NAME: You Wish

ABOUT ME: I love to read, write, and draw. My friends think I read to much, and my family thinks I am crazy. I do not read to much, I read the perfect amount, thank you very much, I have no excuse for the crazy accusation whoever. I am in eight grade, and live in a small place where there are about 350 students, so yeah. I have a teacher that hates me. A lot. It might be because I told her to call my mom and always ignored her when she told me to spit out my gum, but that's beside the point.

My favorite books are Twilight, Harry Potter, Series of Unfortunate Events

Favorite Movies: Harry Potter, Meet the Robinsons, Camp Rock, The Dark Night, Cheetah Girls, and High School Musical

Favorite Anime/manga: Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, Avatar: the last air bender, Ouran High School Host Club, Inuyasha

FAV HARRY POTTER PAIRINGS:

Remus/Tonks

Ginny/Harry

Ron/Hermione

Sirius/Oc

James/Lily

FAV CAMP ROCK PAIRINGS:

Ella/Jason

Mitchie/ Shane

Caitlyn/ Nate

I could keep writing but, I already have a lot of other things on this profile.

WARNING: LONG PROFILE! NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!

Favorite Harry Potter Quotes and Excerpts

"Well I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. "What do you think that means?" "Probably that you are going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry

"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..." - Harry

"...From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die ,Ron , die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." - Ron

"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy." - Ron

"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."

"You know your mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face - like she's got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her?"

"Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"

Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.

Dudley looked a lot like Uncle Vernon. He had a large pink face, not much neck, small watery blue eyes, and thick blonde hair that lay smoothly on his thick, fat head. Aunt Petunia often said that Dudley looked like a baby angel. Harry often said that Dudley looked like a pig in a wig.

Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"So-after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating-"
"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall.
"I mean, after that open and revolting foul-"
"Jordan, I'm warning you-"
"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure..."

"They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall," Dudley told Harry. "Want to come upstairs and practice?"
"No, thanks," said Harry. "The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it — it might be sick."

"You haven't got a letter on yours", George observed. "I suppose she Mrs.Weasley thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."

"Sir — Professor Dumbledore? Can I ask you something?"
"Obviously, you’ve just done so," Dumbledore smiled. “You may ask me one more thing, however."
"What do you see when you look in the mirror?"
"I? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks."
Harry stared.
"One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books."

"And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?" Harry
"Throw it away and punch him in the nose," suggested Ron.

"So you mean the Stone's only safe as long as Quirrell stands up to Snape?" said Hermione in alarm.
"It'll be gone by next Tuesday," said Ron.

"So you mean the Stone's only safe as long as Quirrell stands up to Snape?" said Hermione in alarm.
"It'll be gone by next Tuesday," said Ron.

Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, Harry told the other two about Snape's sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee.
"Don't play," said Hermione at once.
"Say you're ill," said Ron.
"Pretend to break your leg," Hermione suggested.
"Really break your leg," said Ron.

Harry learned quickly not to feel to sorry for the gnomes. He decided to just drop the first one just over the hedge, but the gnome, sensing weakness, sank his razor sharp teeth into Harry's finger and he had a hard job shaking it off until -
"Wow, Harry - that must have been fifty feet!"

“If you think I’m going to let six people risk their lives - !”
“ – because it’s the first time for all of us,” said Ron.
“This is different, pretending to be me – ”
“Well, none of us really fancy it, Harry,” said Fred earnestly. “Imagine if something went wrong and we were stuck as specky, scrawny gits forever.”

“Do ghouls normally wear pajamas?”
“No,” said Ron. “Nor have they usually got red hair or that number of pustles.”
Harry contemplated the thing, slightly revolted. It was human in shape and size, and was wearing what, now that Harry’s eyes became used to the darkness, was clearly an old pair of Ron’s pajamas. He was also sure that ghouls were generally rather slimy and bald, rather than distinctly hairy and covered in angry purple blisters.
“He’s me, see?” said Ron.
“No,” said Harry. “I don’t.”

“Seventeen, eh!” said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred.
“Six years to the day we met, Harry, d’yeh remember it?”
“Vaguely,” said Harry, grinning up at him. “Didn’t you smash down the front door, give Dudley a pig’s tail, and tell me I was a wizard?”
“I forge’ the details,” Hagrid chortled.

“And as for this book,” said Hermione, “The Tales of Beedle the Bard … I’ve never even heard of them!”
“You’ve never heard of The Tales of Beetle the Bard?” said Ron incredulously. “You’re kidding, right?
“No, I’m not!” said Hermione in surprise. “Do you know them, then?”
“Well, of course I do!”
Harry looked up, diverted. The circumstance of Ron having read a book that Hermione had not was unprecedented.
Lots of quotes and other funny things

The real Harry thought that this might just be the most bizarre thing he had ever seen, and he had seen some extremely odd things. He watched as his six doppelgangers rummaged in the sacks, pulling out sets of clothes, putting on glasses, stuffing their own things away. He felt like asking them to show a little more respect for his privacy as they all began stripping off with impunity, clearly much more at ease with displaying his body than they would have been with their own.
"I knew Ginny was lying about that tattoo," said Ron , looking down at his bare chest.

"So that's little Scorpius,"said Ron under his breath. "Make sure you beat him in every test Rosie.Thank God you inherited your mother's brains."
"Ron for heaven's sake,"said Hermione, half stern, half amused. "Don't try to turn them against each other before they've even started school!"
"You're right, sorry," said Ron. But unable to help himself, he added "Don't get too friendly with him, though Rosie. Granddad Weasley would never forgive you if you married a pure blood."

"There was the sound of pattering feet, a blaze of shining copper, an echoing clang, and a shriek of agony: Kreacher had taken a run at Mundungus and hit him over the head with a saucepan.
"Call 'im off, call 'im off, 'e should be locked up!" screamed Mundungus, cowering as Kreacher raised the heavy-bottomed pan again.
"Kreacher, no!" Shouted Harry.
Kreacher's thin arms trembled with the weight of the pan, still held aloft. "Perhaps just one more, Master Harry, for luck?"
Ron laughed.
"We need him conscious, Kreacher, but if he needs persuading you can do the honors," said Harry.
"Thank you very much, Master."

"There was a clatter as the basilisk fangs cascaded out of Hermione's arms. Running at Ron, she flung them around his neck and kissed him full on the mouth. Ron threw away the fangs and broomstick he was holding and responded with such enthusiasm that he lifted Hermione off her feet.
"Is this the moment?" Harry asked weakly, and the when nothing happened except that Ron and Hermione gripped each other still more firmly and swayed on the spot, he raised his voice. "OI! There's a war going on here!"
Ron and Hermione broke apart, their arms still around each other.
"I know mate," said Ron who looked as though he had recently been hit on the back of the head with a bludger, "so it's now or never, isn't it?"

"Teddy's back there," James said breathlessly, pointing back over his shoulder into the billowing clouds of steam. "Just seen him! And guess what he's doing? Snogging Victoire!"
He gazed up at the adults, evidently disappointed by the lack of reaction.
"Our Teddy! Teddy Lupin! Snogging our Victoire! Our cousin! And I asked Teddy what he was doing--"
"You interrupted them?" said Ginny. "You are so like Ron--"

"Our Headmaster is taking a short break," said Professor McGonagall, pointing at the Snape-shaped hole in the window.

"Rubeus Hagrid . well-known gamekeeper at Hogwarts School, has narrowly escaped arrest within the grounds of Hogwarts, where he is rumored to have hosted a 'Support Harry Potter' party in his house. However, Hagrid was not taken into custody, and is, we believe, on the run." Lupin
"I suppose it helps, when escaping from Death Eaters, if you've got a sixteen-foot-high half brother?" asked Lee.
"It would tend to give you an edge," agreed Lupin gravely.

"And the rumors that he keeps being sighted abroad?" asked Lee.
"Well, who wouldn't want a nice little holiday after all the hard work he's been putting in?" asked Fred. "Point is, people, don't get lulled into a false sense of security, thinking that he's out of the country. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't, but the fact remains he can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to, so don't count on him being a long way away if you're planning on taking any risks. I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first!"

"This girl is very nice-looking," Krum said, recalling Harry to his surroundings. Krum was pointing at Ginny, who had just joined Luna. "She is also a relative of yours?"
"Yeah," said Harry, suddenly irritated, "and she's seeing someone. Jealous type. Big bloke. You wouldn't want to cross him."

"You must kill me." Dumbledore
There was a long silence, broken only by an odd clicking noise. Fawkes the phoenix was gnawing a bit of cuttle bone.
"Would you like me to do it now?" asked Snape, his voice heavy with irony. "Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?"

Fred, George, Harry, and Ron were the only ones who knew that the angel on top of the tree was actually a garden gnome that had bitten Fred on the ankle as he pulled up carrots for Christmas dinner. Stupefied, painted gold, stuffed into a miniature tutu and with small wings glued to its back, it glowered down at them all, the ugliest angel Harry had ever seen, with a large bald head like a potato and rather hairy feet.

Pointing his wand at nothing in particular, he gave it an upward flick and said Levicorpus! inside his head.
"Aaaaaaaargh!"
There was a flash of light and the room was full of voices: Everyone had woken up as Ron had let out a yell. Harry sent Advanced Potion-Making flying in panic; Ron was dangling upside down in midair as though an invisible hook had hoisted him up by the ankle.
"Sorry!" yelled Harry, as Dean and Seamus roared with laughter, and Neville picked himself up from the floor, having fallen out of bed. "Hang on- I'll let you down-"
He groped for the potion book and riffled through it in a panic, trying to find the right page; at last he located it and deciphered one cramped word underneath the spell: Praying that this was the counter-jinx, Harry thought Liberacorpus! with all his might.
There was another flash of light, and Ron fell in a heap onto his mattress.
"Sorry," repeated Harry weakly, while Dean and Seamus continued to roar with laughter.
"Tomorrow," said Ron in a muffled voice, "I'd rather you set the alarm clock."

"I thought you lived in that girls' bathroom?" said Harry, who had been careful to give the place a wide berth for some years now.
"I do," Myrtle said, with a sulky little shrug, "but that doesn't mean I can't visit other places. I came and saw you in your bath once, remember?"
"Vividly," said Harry.

"Very well then," said Dumbledore, pushing open the broom-shed door and stepping out into the yard. "I see a light in the kitchen. Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are."

"If I'm having lessons with you, I won't have to do Occlumency with Snape, will I?"
"Professor Snape, Harry - and no, you will not."
"Good," said Harry in relief, "because they were a -"
"I think the word 'fiasco' would be a good one here."

"I don't want to stay here overnight," said Harry angrily, sitting up and throwing back his covers. "I want to find McLaggen and kill him."
"I'm afraid that would come under the heading of 'overexertion,'" said Madam Pomfrey.

"You could say sorry," suggested Harry bluntly.
"What, and get attacked by another flock of canaries?" muttered Ron.
"What did you have to imitate her for?"
"She laughed at my mustache!"
"So did I, it was the stupidest thing I've ever seen."
"And speaking of hitherto unsuspected skills, Ronald," said George, "what is this we hear from Ginny about you and a young lady called - unless our information is faulty - Lavender Brown?"
Ron turned a little pink, but did not look displeased as he turned back to the sprouts. "Mind your own business."
"What a snappy retort," said Fred. "I really don't know how you think of them. No, what we wanted to know was ... how did it happen?"
"What d'you mean?"
"Did she have an accident or something?"
"What?"
"Well, how did she sustain such extensive brain damage?"

"And then I called out, 'Who's there?'"
"You couldn't have found out who it was without asking?" Harry asked her, slightly frustrated.
"The Inner Eye," said Professor Trelawney with dignity, straightening her shawls and many strands of glittering beads, "was fixed upon matters well outside the mundane realms of whooping voices."
"Right," said Harry hastily; he had heard about Professor Trelawney's Inner Eye all too often before. "And did the voice say who was there?"
"No, it did not," she said. "Everything went pitch black and the next thing I knew, I was being hurled headfirst out of the Room!"
"And you didn't see that coming?" said Harry, unable to help himself.
"No, I did not, as I say, it was pitch -" She stopped and glared at him suspiciously.

"There isn't anyone I want to invite," mumbled Harry, who was still trying not to think about Ginny any more than he could help, despite the fact the fact that she kept cropping up in his dreams in ways that made him devoutly thankful that Ron could not perform Legilimency.

He had known Ginny for years now...It was natural that he should feel protective...natural that he should want to look out for her...want to rip Dean limb from limb for kissing her...No...he would have to control that particular brotherly feeling...

