To all members of FanFiction,

I'm Agent Phil Coulson of the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division. I will be monitoring this website, in particular the Avengers section, to make sure no sensitive or confidential information was leaked to the masses, such as my so-called death.

We aim to stop the slander of the Avengers, and the insinuations (or out right statements), of relationships between members of the Initiative. As far as I know, only two members of the Initiative are in a relationship with each other, and they value their privacy. We would also wish to remind you that these men, and women, that you are writing about are, in most part, extremely dangerous and accomplished fighters. So if you are to post something that would anger one of these men or women, please remember the consequences.

I am assisted by a couple other agents, who shall remain anonymous. However, if you are being harassed by a certain feathered man, do not hesitate to contact me. I will not interfere in your stories, unless you have made a grievous factual error, or your stories contains confidential information. If so, expect to hear from me promptly.

Signed,

Agent Phil Coulson