Yello, everyone on fanfiction.net! This is Rachael, or PrincessPeace15, a 20 yr old author here on Fanfiction.net! The fandoms I'm into are basically the entire list of everything I've written fanfics on... plus Black Butler, Assassination Classroom, One Punch Man, Fire Emblem, Danganronpa, Just Shapes and Beats, and Professor Layton.

I began writing fanfiction in October of 2012 and have been writing ever since. I originally started on Quizilla, but Fanfiction.net is more official, more friendly, more organized, and way better in almost every way. I felt like a complete stranger on Quizilla, while here, I feel respected. I feel like this is the better place to write. Besides, Quizilla's gone!

Writing, Internet, music, and video games are my main hobbies, and one thing I love SO much is when my viewers talk to me, whether it be through review, message, etc.!

Enough of my rambling, though. Take a look through my works and see what you think!

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Like my works? I'm flattered if you do. If not, I think I'm only getting better as time goes on. If you're somehow obsessed with me, you should be reassured that I'm not the only great author out there. Of course, there's Nicholas Sparks and J.K. Rowling, but there's one on this very website as well! The name is RCTSG.

...Fine, I'll do what everyone else is doing. Weird profile things. I actually found some that I really like! Courtesy of DragonZeus1!

List your favorite Youtubers in any order. (Round 1 of 5!)

1. VanossGaming

2. SkyDoesMinecraft

3. chuggaconroy

4. Slamacow

5. CaptainSparklez

6. supermarioglitchy4

7. AttackingTucans

8. BajanCanadian

9. JeromeASF

10. Deadlox

1 wakes you up in the middle of the night.

Me: Who in the heck would wanna wake me up at THIS hour?!... (opens eyes) Wait... Vanoss?!

Vanoss: Yeah. I wouldn't go outside if I were you. Look out the window.

Me: (looks out, sees a thousand Pedobears) Thanks for the tip!

4 announces that they are going to marry 9 tomorrow.

Jerome: Hey, Rachael!

Me: Why are you so excited, buddy?

Jerome: You haven't heard? I'm marrying Slamacow!

Me: Wait, are you serious?! An animator and a bacca... I'm a little curious to see how their child turns out...

5 cooks you dinner.

Me: Erm... thanks, buddy. (reluctantly eats)

CaptainSparklez: No problem!

Me:... The jello is actually quite good!

CaptainSparklez: Yeah, well, it reminds me of... (tears up a bit)

Me: Right... Jerry... Need a hug?

CaptainSparklez: Please...

9 makes fun of your friends.

Me: Dude, really? Is it because they don't know what baccas are?

Jerome: Someone who hasn't heard of us is clearly delusional!

Me: (fuming) I swear to budder...

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What does 6 do?

smg4: Don't worry, I got this. (sics a Mario on the killers)

Mario: Hello!

Killers: SH*T!!! (runs away) AAHHHH!!

smg4: You're welcome.

It's your birthday. What does 9 get you?

Jerome: It's raining in December. Logic, right? Anyway, here. (hands me present, which is clearly a wrapped axe)

Me: (opens it) Wow! A Betty! Thanks!

Jerome: Don't mention it!

You're about to marry 10. How does 1 react?

Vanoss: Yeah, great. Who is this guy again?

Me: (facepalm)

You get dumped by someone. How does 7 cheer you up?

AttackingTucans: Uh... let's see... (funny face)

Me: (small chuckle) Thanks, Tyler.

AttackingTucans: Welcome.

Me: Well, that moment was really anticlimactic.

You're competing in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Jerome: Take this, Rachael!

Me: Betty... hey, thanks!

Jerome: No problem! When in doubt, use your inner bacca instincts!

Me:...Er, whatever...

You can't stop laughing. What does 1 do?

Me: HAHAHAH!! (repeatedly)

Vanoss: Oh sh, it's a pedobear!

Me: WHAT?! (looks around, sees that he had lied) ...You jerk.

Vanoss: Got you to quit laughing, didn't I?

1 is all you ever dreamt about. Why?

Me: Well... if it's not because he saved me from a thousand pedobears, I have to see a psychologist.

Vanoss: So, I'm not the man of your dreams? (troll face)

Me: Well, technically... God dangit.

2 tells you of their deeply hidden love for 9.

Me: SKYROME! (runs out of house) SKYROME IS REAL! IT'S REAL, I TELL YOU!

Deadlox: Wait, WHAT?!

Sky: (blushes) Sorry, dude, we're better as friends.

Deadlox: (cries into nearby pillow as Sky and Jerome walk out into the sunset, hand in hand)

Will 7 and 8 ever kiss?

AttackingTucans: Wait... who's BajanCanadian?

BajanCanadian: I'm sorry, I can't kiss this guy.

Me: There's your answer, internet.

6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What is your reaction?

Me: (sobbing) You animators are all the same!

smg4: Rachael-

Me: Just leave me alone. I mean, it's not like we were together for long, but still. What you're doing is awful.

You get a haircut and 7 can't stop staring at you.

Me: Tyler, STOP IT!

AttackingTucans: What? IT'S SO PRETTY!!

Me: Er... thanks?

8 thinks that they will never get a girlfriend. How do you comfort them?

Me: Aw, cheer up! Look at all the fans you've got! Haven't you ever considered the fact that one of their hearts probably melts whenever they hear your voice? That you are the only dream they would ever hope to come true? I'm positive, someone out there only wishes to be yours.

Mitch: Me, dating a fan? Are you INSANE?

Me: Well... no wonder... (walks away)

Mitch: Rachael, wait! What if I like... you?...

9 is too shy to confess their feelings for you, so they tell you via email. What is your reaction?

Me: Wait... I could have sworn he already had a girlfriend... WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?! (rocks back and forth in a corner)

You spot 10 kissing 1. What is your reaction?

Me: Brain... melting... (malfunctions)

Vanoss: What's wrong with her?

Deadlox: She thinks I'm in love with Sky.

Vanoss: ...Then I came along and put your life back together after Skyrome happened?

Deadlox: ...Pretty much.

You notice 4 and 5 have been in a hotel room for more than a few hours. What do you think they're doing?

Me: ...EEE! Maybe they're making another music video!!

Mitch: Really?

Me: ...Mitch, do you realize how cliché the whole Youtuber homo love thing is becoming? It's borderline disgusting! (opens door) See, they're- (face falls, goes silent when I see CaptainSparklez getting really close to Slamacow... and I mean REALLY close...)

Mitch: (starts to cry laughing)

Me: Yeah, this was totally unexpected. Doh, shut up, Mitch!

Would 5 trust 2?

CaptainSparklez: Yeah, totally! Sky's an awesome-

Sky: (breaks block right below Captain's feet, making him fall into a cave with 3 zombies)

CaptainSparklez: (gets out sword) TROLLFACE!

4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens?

Slamacow: (pokes Deadlox) Poke.

Deadlox: ...

Slamacow: (pokes Deadlox again)

Deadlox: DON'T DO DIS, MAN!

3 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study do they pick?

Vanoss: Er... Probably in construction...

Chuggaconroy: NO! Video editing!

Vanoss: Why? I'd make an awesome builder!

Chuggaconroy: You thought building an office on the moon was a good idea.

Vanoss: THAT WAS CANADA! But fine, the film industry. You clearly need a refresher.

Chuggaconroy: (beats Vanoss up and gets suspended from the school they went to)

6 and 3 cook something together. What would it be?

smg4: ...Oh dear...

Chuggaconroy:...What?

smg4: Why did I not prepare for that?!... (sigh) Mario ate ALL of our spaghetti...

Chuggaconroy: Crap... well, let's just make a sandwich or something...

7 and 9 apply for a job together. What is it?

AttackingTucans: Jerome and I actually hit it off pretty well. We agreed on taking jobs at the zoo. He was the star attraction for years, being a rare bacca and all. And me? The janitor. Maybe it's because I'm too hot to be a zookeeper.

Jerome: Oh, HA. Very funny, Tyler.

AttackingTucans: ...Yeah, hit it off well...

6 gives 8 a haircut.

Mitch: (looks into mirror, screams) WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?! IT'S ALL... CURLY NOW!!

smg4: Sorry, Mario thought my hair straightening cream was spaghetti.

You catch 6 watching a video that 5 took earlier.

Me: Most anticlimactic thing ever.

smg4: Wait, what? I like hearing his voice. It's nice.

Me: ...And the clichés strike again. Beautiful.

9 gets a daughter.

Me: Aw, iz a baby bacca!

Jerome: Yeah, isn't she cute? She's even learning how to use a Betty!

Jerome's daughter: (suddenly gets out Betty and whacks me in the knee)

Me: (falls) Y-yeah... great...

And finally, what do 6 and 8 have in common?

Me: Well... they're both random...

Mitch: I don't even know the guy that well...

List your favorite Youtubers in any order. (Round 2 of 5! I've discovered some more peeps...)

1. CaptainSparklez

2. SkyDoesMinecraft

3. chuggaaconroy

4. VanossGaming

5. Deadlox

6. DanTDM (a.k.a. The Diamond Minecart)

7. AmazingPhil

8. Markiplier

9. SMG4

10. The Jovenshire (or just Jovenshire)

1 wakes you up in the middle of the night.

Me: *opens eyes to see Jordan... then pinches self* Dude... what's up?

CaptainSparklez: I had this weird dream! Jerry was Ianite's truest and dearest follower instead of me! I didn't know what to say...

Me: No worries, my friend. You ventured to the Nether to get a freaking Wither Skeleton Skull for the lady. Could Jerry have pulled that off?

CaptainSparklez: I... guess not...

4 announces that they are going to marry 9 tomorrow.

Me: ... *snickers* And they're both Asian, too. I can see it. They're almost like twins in my book. And if that's racist, I'm sorry.

5 cooks you dinner.

Me: ...And it was pretty good, too. What?

Deadlox: With the special ingredient... of love.

9 makes fun of your friends.

SMG4: What a low retardedness tolerance your "friends" have. I am very disappoint...

Me: ...Yeah, but... my friends have dreams for solid futures! Tell me, huh? Where's your only friend going to get the money for a spaghetti-filled eternity of being naked and getting everyone into tough crap?

SMG4:... *sniff* Harsh...

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What does 6 do?

Dan: Quick! Into Trayaurus's time machine!

Me: ... Fine. Trayaurus, you'd better not-

Trayaurus: Hmph. (Shut up and get in the machine!)

Me and Dan: *gets in, ends up traveling back to 2011 Minecraft*

Dan: Ha... look at the gravel! It's all dirt-looking and stuff!

Me: Agh, the blocky lighting SICKENS me. Well, at least the killers are about 3 years younger and don't loathe me yet.

It's your birthday. What does 9 get you?

SMG4: I could have sworn you wanted a Sonic plushie of some sort...

Me: *daydreams of getting a Silver plushie*

SMG4: ...so I got you an Eggman!

Me: *chuckles* Cool! Still not Silver, though... There's always Christmas!

You're about to marry 10. How does 1 react?

CaptainSparklez: Aw, how cute! Wait...

Me: He's at least 20, and I'm 16, yeah. Story of why I try never to fall for Youtubers.

You get dumped by someone. How does 7 cheer you up?

Phil: Hey... I heard what you wanted for your birthday! *holds out Silver plushie*

Me: *screams fangirlishly* Thank you so much!! *blushes*

Phil: No problem! *blushes a bit as well*

You're competing in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

SMG4: Well... there's this weird mushroom Mario found...

Me: Dude... this is a science competition... get the * out of here with those!

You can't stop laughing. What does 1 do?

CaptainSparklez: Stop! It's not really funny at all...

Me: Huh?

CaptainSparklez: Nah, you're fine. *chuckles*

Me:...Way to violate my emotions like that...

1 is all you ever dreamt about. Why?

Me: Well... I can actually answer this legit. He's cute, he's just like me (calm in his rage and very perceptive)... He's cool.

2 tells you of their deeply hidden love for 9.

SkyDoesMinecraft: Woah, I never agreed to that! What's he do, Mario 64 crap? Actually, that's a cool game.

Will 7 and 8 ever kiss?

Phil: ...You're awesome, but...

Mark: No homo?

Phil: Not a bender.

Me: There's your other answer, Internet.

6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What's your reaction?

Me: I swear... I will tell your wife if you decide to pull another stunt like that with anyone. I'll tell her everything.

Dan: No! A-Alright! Fine!

Me: *secret "I lied" meme face* I would, but... really, what do I know?

You get a haircut and 7 can't stop staring at you.

Phil: Where do you get your hair done?

Me: Some place called "Fiesta." Why?

Phil: *has already been gone for 5 seconds*

8 thinks that they will never get a girlfriend. How do you comfort them?

Mark: I am ALL ALONE.

Me: Me too, brother. You, I'm surprised are single. Me... it almost seemed like destiny... *sighs sadly*

Mark: Naw, you're beautiful. :)

Me: Hey... Thanks!

9 is too shy to confess their feelings to you, so they do so via email. What is your reaction?

Me: *ponders nervously* Sorry... I'm not quite ready for a relationship with you yet... or a lifetime of a nude Mario...

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Me: ...I'm too tired to even. But WHAT THE-

Jovenshire: He plays Minecraft. He's awesome.

CaptainSparklez: Rachael, he practically JUMPED on me!

Me:... I'm too tired to even...

You notice 4 and 5 have been in a hotel room for more than a few hours. What do you think they're doing?

Me:... Private Minecraft lesson. Vanoss didn't know that a bed explodes in the Nether. Duh!

Would 5 trust 2?

Deadlox: Yep. Skylox.

Me: *whispers to CaptainSparklez* Dude, call Jerome. Let him down easy.

4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens?

Vanoss: *pokes Joven*

Jovenshire: OH, so it's a war you want, HUH?

3 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study do they pick?

Chuggaa and CaptainSparklez: We choose movie production!

6 and 3 cook something together. What would it be?

Dan: Sammich.

Chugga: Just like last time. *gets out bread, mayo, ham, and cheese*

7 and 9 apply for a job together. What is it?

Phil: Are you kidding? We work at Nintendo now!

SMG4: Spaghetti for everyone!

6 gives 8 a haircut.

Mark... Oh, dude...

Dan: What?

Mark: ...THIS IS MINECRAFT HAIR!!

Dan: I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Man, I need a life...

You catch 6 watching a video that 5 took earlier.

Me: It's called watching Youtube. Try it out.

Dan: This dude's got the moves!

Me:...That aside...

9 gets a daughter.

SMG4: More accurately, she's a baby Mario found in an alley.

Me: She's cute either way.

Baby: MAMA F*!

Me:...And you're the mommy, I presume?

What do 6 and 8 have in common?

Dan: We love Minecraft!

Mark: We're dudes...

Dan: Mark's got Tiny Box Tim. I have Dr. Trayaurus!

List your favorite Youtubers in any order. (Round 3 of 5!)

1. nigahiga

2. chuggaconroy

3. SMG4

4. Smooth McGroove

5. Mithzan

6. AmazingPhil

7. danisnotonfire

8. SomecallmeJohnny (I would've used The Super Gaming Bros, but this thing really only calls for one person at a time, huh?)

9. Markiplier

10. SkyDoesMinecraft

1 wakes you up in the middle of the night.

Me: Hey... Ryan? What're you doing here, buddy?

Ryan: TEEHEE! I'm... actually here to let you know that those cops outside-

Me: *looks out window and realizes there's cops outside*

Ryan: -aren't here for any real reason. We needed them for a skit.

Me: ...How the hell do you DO that?!

4 announces that they're going to marry 9 tomorrow.

Me: May your "Ba"s and "POOF"s be the most harmonious the world's ever seen. I now pronounce you man and Jesus.

5 cooks you dinner.

Me: *obvious mac n' cheese is obvious* Comfort food! Thanks, man!

9 makes fun of your friends.

Mark: Your puppies have not nearly the BORF power that my Chica does!

Me: I dunno... Lily (my friend Emily's a.k.a. Zombiegirl925's dog) is a ferocious BEAST...

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What does 6 do?

Phil: *freaking out* Uh... Sic a lion on them?

Me: *tosses a phone at Phil's face* CALL THE F*ING POLICE NOW!!!

It's your birthday. What does 9 get you?

Mark: Let's see... *leaves, comes back 10 minutes later with two presents, one small and one freakishly large*

Me: You... Y-You didn't have to-

Mark: I did. The lore- I-I mean, not at all! You deserve it!

Me: *is freakishly guilty now, therefore hesitating to open the presents. When I do, I find a Tiny Box Tim and a gaming computer* No way... No WAY, you really didn't... ah, whatever. Thank you so much! *cheers*

You're about to marry 10. How does 1 react?

Me: *dashes into changing room, rips off bridal gown, changes back into regular clothes and dashes out of the place, runs into Ryan*

Ryan: What's going on?!

Me: I dunno... I was kidnapped... and all of a sudden, I found myself on the aisle with Adam on the other side!

Ryan: ...Alright... Love doesn't have a number or anything...

Me: But it does have contracts. HE HAS A FAMILY. *whew* Glad I got out of there.

You get dumped by someone. How does 7 cheer you up?

Dan: Join me! Join me in my neverending cave of singledom and getting by!

Me: ...You're cheerful... *continues to cry*

You're competing in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Mark: *since this is a science competition, he's dashing around to all the builders and giving them tips*

Me: *holds up Subway bag* He also brought me food!

You can't stop laughing. What does 1 do?

Ryan: GREEN-BALL NINJUTSU!

Me: *proceeds to get hit in face by the infamous Green Ball*

1 is all you ever dreamt about. Why?

Me: *pretend-gushing* He's a ninja, a gangster, an emo, and a nerd all in one!

Ryan: *cringes* Those were so bad...

2 tells you of their deeply hidden love for 9.

Me: *dying of laughter* No way!

Emile: Shut up, he's beautiful!

Will 7 and 8 ever kiss?

Me: Probably not. *turning to them* They've never even met-

John: We did.

Dan: I took in all his American dreaminess.

