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Honest Liar by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
Bella once told me that there was nothing braver than a flower growing through a crack in the sidewalk. I laughed because she was always giving feelings to things that don't feel. If she was standing next to me, I'd tuck the dandelion behind her ear. Or she'd blow on it and make a wish. A hundred wishes. Or maybe just one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,792 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 2,072 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Fidelity by IReen Weiss reviews
Damaged Edward, damaged Bella. Two sides of the same scarred coin. When one side is up, the other is down. Language and lots of it. Lemons eventually. It's a slow burn, slow and painful. Mature. Lots of random pop culture references. AH, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 205,466 - Reviews: 5820 - Favs: 4,305 - Follows: 3,740 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Undefined Affair by jayhawkbb reviews
Bella, recovering from a broken heart, meets Edward, who isolates himself emotionally. Their attraction is immediate, but can they be friends and lovers - without the love? BxE, all the regs, some drama, some funny, lemony, language AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 235,742 - Reviews: 4455 - Favs: 4,520 - Follows: 3,202 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 2004 - Favs: 3,513 - Follows: 2,480 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Practice to Deceive by Livie79 reviews
I saw her today. I wasn't impressed. But he wanted her, and that was enough for me. She was just collateral damage. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 131,761 - Reviews: 4712 - Favs: 3,695 - Follows: 2,475 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7636 - Favs: 11,518 - Follows: 6,102 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 7259 - Favs: 7,372 - Follows: 5,109 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Happened One Night by spanglemaker9 reviews
Just one night, just for fun, no strings and no expectations. Simple things never stay that way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,526 - Reviews: 4159 - Favs: 4,478 - Follows: 2,940 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This Is Who I Am by pattyrose reviews
Edward Cullen, successful business exec/playboy/all around bad boy. Bella Swan, divorced mom/graphic artist/unwilling to trust her heart to the likes of someone like Edward again. Will she give him a chance? Does he even deserve one? AH, AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 362,984 - Reviews: 6464 - Favs: 6,759 - Follows: 2,836 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6654 - Favs: 6,037 - Follows: 2,953 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 11,907 - Follows: 6,022 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete