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Joined 06-09-09, id: 1964339, Profile Updated: 07-12-10
Author has written 10 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Misc. Books, Host, Harry Potter, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Death Note, Artemis Fowl, and Nightmare Before Christmas.

Hola!! HogoshaOtaku here. I obviously have -not- changed my name yet. Laziness is such a burden...u.u Anyway, now that my computer is no longer crashed, I can update!! Celebrate with me! *duz futterwacken* Yeah, be jealous of those dance skillz. I've slowly come to realize that I really need to write some new fanfics and finish my old ones soon...I'm dragging everything out and my friends aren't very happy...^-^" I really missed fanfiction...*rolls around happily* Really, Fanfiction isn't an obsession, it's a way of life!! XD

FYI- OTAKUWOLF AND I ARE WRITING A HUNGER GAMES FANFIC!! ITS POSTED ON HER PROFILE FOR THOSE WHO ARE INTERESTED!! Its called: Thirteen.

ANOTHER FYI- TO THOSE OF YOU WHO LIKE FRUITS BASKET, NARUTO, OR HOST CLUB: Creager and I have posted the crackiest crackfic to ever be written while not actually on crack. So you should go to her page and check it out, cuz we know you wanna!!

Friend Quotes:

'A good oxymoron: happily married.' -Brom

'I will not condone fighting while I'm trying to win a war!!' -Creager

'Oh, go ahead. Hit me in the leg with a ping-pong ball. Its not like I need it.' -Sophie

'You fight like a dairy farmer, you pathetic excuse for a ketchup bottle!!'- Me

'Don't even get me started on the mustard!' -Chibi

'(Leah gets trampled by opposing football team) Woohoo, Leah!! Way to take one for the team!!' -Caso Sensei

'Shut up and keep talking.'- Me

'I'm not cute!! Rawr!'- Hii-senpai

'Ain't that just a bucketful of helpfulness?' -Me

'Sorry, I can't go to school Thursday. I'm scheduled to have a fever.' -Chi chan

'Save it for the bedroom, you two!' -Hari

'Did you know that breathing is highly recommended by doctors? Apparently it helps you live longer.' -Me

Oh, I am also an INSANE NejiTen and DracoGinny fangirl. Only a few of my Favorited stories aren't NejiTen or DracoGinny, so I apologize...


If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile! :))

So many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in, if you're not one of those girls copy and past this into your profile.Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree(or not), copy this and put it in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you spend at least 3 hours a day looking at fanfictions...writing fanfictions...or looking at others profiles than copy and paste this on your profile!

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can think of at least one person you would like to push down a well (Karin counts), copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so bored you just sat in the computer chair staring at your computer copy this into your profile.

If you got anyone addicted to Naruto in your life (including friends, family, etc...) or any anime, copy this into your profile.

If you ever got an anime opening or end theme song stuck in anyone’s head, then copy this into your profile!

If you think it's weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile. (Seriously, WTF people!?)

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

lol if u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile

IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUND OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Straight A student, and yet I can be such an idiot half my life!!)

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. (Words to those people...hem...screw you and get a real life!!)

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Naruto-fan-Okami-chan, HogoshaOtaku

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf, danyan, Zutara Lover, lehcar-light, Naruto-fan-Okami-chan, HogoshaOtaku

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, sorceress-of-faith, Ribbon-chan03, LaughsLikeGirl, shavana-clara-ara,Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover, Naruto-fan-Okami-chan, HogoshaOtaku

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off.

I HATE KARIN!! if you do, paste this onto your profile unn.

