20. You're going to enter the contest. 21. You're sad because the contest isn't being run for poeple in your country and you can't move to Australia before the competition closes. 22. You want to kill me for telling you about a contest you can't win. 23. You call John Flanagan "Flanny" sometimes. 24. You'd rather read Ranger's Apprentice than eat. 25. You'd rather read Ranger's Apprentice than breathe. 26. You always want to read Ranger's Apprentice. 27. You want there to be a Ranger's Apprentice comic book. 28. You'd actually tackle glomp someone if they had a Ranger's Apprentice comic book. 29. You'd cry with joy if you got to have a Ranger's Apprentice comic book. 30. You'd cry in despair if the comic book got damaged in any way. 31. You just KNOW that the Ranger's Apprentice books radiate power. 32. You accidently called your brother "Will" before. 33. You have a cat or dog named "Tug", "Abelard", "Shadow", or "Ebony". 34. You want to warp yourself into the Ranger's Apprentice world so you can replace Will. 35. You're smiling and nodding while you read this. 36. You CANNOT WAIT ANOTHER SECOND for the Ranger's Apprentice movie. 37. You want to see the Ranger's Apprentice movie in the theater the absoute seccond that it is released. Hello premiere... 38. You're going to spend the whole movie going fanboy and wearing your best ranger cloak. 39. You're going to have a hard time not fangirl squealing during the film. 40. You're going to have a super hard time sneking your two knives into the movie theatre. 41. One of the reasons that you can't wait to see the film is so you can go fanboy and scream at your friends about how cute Alyss is. 42. You have been baned from travelling on aeroplanes because you refused to give up your bow and arrows/knives. 43. Your parents want you to shut up about Ranger's Apprentice already. 44. They really really want you to. 45. Now you're going to post this list in your profile with everything you've actually done or thought in bold letters. 46. You just hit copy. 47. Don't lie, you know you did. 48. You're thinking about Ranger's Apprentice again. 49. You even know the names of the background characters and have done all the internet quizzes to prove it. 50. Now you're sad because there are SO many other things that can prove you're obsessed with Ranger's Apprentice. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. (Who are Abercombie and Fitch? Serious. i live in New Zealand so i don't know.) If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile. (I do this alot. i tell people my mind tends to jump as one moment i can be talking about harry potter and the next about cheese. It's the whole 3 degrees of seperation thing) If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever been forced to sit through a movie so old that King Arthur himself probably wrote the script, copy this. If you get upset often because you can't become a knight, copy this to your profile. (Wish i was a ranger... :(...) If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (Glass door. left a face imprint) If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (But you wouldn't know if i died would you? HAHAHAHA, I could be lying!) If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (WOW. Someone else actually does this. I am not alone!!) If you trip over flat surfaces copy and paste this onto your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (Blunt, Alan Blunt.) If you have a wide range variety of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. (Karate, Reading and Piano) If you call book characters "Cute" even though you've never actually seen them, copy this to your profile. If you've ever cried because one of your charecters dies, copy this. (Cried for an hour in 'Halts Peril' before i got up the courage to turn the page and read something about a log. I was furious. Anyone who has read Rangers Apprentice will understand.) If you come up with stories faster than you can write them...crud...I just came up with another one. If you talk to your book charcters copy this. (I mean honestly! They just have to open the door/run into the creapy forest/trust the evil guy don't they!) If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Oh, i'm sorry, it's just, there was a bug on your face and i just HAD to squish it!) If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile. If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's a bio Project.) If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Always pick C. Things you are NOT allowed to do in Ranger's Apprentice, and what will happen to you if you do.