Me: *head implodes* W-... *takes deep breath in* WHAT?!

6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What's your reaction?

Me: ...You never know people anymore.

You get a haircut and 7 can't stop staring at you.

Dan: How the hell did you LIVE with that before?

Me: *crying* This wasn't my decision, okay? It was either this or some arsonist burned our house down!

8 thinks that they will never get a girlfriend. How do you comfort them?

Me: I think you'll find your one someday.

John: I don't think so. I just rant about video games.

Me: You're probably the most professional gaming ranter I've ever seen. *leans closer* Some girls like a bit of intellect in their guy's passions. And besides, you're sweet, you're smart...

John: *shifts a bit*

Me: *jumps back* Sorry... but I'm willing to bet at least one female subscriber of yours is just dying to meet you.

John: *smiles* Thanks...

Me: *pats his shoulder* No prob, dude. *leaves* Plot twist, that subscriber is someone other than me!

9 is too shy to confess their feelings to you, so they do so via email. What's your reaction?

Me: *reading the email on a public train* I-I... This is the sort of thing that dreams are made of...

Mark: *just so happens to be on that same train, is EXTREMELY shy for obvious reasons*

Me: *looks at him, realizes he's not quite ready to talk yet* I'm just afraid I wouldn't be able to live up to what you've done for us all. I'm no saint, and you're one in gold. *sighs* Well... if he chose me, it must have been for a reason... *gets up and walks over to him*

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Me: ...You have a WIFE and CHILD... *runs away* I WILL NOT BEAR WITNESS TO SUCH A DOWNFALL!

You notice 4 and 5 have been in a hotel room for more than a few hours. What do you think they're doing?

Me: ...Vocal lessons? Something tells me Max could be a great singer if he worked at it.

Would 5 trust 2?

Me: Probably not. Seeing as they've never net.

Max: Yeah, but if I did meet him, could I trust him? *holding train ticket* Come ON, I'm meeting the guy for a collab!

Me: SERIOUSLY?!... No. And only because of his pun complex. You'll punch him more in one night than you punched everyone in the offices combined.

4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens?

Adam: I'll BA your face in!!

3 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study do they pick?

Ryan: Let's see... I'm majoring in film, with martial arts on the side. And... *looks over to Luke*

Luke: *shoveling golden spaghetti into his mouth*

Ryan: ...I think chemistry?

6 and 3 cook something together. What would it be?

Both: Spaghetti! *holds golden spaghetti out to me*

7 and 9 apply for a job together. What is it?

Dan: We're fake moustache salesman. At least the artificial hairs on these moustaches can distract me from the ever impending doom of the world...

Mark: ...In short, I've already asked the manager to talk to him. Moustaches are about SPIRIT, dammit!

6 gives 8 a haircut.

Me: *laughing*

John: Just swipe my head with the scissors and you can say you did something.

Phil: YOU'VE GOT NO HAIR TO CUT!

You catch 6 watching a video that 5 took earlier.

Phil: It's called peer-editing. They teach you that in American schools?

Me: Forced to eat it sometimes.

9 gets a daughter.

Me (10 years in the future, holding said daughter) Being a mother would be awful, I said... but this twerp's just the cutest little twerp. I'll give it that.

What do 6 and 8 have in common?

Me: I know they like video games... but I think that's about it. They'd both be in for a rough time when someone puts Matt in a Chao garden, I suppose.

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T have a huge crush on Markiplier. I was just going along with the story.

List your favorite Youtubers in any order. (Round 4 of 5! New year, new list!)

1. Lost Pause

2. SomecallmeJohnny

3. Markiplier

4. Smooth McGroove

5. danisnotonfire

6. lucahjin

7. MatthewSantoro

8. nigahiga

9. AmazingPhil

10. SMG4

1 wakes you up in the middle of the night.

Me: ...Okay, half of me is freaking out because one of my favorite YouTubers came from wherever-the-hell to my ghetto, small town and my bedroom... but Noble...

Noble: Okay... you're not going to believe me, I know it... Okay... Zombie neko-girls and falling from the sky, and you're the only one who can defeat them. *holds up super-revealing armor thing* And this is the only way you won't die from them.

Me: ...Dude, it's, like... three in the morning...

4 announces that they are going to marry 9 tomorrow.

Me: By all means, have my blessing! Love is love!

5 cooks you dinner.

Dan: *hands me some of his cereal and a jug of milk*

Me: ...First off, I'm lactose-intolerant. Severely. And also, you don't even like Phil touching your cereal. What are you doing giving it to me?

Dan: You know I can't cook for crap!

Me: YOU MAKE ANNUAL COOKING VIDEOS WITH AMAZING CRAP!

Dan: Don't talk about Phil like that!

Me: *laughs, realizing what I said*

Phil: *around corner, pouting*

9 makes fun of your friends.

Phil: BE PRODUCTIVE.

Me: ...I... yeah, guys. Seriously.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What does 6 do?

Lucah: *calling the police*

Me: Figures.

It's your birthday. What does 9 get you?

Me: *opens it* Holy crumpets, it's a camera!

Phil: Now, you may be a part of our world!

Me: *smiles at him* Thank you, buddy.

You're about to marry 10. How does 1 react?

Noble: Aww, you guys are cute.

Me: I... *looks down at wedding dress, looks at sky* Did I even get to date the freakin' dude first?

You get dumped by someone. How does 7 cheer you up?

Me: Figures. I'm too much of a mess for my imaginary friends. What said I'd be any better for reality?

Matthew: You're one of... well, everyone. You're also the only you that exists. That guy didn't appreciate ya.

Me: ...Thanks, Matt. Er... I thought you would've moved to LA by now. What are you doing up here? In MY dorm room?

My roommate: *looking at us strangely, wondering the same thing*

(I assume my first breakup will take place in college.)

You're competing in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Phil: First off, food! *holds up Subway bag* Ham only, with spinach, pickles, and mayo on the side!

Me: ...D-Dude...

Everyone else, including our coach: *either staring at us or laughing*

Phil: W-What? I pay attention. Dan doesn't, clearly.