Non-verbal spells were now expected, not only in Defense Against the Dark Arts, but in Charms and Transfiguration too. Harry frequently looked over at his classmates in the common room or at mealtimes to see them purple in the face and straining as though they had overdosed U-No-Poo.

She's Ron's sister
But she's ditched Dean!
She's still Ron's sister.
I'm his best mate!
That'll make it worse.
If I talked to him first--
He'd hit you.
What if I don't care?
He's your best mate!

"Er-well-ghosts are transparent-" he said
"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. Ghosts are transparent."

"Madam Rosmerta's finest oak-matured mead," said Dumbledore, raising his glass to Harry, who caught hold of his own and sipped. He had never tasted anything like it before, but enjoyed it immensely.
The Dursleys, after quick, scared looks at one another, tried to ignore their glasses completely, a difficult feat, as they were nudging them gently on the sides of their heads. Harry could not suppress a suspicion that Dumbledore was rather enjoying himself.

Dangling from the chain in large gold letters were the words: MY SWEETHEART.
"Nice," he said. "Classy. You should definitely wear it in front of Fred and George."
"If you tell them," said Ron, shoving the necklace out of sight and under his pillow, "I -- I -- I'll --"
"Stutter at me?" said Harry, grinning.

(After Lupin goes through a list of all the things they've done to discredit Dumbledore) "But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog Cards," said Bill, grinning.

"Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith.
"Here's an idea," said Ron loudly, "why don't you shut your mouth?"
"Well, we've all turned up to learn from him and now he's telling us he can't really do any of it," he said.
"That's not what he said," said Fred Weasley.
"Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?" inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko's bags.
"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this," said Fred.

"- but you get these massive pus-filled boils too," said George, "and we haven't worked out how to get rid of them yet."
"I can't see any boils," said Ron, staring at the twins.
"No, well, you wouldn't," said Fred, "they're not in a place we generally display to the public-"
"-but they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the-"

Fred and George were looking particularly annoyed; both were bandy-legged and winced with every movement. "I think a few of mine have ruptured," said Fred in a hollow voice.
"Mine haven't," said George, through clenched teeth. "They're throbbing like mad...feel bigger if anything..."

"Yeah, Montague tried to do us during break," said George.
"What do you mean, 'tried'?" said Ron quickly.
"He never managed to get all the words out," said Fred, "due to the fact that we forced him headfirst into that Vanishing Cabinet on the first floor."
Hermione looked very shocked. "But you'll get into terrible trouble!"
"Not until Montague reappears, and that could take weeks, I dunno where we sent him," said Fred coolly. "Anyway, we've decided that we don't care about getting into trouble anymore."
"Have you ever?" asked Hermione.
"'Course we have," said George. "Never been expelled, have we?"
"We might have put a toe across occasionally," said Fred.
"But we've always stopped short of causing real mayhem," said Fred.
"But now?" said Ron tentatively.
"-what with Dumbledore gone-" said Fred.
"-we reckon a bit of mayhem-" said George.
"-is exactly what our dear new Head deserves," said Fred.

"Thank you so much, Professor!" said Professor Flitwick in his squeaky little voice. "I could have got rid of the sparklers myself, of course, but I wasn't sure whether I had the authority..."
Beaming, he closed the classroom door in Umbridge's snarling face.

"You two," she went on, gazing down at Fred and George, "are about to learn what happens to wrongdoers in my school."
"You know what?" said Fred. "I don't think we are."
He turned to his twin.
"George," said Fred, "I think we've outgrown a full-time education."
"Yeah, I've been feeling that way myself," said George lightly.
"Time to test our talents in the real world, d'you reckon?" asked Fred.
"Definitely," said George.
And before Umbridge could say a word, they raised their wants and said together, "Accio Brooms!"
Harry heard a loud crash somewhere in the distance. Looking to his left he ducked just in time -- Fred and George's broomsticks, one still trailing the heavy chain and iron peg with which Umbridge had fastened them to the wall, were hurtling along the corridor toward their owners. They turned left, streaked down the stairs, and stopped sharply in front of the twins, the chain clattering loudly on the flagged stone floor.
"We won't be seeing you," Fred told Professor Umbridge, swinging his leg over his broomstick.
"Yeah, don't bother to keep in touch," said George, mounting his own.
Fred looked around at the assembled students, and at the silent, watchful crowd.
"If anybody fancies buying a Portable Swamp, as demonstrated upstairs, come to number ninety-three Diagon Alley - Weasley's Wizard Wheezes," he said in a loud voice. "Our new premises!"
"Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat," said George, pointing at Professor Umbridge.
"STOP THEM!" shrieked Umbridge, but it was too late. As the Inquisitorial Squad closed in, Fred and George kicked off from the floor, shooting fifteen feet into the air, the iron peg swinging dangerously below. Fred looked across the hall at the poltergeist bobbing on his level above the crowd.
"Give her hell from us, Peeves."
And Peeves, whom Harry had never seen take an order from a student before, swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the students below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset.

By the time Ernie MacMillan, Hannah Abbott, Susan Bones, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Anthony Goldstein, and Terry Boot had finished using a wide variety of the hexes and jinxes Harry had taught them, Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle resembled nothing so much as three gigantic slugs squeezed into Hogwarts uniforms as Harry, Ernie, and Justin hoisted them into the luggage rack and left them there to ooze.
"I must say, I'm looking forward to seeing Malfoy's mother's face when he gets off the train," said Ernie with satisfaction.
"Goyle's mum'll be really pleased, though," said Ron. "He's loads better looking now."

Malfoy glanced around. Harry knew he was checking for signs of teachers. Then he looked back at Harry and said in a low voice, "You're dead, Potter."
Harry raised his eyebrows. "Funny," he said, "you'd think I'd have stopped walking around..."

"Excellent." said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and Harry entered. "We've got about a minute, I think. We should get out into the garden so we're ready. Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry -"
"They won't," said Harry.
"That you're safe -"
"That'll just depress them."
"- and you'll see them next summer."
"Do I have to?"

"We thought we'd just have a few words with you about Harry," said Mr. Weasley, still smiling.
"Yeah," growled Moody. "About how he's treated when he's at your place."
Uncle Vernon's mustache seemed to bristle with indignation. Possibly because the bowler hat gave him the entirely mistaken impression that he was dealing with a kindred spirit, he addressed himself to Moody.
"I am not aware that it is any of your business what goes on in my house--"
"I expect what you're not aware of would fill several books, Dursley," growled Moody.