(Blue Glass Rose came up with this, I just copied it and added a few of my own. Copied this from Alyss mainwaring. I'm glad to know that someone is obsessed with RA as me!) 1. You are NOT allowed to sing "Greybeard Halt". Halt will make you spend the night in a tree. A PINE tree O.O 2. You are NOT allowed to answer a question with another question. Halt will glare at you and make you feel stupid. 3. You are NOT allowed to say "But I thought..." Halt will say "you're and apprentice. You're not supposed to think" or "If you thought about it, you wouldn't ask" 4. You are NOT allowed to give Tug more than one apple a day. Halt will say "One is quite enough." Tug however, will tend to dissagree. 5. You are NOT allowed to question Halt's skills for ANY reason. Odds are he'll kill you. Painfully. 6. You are NOT allowed to tell anyone that Halt's not really grim all the time. He'll knock you into next week and then kill you. 7. You are NOT allowed to sing "We're off to see the wizard" on your way to visit Malcolm. He'll turn you into a lizard. 8. You are NOT allowed to send your Christmas wishlist to Erak. He'll brain you with a battleaxe. After stealing everything on the list. 9. You are NOT allowed to sing "Santa's comin' to town" when you see Erak coming. He'll brain you with a battleaxe. 10. You are NOT allowed to ask why, exactly, Keren's name is Keren. He'll hypnotize you. 11. You are NOT allowed to sing "Dude looks like a lady" when you see Keren. He'll throw a blue rock at you. 12. You are NOT allowed to hum the James Bond theme while tracking things with Halt. He'll shoot you with an arrow. 13. You are NOT allowed to hum alien music as you near Healers Clearing. Malcolm will kill you. 14. You are NOT allowed to use the "Green Giant" jingle when you see Trobar. He'll steal your puppy. 15. You are NOT allowed to to talk about your wonderful recipe for clam chowder in Skandia. You'll be brained. 16. You are NOT allowed to iceskate on the pond in Skandia. You'll be assigned to the paddles (But hey, at least you'll get to stare at Will) 17. You are NOT allowed to kill Alyss and Evanlyn when they stare at Will with you. Will will NOT marry you (Shame...) 18. You are NOT allowed to sing the munchkin theme song around Will. He'll shoot you. 19. You are NOT allowed to call Halt "Lucky the Leprichon" he'll kill you. 20. You are NOT allowed to ask Will about Crocodiles. He'll think you've gone mad. 21. You are NOT allowed to ask Halt to do an impersonation of Demo Man. He'll shoot you. 22. You are NOT allowed to switch Halt's coffee to decaf. You will die a slow painful death. 23. You are NOT allowed to oil the hinges on the door of Halt's cabin. He'll kill you if the intruders don't. 24. You are NOT allowed to threaten Will. Horace will challenge you to single combat and stick you with his dagger. 25. You are NOT allowed to ride Tug. He will throw you off and Will will shoot you for trying to steal his horse. 26. You are NOT allowed to write out the key to the Couriers Code. Crowley will rant and shoot you so full of arrows you will be remembered in death as 'The Porcupine'. 27. You are NOT allowed to fight a mad axeman with only your two knives. Gilan will throw you off a cliff so that he doesn't have clean up the mess. Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile. 95 percent of teenagers are worried about being popular. If you are part of the 5 percent who are not, copy and paste this to your profile. 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breath. If you are part of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever stayed up and read past 4 in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (Latest for me is 6am) If you think Elva is an obnoxious jerk to EVERYONE, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile. 99 percent of teens would have a heart attack is facebook and myspace were simultaneously destroyed. If you would be one of the one percent who would be laughing your butt off, or attending a funeral and laughing your butt off, then copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. 98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, xnarutoxrocksx,SakuraUchiha101, SakuraHarunoKinomoto, Storm Midnight, Star Wars nut, FlameWing41, Pie in the Face, AryaFan1121, Alyss Mainwaring Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. If you actually enjoy reading, copy this into your profile. If you are of the opinion that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, copy this into your profile. If you have ever read something and got sucked into that book, copy this into your profile. If you enjoy books about dragons, copy this into your profile. If you enjoy fantasy in general, copy this into your profile. If you have copied and pasted more than 10 things into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. 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