Me: Look, I'm sorry about the whole "Amazing crap" thing. I didn't mean for it to... *looks at clock* Crap, I have an event to get to! *grabs pencil* See ya!

You can't stop laughing. What does 1 do?

Noble: Anime tiddies.

Me: *calms down*

Noble: I don't get it. That's supposed to be comedy gold. YOUTUBE LIED TO ME!!

1 is all you ever dreamt about. Why?

Me: He ended up by my bedside. Why the hell doesn't he have the ability to hop into my dream bubble while he's at it?

2 tells you of their deeply hidden love for 9.

Me: Phil... he's kissed Dan before.

Phil: He HAS?!

John: Why'd you have to sabotage my chance like that?!

Me: FRICK ME! I'm sorry! It's just like me...

Will 7 and 8 ever kiss?

Me: Doubt it. They'll live closer together, but... nah. Unless an I Dare You goes awry.

6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What is your reaction?

Me: It's strange. She seems like such a sweetheart... but at the same time, I wouldn't doubt it.

You get a haircut and 7 can't stop staring at you.

Me: I've wanted these bangs for a long time... Oh, hi, Matt!

Matt: ...How do you get MORE hair after a haircut?!

Me: Good question.

8 thinks that they will never get a girlfriend. How do you comfort them?

Me: I thought you just didn't WANT one...

Ryan: That was never it. I... was just too scared to go out and find one...

Me: Not that this would be the BEST decision... but you could literally go into the comments on any of your videos and find someone within three seconds. You're hot. You're a girl magnet. Freakin' seriously.

Ryan: But... that's not...

Me: I know. Just saying you're loved. Take one step outward, and it'll be easy. You're blessed.

9 is too shy to confess their feelings for you, so they tell you via email. What is your reaction?

Me: ...I'd totally give you a chance... IF YOU WEREN'T ACROSS THE SEA. *head hits keyboard* Besides... what if this is a joke? A dare? Yep, that's it. Gotta be.

You spot 10 kissing 1. What is your reaction?

Me: AAAND I've been cheated on. Like I said, I should've dated Luke before MARRYING HIM!

You notice 4 and 5 have been in a hotel room for more than a few hours. What do you think they're doing?

Me: Probably surfing the web or editing videos, awkwardly wondering whether to say something.

Would 5 trust 2?

Me: Probably not, after John's love for Phil and everything.

4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens?

Smooth: *poke*

Luke: *glares*

It just goes on like this, the glares getting slightly more intense every time.*

3 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study do they pick?

Me: I don't know if Noble went to college. I'd say cinematography, though.

6 and 3 cook something together. What would it be?

Lucah: TACOS!!

Mark: ...Sure, yeah...

7 and 9 apply for a job together. What is it?

Me: I feel like they'd make interesting librarians.

Matthew: *points to Phil, who's just toppled an entire row of bookshelves*

Me: ...Welp... Is he okay?

6 give 8 a haircut.

Ryan: Yoo, thanks, lady! (his hair's really short now)

Lucah: No prob!

You catch 6 watching a video that 5 took earlier.

Me: It's called Youtube.

Lucah: And that existential crisis could be moved a little to the right...

9 gets a daughter.

Me: We went over this last time. I ended up with him, and he's loyal, isn't he? *holds up daughter* This is Yasmin.

And finally, what do 6 and 8 have in common?

Me: Note their both holding bags from "Mexican food" places.

Ryan: *holding a Chipotle bag*

Lucah: *holding a Taco Bell bag*

Me: I feel like this bonding should go seamlessly. GO.

List your favorite Youtubers in any order. (Round 5 of 5! After this, should I delete them and start over to prevent my profile from growing too long? Or preserve them for the memories?)

1. AmazingPhil

2. Charriii5

3. chuggaconroy

4. Daniel Howell

5. ProZD

6. shane

7. SMG4

8. SomecallmeJohnny

9. ...Let's shake it up... Smooth McGroove

10. Markiplier

1 wakes you up in the middle of the night.

Me: Ugh... (Whatever that was, it woke me at a bad time. I feel sick.) What the hell? *hears noise from under my bed, looks* ...Phil, what are you doing under my bed? (That's a sentence I never thought I'd hear myself say...)

Phil: Our van crashed and burned. It's cold out. We needed a place to stay, and a bunch of police came after us, and we all had to split ways and I ended up here while you were in the bathroom.

Me: ...Well... Know anything about chemistry? My final's tomorrow.

4 announces they are going to marry 9 tomorrow.

Me: Hey, good for them! Kinda destroys the Phan dreams that literally everyone had, though. Wonder if the world'll still be intact tomorrow.

5 cooks you dinner.

Me: ...I can't have instant noodles. I told you this.

ProZD: Okay...

Me: And... what's this? You literally put cups of it all around me.

ProZD: Come on, they send me too much of this stuff!

Me: I'm leaving.

9 makes fun of your friends.

Me: Hey, they're going to college! They're doing things with their lives!

Smooth: But can they sing?

Me: ...They refuse. Touche.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What does 6 do?

Shane: Should I, like, call the police?

Me: YES!

Shane: *freaking out*

Ryland and I take one look of dismay at each other. He calls the police.*

It's your birthday. What does 9 get you?

Me: A... microphone?

Smooth: I've heard you sing. You need that thing.

Me: *blushing a bit* Thanks...

You're about to marry 10. How does 1 react?

Me: Phil, you're the only other one who has no idea what's happened here. Mark HAS A GIRLFRIEND. We've NEVER MET.

Phil: And you're about to meet him at the other end of the aisle. Okay, let's recount what happened. That strange portal opened up in your dorm room...

Me: (You're kidding me...) That's it.

You get dumped by someone. How does 7 cheer you up?

SMG4: Mario goes crazy for this stuff. *holds out a plate of spaghetti*

Me: *shakes head, on verge of tears*

SMG4: *puts gold mushroom into it, making it gold* How about now?

Me: NO! *starts bawling*

SMG4: *leaves, returns with Fishy Boopkins*

Fishy: Oh no! D-Don't cry... He was never... worth it...