"Mad-Eye Moody?" said George thoughtfully, spreading marmalade on his toast. "Isn't he that nutter-"
"Your father thinks very highly of Mad-Eye Moody," said Mrs. Weasley sternly.
"Yeah, well, Dad collects plugs, doesn't he?" said Fred quietly as Mrs. Weasley left the room. "Birds of a feather..."

"Don't be prat, Neville, that's illegal," said George. "They wouldn't use the Cruciatus Curse on the champions. I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry."

Ron: "Who're you going with then?"
Fred: "Angelina."
Ron: "What? You've already asked her?"
Fred: "Good point. Oi, Angelina! Want to come to the ball with me?"

"I've got two Neptunes here," said Harry after a while, frowning down at his piece of parchment, "that can't be right, can it?"
"Aaaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mystical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..."

He therefore had to endure over an hour of Professor Trelawney, who spent half the lesson telling everyone that the position of Mars with relation to Saturn at that moment meant that people born in July were in great danger of sudden, violent deaths. "Well, that's good," said Harry loudly, his temper getting the better of him, "just as long as it's not drawn out. I don't want to suffer."

"Oh Professor look! I think I found an unsuspected planet! Oooh, which one's that, Professor?"
"It is Uranus, my dear," said Professor Trelawney peering down a the chart.
"Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?" said Ron.

"Of course we still want to know you!" Harry said, staring at Hagrid.
"You don't think anything that Skeeter cow - sorry, Professor," he added quickly, looking at Dumbledore.
"I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said, Harry," said Dumbledore, twiddling his thumbs and staring at the ceiling.

"But I think Durmstrang must be somewhere in the far north," said Hermione thoughtfully. "Somewhere very cold, because they’ve got fur capes as part of their uniforms."
"Ah think of the possibilities," said Ron dreamily. "It would’ve been so easy to push Malfoy off a glacier and make it look like an accident... Shame his mother likes him..."

"You’re joking, Weasley!" said Malfoy, behind them. "You’re not telling me someone’s asked that to the ball? Not the long-molared Mud blood?"
Harry and Ron both whipped round, but Hermione said loudly, waving to somebody over Malfoy’s shoulder, "Hello, Professor Moody!"
Malfoy went pale and jumped backward, looking wildly around for Moody, but he was still up at the staff table, finishing his stew.
"Twitchy little ferret, aren’t you, Malfoy?" said Hermione scathingly, and she, Harry, and Ron went up the marble staircase laughing heartily.

"Maybe he'll believe I'm not enjoying myself once I've got my neck broken or - "
"That's not funny," said Hermione quietly. "That's not funny at all." She looked extremely anxious. "Harry, I've been thinking - you know what we've got to do, don't you? Straight away, the moment we get back to the castle?"
"Yeah, give Ron a good kick up the - "
"Write to Sirius."

As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map. "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
Snape froze. Harry stared, dumbstruck, at the message. But the map didn't stop there. More writing was appearing beneath the first.
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
It would have been funny if the situation hadn't been so serious. And there was more...
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he'd opened them, the map had had its last word.
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."

(Harry, just being greeted by Percy) "Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy-"
"Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing." Percy scowled.
"That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley.
"Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seized her hand too. "How really corking to see you-"

Trelawney: "Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?"
Ron: "I don't need help, it's obvious what this means: there's going to be loads of fog tonight."

"How're we getting to King's Cross tomorrow, Dad?" asked Fred as they dug into a sumptuous pudding.
"The Ministry's providing a couple of cars," said Mr. Weasley.
Everyone looked up at him.
"Why?" said Percy curiously.
"It's because of you, Perce," said George seriously. "And there'll be little flags on the hoods, with HB on them-"
"-for Humongous Bighead," said Fred.

Yu Yu Hakusho Quotes

"Kurama! Take off your clothes!" - Yusuke

"Being lucky seems to be your greatest tactic."- Hiei

"I'm sure your minty-fresh breath was well worth the delay." - Hiei

"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" - Hiei

"Do you think he knows it's a circle?" - Hiei

"Does a death wish cause you to talk to me that way?" - Hiei

"I'll say the little booger's got my hair. He's got it right between his retarded claws and he ain't letting go... He better not leave me any spirit surprises!"- Yusuke

"I know a certain diary-reading kitten who says so otherwise. Meow."-Botan

"I thought I was crazy, Urameshi, but you'll take the prize. The hell was that? You don't make bombs go boom in your face!"- Jin

"After all the explosions, a stink wakes him."-Kurama

"If that happens, all we have to do is kill everyone else on the ship before we reach the island. We'll say we're the right team and no one will complain. "-Hiei

"It wouldn't obey me, so I punished it." -Hiei, talking about his right arm

"Your so full of crap! 'I don't care' You've been rooting for me. You did this to help me survive. I told everyone that you'd come back to rescue us when we needed you must you big softie, or should I say little softie."- Yusuke

"I should have slit his throat when I had the chance. "-Hiei

"All you needed was a good kick in the ass." - Hiei

"Listen to me as closely as you can you two: I'm trusting you against my better instincts only because I have no other choice. Take care of the Toguro brothers. If I wake up and we've lost I swear I'll kill you all."-Hiei

"That's Hiei for you. He faints but still makes time for threats."-Yusuke

"Hey, that's weird. I didn't know you had a little sis, Hiei. I bet she's a pint size pain in the you know what just like you, probably ugly too."-Kuwabara

"But more importantly, we answered the question. Boxers or briefs?"- Yusuke

"This stupidity is making me nauseous." -Hiei

"If you had used that lump three feet above your butt you would've held on to your soul." looks at Hiei "Make that two feet for you."-Genkai

"You shouldn't talk, it makes you sound stupid."-Yusuke

"Today did start off weird. I went to school..."-Yusuke

"What's your problem, get back on the ground. I hit you too hard for you to be on your feet!"-Yusuke

"Sorry, but I don't have time to be arrested."- Kurama

"See Hiei? That's what I'm talking about! Yap! Yap! Yap! Like you're some kind of pro wrestler! And then what happens! You have to eat up all your words! It's pretty dumb."-Yusuke

"That evil laugh is really starting to piss me off!"-Yusuke

"Those who won, please follow me! Those who lost, please get lost!"-Genkai

"Yusuke Urameshi, age 14. Survived by his mom and everybody. After going through this big ordeal to get his life back, Yusuke had a brief second chance until he was eaten by a fish! That's right! No heroic death! No fighting evil villians! Fish food!" - Yusuke

"Helping is not the right word. Koenma may regard us as equals, but I do not. Once inside the castle, I suggest you let us do the work. As far as I'm concerned, we're baby sitting."-Hiei

"Let's avoid fighting. You're not worth it."-Hiei

"Oh, please, sir, not spankings!" - Koenma's personal Blue Ogre assistant

"I just hit a teacher!" - Keiko (I wish I could do that!)

"Out of this whole plan, you made one stupid mistake. You went and pissed me off!" -Yusuke

"Fool! There can't be an earthquake on water." -Hiei

"He's clearly no match for Kurama. What a joke of a round. It's a pity you couldn't have taken him and let Kurama deal with the little child and his yo-yo's."-Hiei

"Oh, shove it where it hurts!" -Yusuke

"You know, one of these days I'm gonna fight someone who talks like a normal person!"- Yusuke

"Cheer up Baken, your brain's just small. It's not your fault you can't remember all those things you did to Kurama. So I'm gonna refresh your memory by using your body as an example!" -Yusuke

"Took a punch straight in the face just for a chance to kick me. He's a crazy rat for sure." -Jin

"Just laughing. It seems you don't know brothers very well, Botan." -Kurama

"Is it just these pants or did you really get a nice ass?" - Yusuke

"Kurama, don't make me rip out your precious voice box."-Hiei

"Watch it kid, I can still destroy you." -Genkai

"When I see Yusuke's disposition I see scales and beady eyes, but cute and furry's another way to go." -Botan

"That's very unsanitary. Do you know how many demons that blade has cut through?" - Hiei

"Careful, fate may have a sense of humor." - Shishiwakamaru

"Maybe you don't understand the concept of 'force field'." - Hiei

"I almost killed my favorite dimwit." -Genkai

"If anyone had ever told me my fate laid in the hands of a blue runt that goes 'poo', I probably would've punked him."-Yusuke

"Yes, tell them I'm her brother. I'll rather enjoy torturing you to death." -Hiei

"She said the last year of her life was crumby because as a student you were a pain in the rear, and she asked you to stay alive for a really long time so she could have some peace and quiet for once." - Koenma

"So, you gonna let go, or are we just gonna stand here and do the Tango?"-Koenma

"Who are you calling moron, pacifier junkie!" -Yusuke

"I thought you'd know better to corner an animal like a fox Karasu, we have a tendency to show our teeth." -Yoko Kurama

"It's called tact, Kurama, you should consider using some."-Karasu

"At least you are consistent. Consistently foolish if you think that axe will have any more effect than the last." - Hiei

"I may be a small target, but this is just sad." -Hiei

"My brothers all got white-collar jobs, with wives and families, and if I had a life like that, I'd kill myself."-Sakyyo

"If we aren't, it's no thanks at all to the drunken biggie that traded our tickets for a couple of pints." -Jin

"Right now all your griping's about as useful as tits on a bull." -Chu

"You lost to Kurama and Kurama lost to a dead guy, talk about lame." - Jin

"Yes, well, I tried to inform you, but you were too engrossed in your speech." -Kurama

"Your stubbornness is even greater than your stupidity." -Hiei

"We're in front of about a million people, including Keiko and my boss and hardcore demon fighters! And you make me say all that sissy crap!" -Yusuke

"He's acting so pathetic that I even feel sorry for him." -Hiei

"I told you guys to do the stamping while I was gone! I even gave you my seal, and my favorite ink pad with the ponies on the top!" -Koenma

"He's big and blue and wears leopard underwear, and he never seems to leave me alone." -Koenma

"Guy saves the world, still has to do algebra, makes sense." -Yusuke

"What repulsive creature makes my eardrums bleed?" -Hiei

"Too bad Hiei's not here, he could use his Jagan Eye to find himself." -Botan

"I'm warning you. You so much as bruise what's in your hand, and I'll show you pain. The hue of your soul will cease to matter because you will not be judged when you die. You will no longer exist." -Kurama

"He may look like a dimwit, in fact, he definitely is. But he's also the Dark Tournament champ and he can fight like a genius when he knows his prey." -Genkai

"You shouldn't talk, it makes you sound stupid." -Yusuke

"If anybody finds him, make a noise we'll all hear. Either scream or blow something up!"-Genkai

"You're gonna regret saying that one! I'm writing an advice book for bad guys, it's called don't piss me off!" -Yusuke

"Earth to toddler bitch! You better speak now before I forever put that pacifier ten inches down your throat!"- Yusuke

"Never take yourself too seriously and you won't turn into a freakin' fanatic." -Yusuke

"Wait you idiot! Haven't you learned? You're like an ugly singer with a good voice, best for backup!" -Yusuke

"I mean seriously, why can't we ever have a chase on an elevator!" -Kuwabara

"I know as much of games as I do of hugs and puppies, and care even less. Wake me for the end of the world. " -Hiei

"The tree won't stop until its host is dead, but as you've said Toguro, your regenerative powers make you unable to die. You will suffer for eternity here, torn between your hate, and your agony, and so be it. Rogues like you deserve to be damned." -Kurama

"Guess he missed his Toguro vaccination."-Yusuke

"Maybe I can't defend against attacks from multiple angles, but sometimes a good defense is just kicking ass!" -Yusuke

"Lover-boy! Release us now and you can keep your ability to breed!" - Hiei

"Kill us if you're going to, just spare us the sound of your voice." -Hiei

"I'm the same, Yusuke Urameshi! Fearless protector of the good stuff with a healthy kicking assness and a general hate for authority. And nothing as trivial as a violent death or a few drops of demon blood mixed with mine is gonna keep me from helping out my friends and saving the world and kicking the bad guy's ass."-Yusuke

"I'm sorry, I got delayed. Traffic was a bitch." -Yusuke

"You can tell King Daddy that, and that he can disown me, fire me, or put me up for adoption." -Koenma

"Just you and me now... Well, you and you and you and you and you and you and you and me. We're going to finish this." -Yusuke

"Dammit, my sword must have slipped." -Hiei (jumps into the air and cuts Chapter Black to shreds)

"I don't know who I should fear more. Mukoru... or Hiei." - Kurama

"Sorry to kick ass and run guys, but it's time for me to beat the old bastard." -Yusuke

"Yomi, you son of a bitch! You hear me? I'm coming, so boil up a kettle of tea!"-Yusuke