Me: *something about his voice makes me giggle*

SMG4: *facepalm*

You're competing in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Me: Ham slim, no cheese, mayo on the side, and some white rice! This is perfect! How'd you know?

Smooth: Well, you're pretty open about what you like. It's not like you eat all that much else.

Me: True.

You can't stop laughing. What does 1 do?

Phil: I'm sorry I had to do this, Rachael... *holds cheese closer and closer to my laughing mouth*

Me: *notices, laughter turns to screams* GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!

Phil: Nailed it.

1 is all you've ever dreamt about. Why?

Me: Here, I leave you with only one comment. I always dream about cute English men I could never meet. First, Professor Layton... now Phil, apparently...

2 tells you of their deeply hidden love for 9.

Me: I legit wish I could help you, man, but... I don't know if he has someone already, or... Wait! He has a gaming channel, I think! Maybe ask him to collab!

Will 7 and 8 ever kiss?

Me: Probably not. Not even if John gets himself as wasted as he did that one time over Mario Party.

6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What is your reaction?

Me: I'm... not surprised.

Ryland: HOW'S THAT SUPPOSED TO HELP?!

You get a haircut and 7 can't stop staring at you.

SMG4: You need to get that changed. I'm sorry. It looks too much like spaghetti. Mario's gonna be raping your head if you don't do something.

8 thinks that they will never get a girlfriend. How do you comfort them?

Me: I feel like we've been over this before...

John: It's been at least another year, and... just... I don't think anyone's finding it in me.

Me: *sighs, facepalms* ...Maybe cosplay at a con? Join a dating site? I know a beautiful couple that met through Tinder.

John: Ew, never.

Me: ...Come on, there's gotta be SOMEBODY. You're a freakin' gentleman, but at the same time, you've got a sense of humor!

John: ...You think that?

Me: Yuperino.

John: ...

9 is too shy to confess their feelings to you, so they do so via email. What is your reaction?

Me: *still, red as a tomato* But... HOW far away do you live? And HOW old are you?

You spot 10 kissing 1. What is your reaction?

Phil: RACHAEL, HELP!

Me: *tries to pull Mark off of Phil* Okay, Phil, we gotta get the hell out of here.

Mark: COME HERE, SWEETIE!

Phil: *shrieks*

You notice 4 and 5 have been in a hotel room for more than a few hours. What do you think they're doing?

Me: I dunno. They could be sleeping.

Anne-Marie and Phil both approach me*

Anne-Marie: Hey, have you seen Sungwon?

Phil: Dan's lost, too.

Me: *eyes widened, I put my ear to the door*

Would 5 trust 2?

Me: I hope so. That collab would be AMAZING.

4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens?

Mark: *gets off of Phil, turns around and eyes Dan*

Dan: MAKE A RUN FOR IT! *dashes away, Mark following close behind*

Phil: I want to ask how he got here, but-

Me: We just need to go find that portal.

3 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study do they pick?

Chugga: ...Do I know you?

Phil: Nope.

Chugga: Well, I could get a MASTER'S in film.

Phil: I'm undecided. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DECIDE!

6 and 3 cook something together. What would it be?

Shane: ...We could make some pizza or something.

Chugga: That actually sounds real good.

7 and 9 apply for a job together. What is it?

Smooth: We're both voice actors for Nintendo. How did that work out?

6 gives 8 a haircut.

Shane: What the hell am I supposed to do with this? Wait, actually, I have an idea... *finds wig, puts it on John*

John: NO, THE CHAFING! *throws wig off*

You catch 6 watching a video that 5 took earlier.

Shane: ...See, I'm no gamer, so I don't get any of this guy's humor.

Me: Not all of it's gaming. There's anime-

Shane: Nope.

Me: ...A man fighting the sun?

Shane: ...

9 gets a daughter.

Me: And I'd probably never find out. Because he'd probably never speak with me again.

And finally, what do 6 and 8 have in common?

Shane: Our hairlines are receding, and we're both fat.

John: 'EY! This gut is my pride and joy, alright?

From the same person's profile, there's a series of questions, and... quite honestly, I just feel like answering them and posting them on my profile. Don't hate. This will be updated every time I update my profile for some other reason.

1. Have you ever been asked out?

...Yeah, actually!

2. Where did you get your default picture?

Drew it up meself!

3. What's your middle name?

Fury. Literally, my middle name is Fury. Jealous yet?

4. Your current relationship status?

Single, and probably will be forever. I'm picky as all get out, and I don't regret it.

5. Does your crush like you?

It's either that he doesn't know me or doesn't exist.

6. What is your current mood?

I dunno. Nervous, but also hopeful; just did my first livestream!

7. What color shirt are you wearing?

Black.

8. Missing something?

Health (mental and otherwise) and sleep.

9. If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

I'd have applied for a single room in the first place rather than putting up with two bitchy suitemates. Long story.

10. If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

To be honest, I'd be some kind of bird. Maybe by experiencing flying for myself, I could help science advance toward wings for humans!

11. Ever had a near-death experience?

I think I've almost drowned twice... but I may be exaggerating. I've also been in a pickup truck that slid off of a busy highway! And does gallbladder surgery count?

12. Something you do a lot?

Dream. I do many things, but they all reflect my dreams.

13. The song stuck in your head?

America Online by The Midnight. I'm more ADDICTED to it right now.

14. Who did you copy and paste this from?

Nah, I just copied it. From DragonZeus1. Cool guy.

15. Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

It's hard to believe, but I have the same birthday as Simon Helberg... Howard from The Big Bang Theory!

16. When was the last time you cried?

Out of laughter? I do it so often, I don't keep track. Out of distress? Mid-April. Someone fucked with my emotions.

17. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Many times.

18. If you could have one super power, what would it be?

Probably the power to fly via psychic levitation.

19. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?

Probably their confidence, or how outgoing they are.

20. What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Venti mocha Frappucino if I want caffeine, and a venti vanilla bean Frappucino if I either don't want caffeine or really want vanilla.

21. What's your biggest secret?

Possible fetish.

22. Favorite color?

Black, dude!

23. Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Spongebob. I have to be EXTREMELY bored or run out of things to do to watch any other kiddie show... Wait, can you call Spongebob a kiddie show?