"You can't end a good party without someone on the floor." -Yusuke

"Hiei...I can't accept this. I value our friendship and all we've been through...But I'm not interested in you that way." -Kurama

"Why aren't you inside watching cartoons like a normal kid?"-Kuwabara

"When I was a boy, we listened to our elders... And our video games."-Kuwabara

"Sakyyo?! You mean he was already starting stuff when I was getting kicked out of kindergarten?"-Yusuke

"Geez, more alcohol and I'd need a designated driver!" -Yusuke

"Urameshi, there's too many of 'em! And I'm not sure but I think they wanna eat me!"-Kuwabara

"For a joke to get old, it has to be funny in the first place." -Shizuru

"That's a bad sign. Mumbling and talking to himself." -Shizuru

"Kurama really is a fox thing! Gee, and to think I let him near my kitten."-Kuwabara

"What are you waiting for? Your balls to drop?" -Yusuke

"You're not ready to die, you just stopped teething." -Yusuke

"Hey, Kuwabara, you're conscious. I'm not used to that." -Yusuke

"Gee-ez, something tells me you're still mad about that grandma comment. You really need to enjoy life more... old lady." -Yusuke

"Hate fish. What a stupid name." -Yusuke

"Even though it looks like I can't move right now, I'm very dangerous."-Yusuke

"Damn it... Sandman's playing reruns."- Yusuke

"I didn't know demons thought so logically."- Yusuke

"We should eat as many as we want. They multiply like they're fighting extinction as it is."- Yomi

Yusuke: "Kurama and Hiei aren't dumb enough to fall into a trap like that."
Kurama: (looks at Hiei) "Yes, or scream the word "Hot"."
(Hiei glares at Kurama)

Keiko's Friend: "If you cross him he'll whistle for 2000 bad guys with guns!"
Keiko: "Yusuke doesn't even know how to whistle!"

Kurama: "All this time we thought you were a brilliant strategist. In reality, you're really just a lucky fool."
Yusuke: "Hey! What's a strategist?"
Kurama: "It's someone who uses his brain."
Yusuke: "Hey!"

Kuwabara: (about his Spirit Sword) "It's just my pure energy, and I bet it could kick the crap out of your Spirit Gun!"
Yusuke: "That depends on which finger I use."

Yusuke: "Here's the deal, pull your zombies off Keiko and then I'll only pull out one of your lungs."
Suzaku: "And If I refuse?"
Yusuke: "Then hold your freakin' breath!"

Kuwabara: Hey Urameshi, what would you have done if it was really a woman?
Yusuke: I would have enjoyed it.
Kuwabara: Hee, that would make a good story to tell Keiko.

Toguro: "Is something the matter, Yusuke? You have the strangest look of surprise on your face."
Yusuke: "I'm sorry, when I kill people I'm used to them staying dead."

Kuwabara: "Oh hey, what happened to the fight we were just in?"
Kurama: "Everyone's dead."

Roto: "Come on, you believe in mercy, don't you?"
Kurama: "No."

Kuwabara: Hey, I'm not out of this yet, if Yusuke doesn't wake up, I'll take the last guy.
Hiei: We'll pray that that doesn't happen.

Kurama: "That's gentle, we rarely see both fighters standing."
Hiei: "That won't happen with me."

Kuwabara: "He just killed a teammate over you!"
Yusuke: "Yeah, everyone wants a piece of me."

Kuwabara: "I had a dream last night, Urameshi."
Yusuke: "Was she hot?"
Kuwabara: "It was about our next fight, okay?!"
Yusuke: "A nightmare... it must suck to get beat up in your dreams."

Koenma: "As far as I’m aware Koenma doesn’t have any brothers, and I should know, I’m him. As a cool teenager!"
Yusuke: "Yeah, is the pacifier for raving?"

Yusuke: (hits Dr. Ichigaki 3 times) That was for the three innocent lives you stole! And this one's for screwing with their master! (punches Dr. Ichigaki again)
Kurama: Nicely put.
Yusuke: And this is for my friend who felt sorry for them and got his ass kicked into the ground! (punches Dr. Ichigaki once more)
Kuwabara: Thanks for the shout out, Urameshi...
Yusuke: And the last one's for me, just for pissing me off!
(the final punch sends Dr. Ichigaki flying in the air and into a section of the stadium)

Announcer: "May I have your attention please. The tournament committee will be instituting a medical examination before the next round."
Yusuke: "What is this, gym class?"

Koto: "Team captains, please decide the battle terms."
Jin: "Let's fix these stakes simple enough. One-to-one-to-one till I'm a tower on my feet holding the five."
Yusuke: "Whatever he said."

Toya: "It seems that I have gotten to know you quite well in such a short fight, and I rather like you. Let's not have this slaying ruin our friendship."
Kurama: "My thoughts exactly."

Botan: "I think bone cracking is a good sign to rest."
Kuwabara: "Yes ma'am."

Botan: "Listen Ms. Koto, why don't you stop the sadist routine and do your job!"
Koto: "Excuse me?"
Botan: "Jin's been out of the ring for half of the fight, did it ever cross your mind to count to ten?"
Koto: "Article 4: Fighters are outside the ring when any part of their body comes in contact with any solid surface other than the ring itself, and air is not solid. Stick to what you're good at honey, like dying your hair unnatural colors for instance."

Kuwabara: "Don't confuse the issue, the point here is that I'm still eligible to fight and I'm the only one."
Hiei: "Yes, but eligible and able are two different words."

Yusuke: Hey! Don't think I didn't hear that, noisy girl! If it's huggy-kissy stuff you want, go try somewhere else!
Botan: (Imitating a cat) Meow-meow.
Yusuke: Ever heard what curiosity does to cats, Botan?

Yusuke: "Why don't you show this young whipper snapper how it was done in the old days?"
Genkai: "Gladly, you patronizing jack-ass."

Kuwabara: Guess you guys have the same idea we do about scoping out the competition for the semi-finals.
Kurama: Had the same idea, the fight is over.
Kuwabara: What!?
Koto: And so the first fight of the semi-finals will see Team Urameshi facing off against the unbeatable, indefeatable, beyond believable, Team Uraotogi!
Kuwabara: That is unbelievable. I mean, I can’t believe we missed the entire fight just because I took a couple extra minutes to brush my teeth.
Kurama: It was an impressive sight to behold.
Hiei: Although I’m sure your minty fresh breath was well worth the delay. ===
Hiei: (looks at Puu) What is that rediculous appendage growing out of your head?
Yusuke: I don't want to talk about it.

Kurama: Perhaps this can only be decided with a game of Janken.
Kuwabara: Oh yeah, bring it on! I'm a Rock, Paper, Scissors master!
Hiei: Janken? And what the hell is that?
Kuwabara: Gee man, you really didn't have a childhood, huh?

Shizuru: Our lives on the line, and you're fighting like a fifth grader! (pummels Kuwabara) Keep your guard up, jab with your left, follow with your right! What's so hard about that?
Keiko: I guess we know where Kuwabara gets the motivation to win so badly.

Keiko: Wait! What am I supposed to do with Yusuke here?
Botan: Oh, you know, don't they teach you anything in health class?
Keiko: What do you mean, Botan?
Botan: A teenage girl alone in the woods with a sleeping teenage boy?
Keiko: I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL, BOTAN!!
Botan: I know a certain diary-reading kitten who says otherwise. Meow.

Kuwabara: (about Onji) I'm glad I left the girls outside, and Yukina's not here to see this.
Yukina: Go Kuwabara! You can do it!
Shizuru: You can't just wait for him to die of old age, bro!
Botan: You don't want to lose and disappoint Yukina, do you?
Yukina: But why would I be disappointed if he lost a fight?
Botan: Oh, no sweetie, it's not true. That's just what we call motivation, you see.

Chu: (about Yusuke) Why, he's seems to have gotten a might stronger.
Rinku: A might? How much is a might?
Chu: If I win another round with him, I might actually have to try.
Rinku: I would say you tried pretty hard before.
(Chu smashes his fist on Rinku's head)Chu: Shut yer flapper!

Kuwabara: "I fought just as many fights as you did!"
Hiei: "And lost them both!

Kurama: Kuwabara!
Hiei: And only five hundred seconds too late to matter.
Kuwabara: Hey, where's that guy I was fighting? I wasn't done yet.
Hiei: So which is more humiliating, losing to an old man or to a clown?
Kuwabara: A clown, definitely worse to a clown

Sakyo: "If I were a betting man, I'd wager Hiei starts resorting to his desperate measures soon."
Toguro: "If?"
Sakyo: "Well, I killed all of my betting partners."

Kuwabara: Wait! This is a no dragon man area, ok?
Yusuke: Really awesome Hiei!
Kuwabara: Yeah, awesome. Uh, why don't you go about twenty yards that way and fight the rest of them?

Koto: "Juri, it's up to you to make the call. Juri?" (looks down and sees Juri sleeping) "Juri! We can't have this gore fest without you!"
Juri: (still half alseep) "Tell work I'm sick today, Mom."
Koto: "Juri, all the rich and cutie boys are watching you."
Juri: (sits up) "Where?!"
Koto: "Well, we see where your motivation lies."

Yusuke: "Back to skipping detentions."
Kuwabara: "And video games!"
Kurama: "My human mother."
Hiei: "Various crimes."

Blue Ogre: Koenma sir! We've got problems!
Koenma: Yes, I agree. He's big and blue and wears leopard underwear, and he never seems to leave me alone.

Yusuke: After this Dark Tournament, all I've felt like doing is sleeping and watching stupid day time t.v.
Kuwabara: Yeah, and it's such a pretty day too, doesn't feel right to be locked up in a school.
Yusuke: Uh oh, I think I just got sick.
Kuwabara: Me too. Heard the arcade's got medicine.
Yusuke: I'll guess we'll have to go then.

Botan: "Thanks, Hiei. I thought you'd come if we called."
Hiei: "I didn't know it was you. I only came to find the source of that vile noise, and kill it."

Science Club Captain: "Come on Suiichi, you have to, you're a genius! And as you as captain, our team can finally win."
Kurama: "As exciting as a biology meet sounds, my weekends are full."
Science Club Captain: "But you're a prodigy; top scores every week. And the girls love you, don't they? You'll turn this whole club around, we start winning more contests, we get more funding, then we get girlfriends!"

Kurama: "So, which device will find him?"
Botan: "Uh, heh heh... Oh right. Lets see, this superbly improved Demon Compass! A fresh take on the classic style for tracking down any demon!"
Kurama: "But, cant Hiei simply deceive it by manipulating his energy?"
Botan: "Uh, not anymore, thanks to this newly installed Sample Chamber. By placing his DNA inside, such as from a strand of hair, we can find him regardless of his energy!"
Kurama: "It's too bad I don't carry around a lock of his hair."
Botan: "Uh, yes, good point..."

Avatar: The Last Air Bender Quotes

Katara: opening narration Water... Earth... Fire... Air. Long ago, the 4 nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all 4 elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.

Prince Zuko: You're just a child!
Aang: Well, you're just a teenager.

Zhao: You can't compete with me. I have hundreds of warships under my command. And you, you're just a banished prince. No home. No allies. Your own father doesn't even want you.
Prince Zuko: You're wrong. Once I deliver the Avatar to my father, he will welcome me home with honor, and restore my rightful place on the throne.
Zhao: If your father really wanted you home, he would have let you return by now, Avatar or no Avatar. But in his eyes you are a failure and a disgrace to the Fire Nation.
Prince Zuko: That's not true.
Zhao: You have the scar to prove it.
Prince Zuko: shouts Maybe you'd like one to match!

Katara: Sokka, you're a genius!
Aang: How is Sokka a genius? His plan didn't even work.
Sokka: Come on, Aang. Let her dream.
Katara: You're right. Sokka's plan didn't work. But it looks like it did.
Aang: Did the definition of "genius" change in the last hundred years?

Earth Bender: Surrender yourselves! It's five against two. You're clearly outnumbered.
Uncle Iroh: That's true. But you are clearly outmatched.

Aang: excitedly after escaping the Fire Navy fleet We did it!
Sokka: scared to death We got into the Fire Nation... Great!

Sokka: I'm too young to die!
Old Fisherman: I'm not but I still don't wanna!

Uncle Iroh: So this is how the great commander Zhao acts in defeat... disgraceful! Even in exile my nephew is more honorable then you. Thank you again for the tea. It was delicious.
They leave
Prince Zuko: Did you really mean what you said, Uncle?
Uncle Iroh: Of course. I love Ginseng tea.

Aang: Wow, I haven't cleaned my room in 100 years... Not looking forward to that...