24. What are you?

Just an autistic hopeless romantic who hides a lot under her skin, including selective paranoia. She's open to the right new friends and has a lot of potential, in her opinion.

25. Do you speak any other language?

...Basic Spanish. Like "Yo tengo cuatro mascotas." and "Yo soy loco."

26. What's your favorite smell?

Freshly-washed clothing, and my freshly-washed baby blanket. The smell of a hospital's pretty cool, too...

27. Describe your life in one word.

Dreams.

28. Have you ever kissed in the rain?

I have yet to KISS.

29. What are you thinking about right now?

I just did my first livestream, holy crap! And... should I go to bed or not? Nah.

30. What should you be doing?

Finding psychology-related experience. A lot. Shut up about that.

31. Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

My niece.

32. Do you like working in the yard?

Like it? I HATE it and being in the sun PERIOD! I'm led to believe I'm part vampire, except I've never had a craving for or liked the taste of a decent amount of blood.

33. If you could have any last name in the world, what could it be?

I like mine, but if I had to change it, I'd go with Rush.

34. Who last made you cry?

Some bitch who tried to convince me they liked me back even while EXPLICITLY talking about liking another girl. To their other friends. In front of me. With their back turned to me.

YOUR REAL NAME: Rachael

YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name "izzle"): Racizzle (o.O Well...)

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fav color and fav animal): Black Cat (SWEET!)

YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Uhlrasby (Hmm... neat)

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Soda (Rather badass, if you ask me.)

YOUR ARAB NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name): Alfacay

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother's middle name): Kay

Here's a collection of poetic ramblings that I've come up with over the years! INSIGHT AWAAAY!

"Think of true and undying love... the love that only soulmates have... as a windshield. Any breakups or stumbling blocks they ever have are like pebbles that make cracks in the windshield. But the windshield is still a windshield, isn't it? And the cracks will usually be fixed by an adhesive (unless it turned out to be a boulder instead of a pebble). It both fixes the cracks and strengthens the glass. The adhesive? That and the glass itself are the true and undying love that only soulmates can have for each other. Others aren't as fortunate. Their "love" is simply a window. Their "love" forms breakups into huge boulders rather than pebbles. Therefore, just one can ruin everything. Windshields are thicker, too!" -Rachael, 1-11-15 (a.k.a. yours truly! I feel like a genius at the moment!)

"You know how they say that opposites attract? It happens EXACTLY how it does when a magnet picks something up. Get that scene in your mind... and then, consider this. When a magnet and an opposite force come together, it's either for a quick little experiment or to hold something for another person. Like car keys on a wall magnet, for instance. The owner of the keys is going to want the keys back, right? All I'm getting at here is that eventually, someone will pull the keys from the magnet. Face it, sister/brother: Other people like to pull opposing forces apart at some point. Other people will try to destroy the relationship opposing forces can have. Truly think you're in love with an opposite force? Be the next scientific scare; fight back. Stick together for the rest of time." -Rachael, 6-21-15

"If you ever say that some crazy invention doesn't exist, you are a f*ing liar. ANYTHING is existent; it's just that it's in pieces that are scattered all over the place. We, as humanity, are merely stupid enough to keep it that way at the moment." -Rachael, 6-25-15

"Crushes are like fireworks. You're super nervous to get near them for fear that you'll be hurt. However, with courage, if you light them right, you can watch as they fly sky-high and sparkle, for either others or yourself to see." -Rachael, 7-4-15

"Life is a canvas. Getting broken is like someone flinging a huge black paintball onto your canvas. Artists can tell you firsthand... You can't just immediately paint over black. It mixes in. Consumes it. Nullifies it. You gotta give time for the paint to dry. Once the paint dries, you can paint over it without a problem. But under the new paint, the black will always remain. That's what's known as the 'I'm fine' lie." - Rachael, 9-5-15

"Art really is the purest thing out there. The scenery around us is an infinite mixture of all the colors out there, but paintings usually only have a few hundred. When someone speaks, they're using hundreds of pitches, while when you hear music, you're hearing only about 70, unchanged and unwavering for as long as they were assigned to remain. If there's a texture that you think exists, it probably does, but sculptures are crafted of raw material and are usually smooth to the touch. And finally, in our everyday lives, we're usually forced to conceal our feelings within a glass jar in our hearts... but through art, these emotions are finally able to escape. No lies. No deception. Just everything that you knew life to be composed of." -Rachael, 9-10-15

"Humans are strange. We have sex with each other, but make it a must that what's supposed to result from it DOESN'T. That's like opening the wrapper to a candy bar, but throwing out the candy and eating the wrapper." -Rachael, 10-18-15

"If you ever need an accurate allegory of what love looks like, observe a pack of ducks. Sometimes, you see a male and a female swim calmly by each other's sides without a care in the world. It's like they could do that forever. But sometimes, if you look hard enough, one or two males are impregnating a female, then just fly away. But how do you know who will do what? Unfortunately, you don't. Because everyone looks the same. The sweetest-looking one could use you for three children and never be seen again. The meanest-looking one could end up swimming with you, and you alone, until he takes his final breath. It's really an observe-and-hope world. Such is life." -Rachael, 2-22-16

"And some may think that I'm weak for needing someone to be happy with me. But here's the thing. That 'I love you' doesn't just tell me I'm a great person. It tells me that I'm not wasting his time. Those smiles don't just tell me that I'm beautiful. In actuality, they tell me that he actually wouldn't rather be anywhere else. Hearing him laugh doesn't just tell me that I'm fun, but that he's happy. I'm not overly dependent. I just tend to put myself last. I need the reassurance not because I need the self-esteem boost, but because I need to know that I'm not holding him back. I don't want anyone to ever lie to me about it. If you end up by my side someday, the last thing you can ever do is lie to me, okay? Not even the realization that I'm not great could crush my heart harder than the realization that someone I've had by my side wasn't happy because of it." -Rachael, 2-27-16

"At this point, being asked where I want to go after high school is still like that scene from The Matrix... "red pill, blue pill"... except I'm being offered an entire freakin' PHARMACY." -Rachael, sometime in May of 2016

"I'd rather stand on a huge and sturdy pillar over a pit of lava than a tiny and rickety pillar over a pit of water. Then again, if water is lies and lava is the truth... seas usually lie over lava and cool it into rock, effectively hiding It like it was never there... that really explains our society, doesn't it? Then you have volcanoes, which represent when the truth just comes spewing out. That usually burns homes and kills people though, doesn't it? *sigh* We suck." -Rachael, 6-26-16

"Eureka! When someone has the qualities that you also have, but normally won't show... and when this person encourages you to embrace these qualities and let them come out... and when you enjoy that... THAT'S what it means for someone to be your other half. They're that other half of you that you never really felt before." Rachael, 7-9-16

"There needs to be an Olympiad for everything mental: the arts and the sciences, for instance. Yes, there are art competitions. Yes, there are science fairs. But all the competitions that there already are are both separated and far overshadowed. The way I see it, the Olympic Games we all know and love are only to show off the arts of violence. Shooting things, running from things, throwing stuff at things, doing seductive dances... What if there was a famous and televised Olympiad for coming up with solutions, expressing ourselves, and designing for the sake of a better world?" -Rachael, 8-21-16

"With true love, you are in love with one person. That one person gives you a steady (better yet, steadily growing) supply of happiness. You are assured that every single day, you will be guaranteed happiness no matter what. Every day, you are loved. Everything... is stable. True love brings stability to the life, and that is part of what makes it so great. You're somehow always assured that everything is alright. Part of why being in love feels amazing." -Rachael, 2-27-17

"I made the point that many see pursuing companionship as an act of weakness. I knew this wasn't necessarily true. There is such a thing as being too reliant, and that is weakness. However, I couldn't think of an argument for companionship's strength. Until now. Companionship is perhaps the strongest feat you can achieve. You can rely on yourself, sure... but you have total control of yourself. You know yourself, you can discipline yourself, and you can keep in time with yourself. You will be your ally. However... companionship is perhaps the hardest thing in this world to maintain. Physical things... you just pick them up, and they're yours. Companions, though, are complex. You must have the strength to treat them with respect. You must have the intelligence to tell them the proper things, and to glean the proper things from them. You must have the power to stay on the same page. Other people are, perhaps, the most complicated puzzle this reality has to offer. I'd say you have a considerable amount of strength if you are able to solve them and make them work in your favor. It's also damn hard work to be careful with their trust." -Rachael, 3-10-17

"And so, I found myself in this quandary that I knew all too well: Heart, you've got your eyes on a taken man. He may be single, but that one piece of evidence speaks volumes that the fact is a ripple in destiny. You've certainly got no place there, even if literally any other living being does. Same old story. You should be used to this by now. And I'm trying to go to sleep tonight, and what do I find? You're still in school, and I've caught your mischief red-chambered (so to speak), and I've given you the punishment of writing an eternal script of the same sentence: "I will forget this man existed." And what do I walk in here to find? That you've got volumes stacking up by the shelf, but every sentence you've written is unique, and absolutely anything but what I've told you. From reasoning to denial to refusal to give in... you've written literally everything in stone except for the one statement I know is right. My mind knows it, my soul's been poisoned, and my spirit is crumbling under the pressure... but you are just one hunk of denial sauce, aren't you?" -Rachael, 7-16-17 (Some random blurb I came up with that I might use in a book)

"You've flipped my world upside down, in a good way. No, a wonderful way. ...No, you know what you've done? When I felt like my time was running out, you picked up the hourglass, turned it over, and renewed me." -Rachael, 6-4-18

"I'm gifted... just like everyone else." -Rachael, 6-27-16

"Actually, I don't hope you see yourself the way I see you. That'd make you the ultimate narcissist." -Rachael (unless someone else coined this first, I wouldn't doubt it), 8-9-18

"You have no idea how much you mean to me. Well, I guess nobody could ever hope to comprehend everything." -Rachael, 8-11-18

"So I gave [so and so] a plan that would kill two birds with one stone. I didn't know [they were] a fucking pacifist." -Rachael, 12-2-18

"The human heart is a pushover. Don't try to say you love me if all I'm doing is making your heart dance. So my eyes are pretty. They can't see into the future, and neither can yours. So my voice is enchanting. You know how you listen to a new favorite song over and over until you're, you know, sick of it? So my hair swirls in the air in such a way that it turns you on or something. Eventually, that's going to grow, dry out, and have to be cut, not to mention that it'll all turn white someday. But you know what'll never change or grow old? 2's being the sum of 1 1. That's embedded in your mind for good. Once our dying together, being wed, and all that shit they tell you not to think about makes just as much sense as kindergarten mathematics, once your mind sees it as simple logic... then you've got the kind of love I'm dying for." -Rachael, 1-9-19

"I come across some logic puzzles sometimes and go completely blank. Any ideas I have are all the wrong ones, and I can't think of the right answer. I'm stumped. But clearly, somebody somewhere has solved this easily. Other times, the answers in mysteries are complete news to me when they come to other people way beforehand. These things make me feel dumb. But... it was my brain that told me you were the one. And I trusted it. And here I am. I guess I can't be that dumb." -Rachael, 1-29-19

"As a kid, or someone like me who's forced to isolate herself, you learn you're going to a baseball game and get all excited. It's a new experience, and everything's all fun and exciting. Much like romance. But as you go more and more, that excitement will inevitably wear off. You know the drill... and that's okay. In fact, that familiarity is part of why you go. It may not be new and exciting, or even remotely fresh, but you still go to unwind. It becomes a part of you. You're guaranteed to be happy no matter what else happened to you that day. You love it. It becomes a distinct part of your life, and will always have a place in your heart. And if it was taken away... say, if the stadium was destroyed or if the team disbanded... yeah, you could keep going; it's not like you counted on them for you to be happy at all... but that part of you will be ripped from your heart, breaking it, and you will hurt. You'll hurt, and your life will never be the same. You'll live it, and eventually, you'll learn a new route... but nothing will ever be the same, for better or for worse. Much like love." -Rachael, 6-13-19