Prince Zuko: How stupid do you think I am?
Sokka: Pretty stupid.

Sokka has been temporarily paralyzed
Sokka: I'm starting to get some feeling back!
part of a wall collapses on him
Sokka: Ow.

Villager: Aunt Wu reads from the clouds whether or not our village will be destroyed by the volcano.
Aang: Hey, that cloud looks like a fluffy bunny!
Villager: You'd better hope that's not it. The fluffy bunny cloud symbolizes death and destruction.
Sokka: Can you even hear yourself?

Prince Zuko: I want the Avatar. I want my honor, my throne. I want my father not to think I'm worthless.
Uncle Iroh: I'm sure he doesn't. Why would he banish you if he didn't care?
Zuko walks off
Uncle Iroh: Err, that came out wrong, didn't it?

Captain: Princess, I'm afraid the tides won't allow us to bring the ship into port before nightfall.
Azula: I'm sorry, Captain, but I do not know much about the tides. Can you explain something to me?
Captain: Of course.
Azula: Do the tides command this ship?
Captain: I'm afraid I don't understand.
Azula: You said "the tides would not allow us to bring the ship in." Do the tides command this ship?
Captain: No, Princess.
Azula: And if I were to have you thrown overboard, would the tides think twice about having you smashed against the rocky shore?
Captain: No, Princess.
Azula: Well, then, maybe you should worry less about the tides, who've already made up their mind about killing you, and worry more about me, who's still mulling it over...

Ty Lee: after Mai and Zuko fall in the fountain Aww, they're so cute together.
Mai: as Zuko skulks away You two are such... ugh!
Ursa: just entering as Zuko stomps passed Uncle Iroh has sent us a message from the war front. You're soaking wet.
Prince Zuko: Girls are crazy!

Young Azula: to Zuko; singsong voice Dad's going to kill you!
normal tone
Young Azula: Really, he is.

Prince Zuko: about Azula I know what you're going to say. She's my sister, and I should be trying to get along with her.
Uncle Iroh: No, she's crazy, and she needs to go down.

Won Shi Tong: to Katara Your Water Bending won't do you much good here! I've studied Northern Water Style, Southern Water Style, even Foggy Swamp Style!
Sokka: drops from the ceiling and knocks him out with a heavy book That's called Sokka Style! Learn it!

"Uncle? Uncle Iroh..." Zuko smells a flip-flop and make a squemish face, "Yep, that's Uncle Iroh's..." -Zuko

Quotes and Stuff

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."- Douglas Adams

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

The only reason I am always listening to music is to drown out the sound of your voice.

don't regret doing things, regret getting caught

I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair. - Bette Davis

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend. - Zenna Schaffer

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. - Mae West

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror. -- Burt Reynolds

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues. -- Helen Rowland

It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones! -- Richard Jeni

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? -- Lily Tomlin

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. -- Albert Einstein

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. --Albert Einstein

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results --Albert Einstein

Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement. --Mark Twain

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. --Mark Twain

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. --W.C. Fields

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. --W.C. Fields

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. --W.C. Fields

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. --W.C. Fields

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. --Will Rogers

A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands.
At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.
At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?

Here lies,
All cold and hard,
The last damn dog,
That pooped in my yard!

" I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!"

Learn from your parent’s mistakes use birth control.

Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.

Life without danger is a waste of oxygen.

I fought the lawn, and the lawn won!

Life in a vacuum sucks

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

You're only young once; you can be immature f'ever.

"Suicide Hotline...please hold."

All work and no play, will make you a manager.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing..

Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

Don't confuse me with facts, my mind's already made up.

Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow
isn't looking good either.

There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

Life is Uncertain... Eat dessert first!

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Elayne Boosler Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!

Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!

My computer NEVER cras...DOH!.

Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster!

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Looking for a helping hand? There's one on your arm.

I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?

Drunk!...naught me - I'm Serfectly Pober Occifer!

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

I always lie. In fact, I'm lying to you right now!

Don't ask me, I'm making this up as I go!

Famous Last Words

No, he doesn’t bite?.

Random things

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

I found this on Elspeth25's profile, and I think it is cool, especially the fact that I can read it!

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

I found this one on CrayonsPink and I thought it was cool except for the fact that I am not in love with the guy's name that I chose!

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

from cocoaXcookies profile (surprise surprise) and yes these things have happened to me!

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

You Know your obsessed with Naruto when...

-Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
-Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
-Paste a piece of paper that says "come come paradise" on the front of adult books.
-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
-Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
-Start to call your teachers Sennin.
-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
-When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.
-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
-Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura.
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
-Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.
-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
-Can spout out a random character quote on command.
-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.
-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
-Read manga 24 hrs non stop just so u can read more.
-Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500.(I can't jump rope more then 20 times)
-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, cocoaXcookies, bluedoggie95

~If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.~

when life gives you a 100 reasons to cry
show life that you have a 100,000 reasons to smile...

Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again...
skinned knees are easier to fix than than broken hearts...

I miss those days when all you had to do was share your crayon, and you'd be best friends.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID

I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES

I have BLACK HAIR, so I MUST not be WHITE

I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence.

I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-ASS

I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS

I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRL

I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT

I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER

I don't like POP, so I MUST not be NORMAL

I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it.

I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports

I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION

I don't like ROLLERCOASTERS, so I MUST be OLD, WIMPY, or STUPID

I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL

I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN

I am a MENNONITE, so I MUST never have heard of a TELEVISION

I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no LIFE

I say I like STAYCATIONS, so I MUST be trying to save GAS

I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it.

I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOUR

I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER

I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR

I don't like DANCING, so I MUST be ANTISOCIAL

I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO

I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH'

I listen to my IPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me

I am part of the POLICE FORCE, so I MUST break all SPEED LIMITS

I am FRENCH, so I MUST have a little MOUSTACHE and a BERET

I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT

I can’t just EXCERSISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION

I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPY

I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN

I am a GIRL, so I MUST not like MATH

I am a BOY, so I MUST like GYM

I have ACNE problems, so I must not care about my personal HYGENE

I own an SUV, so I MUST not care about the ENVIRONMENT

I write POETRY, so I MUST be CRAZY

copy and paste if you agree

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

These are the pictures of Ginny's outfits from the mall:

Just imagine it in red and white instead!

Those are some i found so far!

WOW! There is an end to my profile! Not even I knew that! For any of you who have read my entire profile, you are brave, very, very brave! Now, onto the stories!