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Last Chance at Forever by MishaRoseTennant reviews
The Doctor gets a chance. One he never thought he deserved. On this, possibly his most important journey since the Time War. A lot of Doctor/Rose, and Amy/Rory too! The first chapter is a preview into the story. *if anyone wants to create a cover please feel free to PM me!*
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 134,526 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Rose T., 11th Doctor
Other People's Pets by ABadPlanWellExecuted reviews
Rose decides to keep the Dalek instead of Adam. The Doctor is not amused. Absolutely cracktacular!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
But What If by MishaRoseTennant reviews
The Doctor and Amy visit a completely random planet, but when Amy wanders off by herself for awhile, she meets another human. Another human who just so happens to be a blond woman. The Doctor thought that it was a useless cause to hope about things that seemed impossible, but what if it wasn't? My version of Season 5 w/ Rose. 11/Rose, Amy/Rory
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,400 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Job Gone Wrong by AznAnimeGrl2649 reviews
.:NejiTen:. [AU] The last thing Tenten wanted was for her life to be complicated. Enter Hyuuga Neji, an assassin for hire. The good: he's not hard on the eyes. The bad: his arrogant attitude. The ugly: they have to live together under one roof. Needless to say, Tenten's life just got complicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,942 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
The Girlfriend Agreement by partbritishtowhead reviews
Their first kiss is accidental. Their second is experimental. Their third? Well, I'll let you figure that one out for yourself. Leonard moves back to NJ, and Penny copes with his absence by moving in with Sheldon. Oh, the humanity.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 66,480 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Just to Make Sure by mbrattoo reviews
This alternates between Magnus' and Alec's POV. It all stems from them attempting to have a heart to heart and can be really fluffy at times. There's also a lot of romance. This covers birthdays, holidays and, many other days in their lives. Enjoy!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,685 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L.
One Little Time Lord Running After Rose by Ellena Tyler reviews
The Doctor tries to abandon Rose on Bad Wolf Bay again, but the Bad Wolf has a different plan. When the woman he loves is stolen away, how far will he go to get her back? Pairings 10/Rose, and maybe some Jack/Donna later.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,959 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Human NatureFamily of Blood Rewrite by DoctorWhoRocks2011 reviews
What if Rose was in Human Nature/Family of Blood instead of Martha. How would it change the episode and John Smiths reaction to her instead of Joan Redfern.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,123 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
When It Just Happens by lauraxtennant reviews
Final chapter up now: The Doctor makes good on his promise to be romantic for once, and after sorting out an alien dispute like they do best, he and Rose have a nice three course meal whilst watching the stars, and he finally gives her her birthday gift.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,269 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Chinchillas, Males, and Numbers that Haunt Me by Ketchupdtoytle reviews
My life is insane. My family doesnt understand me,my pet chinchilla tends to eat everything that crosses his path,and I may or may not be in love with my sworn enemy. At least I have my trusty diary 2 be there, no matter what happens.AngusThongsFFSnogStyl
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,657 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Blue Bloods by IrisEclipsed reviews
Tenten thinks he's an ass; Neji thinks she's dirt. Marriage seems inevitable for the couple that can't stand each other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,521 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Revenge is as Sweet as Ripened Mangoes by Crystal Cayden reviews
How do you think my brother would feel if I played Quidditch against him...and won...on the Slytherin team?" Silence. Luna Lovegood piped up, "I'd say he'd feel substantially unhappy." Ginny grinned. "Excellent!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,240 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Roommates by Metal-Blondie reviews
I'm accepted to the best boarding-school in Japan, I have good teachers that I get along with and my rommates are the two most popular boys in school. It can't be better! ... Hear the sarcasm? NejiTen, SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,467 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Ariellus Must Wait by xjabberwockyxpeacex reviews
Rose finds out she's pregnant with the Doctor's child. How will the Doctor react?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,297 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Tribute by maremarethebear reviews
What if Katniss couldn't volunteer to take Prim's place? What if Prim was in the 74th Hunger Games instead of Katniss?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,011 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Prim E., Peeta M. - Complete
Thicker Than Water by hollyivy7 reviews
Where did you think Gaara got his red hair and green eyes from? Harry Potter gets the surprise of his life when he meets his brother. He struggles to keep his magic from Gaara. But what he doesn't know is that Gaara has secrets too... Naruto/HP crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Harry P., Gaara
Limericks of the Caribbean by Dr. Sugar reviews
No pirate is safe from its wrath. No pirate can hide from... LIMERICKS! A collection of silly mini poems featuring your favorite PotC characters- not to be taken seriously. Rated K plus for safety. UPDATE: Last chapter has been added!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
SharpBladed Spirit by FenixPhoenix reviews
Knowing she has no other choice, Tenten accepts an S-Rank mission that entails her to get captured and tortured. But what happens when Neji finds out? Will he be able to reach her before it's too late? ::TentenxNeji:: ::slight, one-sided SaixTenten:: R&R. Finished & Revised!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,617 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - [Tenten, Neji H.] Ibiki M., Sai - Complete
I hate vampires, and that includes you Neji Hyuga! by xdestinyxforeverx reviews
Tenten, a human hates everything about vampires. Enrolling in an all vampire school, she meets Neji, a full breed vampire. As always, she claims that she hates him just because he's a vampire. But, can she resist his charm, and his lust for her blood?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,832 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Xtreme Mission! LeexTenten are Babysitting! by Pooh Bear Is My Hero reviews
Lee and Tenten are given a special mission by Tsunade: To babysit a 4 month old baby! Can they do it, or will they kill each other first? And can love possibly bloom from this strange mission? LeexTenten fic written with Andromeda Akatsuki Princess
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,226 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Tenten, Lee R.
Tenten's Rivalry by JennBug reviews
Tenten's life literally turns to hell overnight. If a serious injury and upcoming chuunin exams weren't enough to worry about, she must now come to terms with her 'youthfully raging hormones' ! LeeTen, ShikaIno, and others. CH 6 Up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,381 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Lee R., Tenten
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Host Club Incognito reviews
The Host Club go camping...wait what? Haha yup. Tents, s'mores, fishing, sleepingbags, the works! The Host Club going incognito as normalers. Slight Haruhi torture! Warning crack-ish XD!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,723 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009
The Explosion Before Easter reviews
Santa is back, and badder than ever! Jealous of the limelight Eater steals form Christmas, he's determined to end the holiday once and for all. Can Jack and Sally save Easter? OneShot! Slight JackxSally.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Jack S., Sally - Complete
Happy Halloween? reviews
Our favorite Naruto boys get...'convinced' into going trick-or-treating with the girls. What disasters will insue? Will love bloom on this fun and candy-filled holiday? NaruHina, SasuSaku, NejiTen, KibaTema, ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Complete
It's My Party reviews
Songfic to: It's My Party by Lesley Gore. Most of you won't know this song...it's very old. At Tenten's birthday party, something happens that seperates Neji and Tenten! Better than summary sounds. Sequel: Judy's Turn To Cry. NejixTen!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Resistance, My Story reviews
A sequel to the Host, in a new character's eyes. Owen leads her 3 friends to the Resistance, hoping to find a new life. And love! What happens when Rose sees her brothers again? And Tilla meets her brother's murderer. Better than the summary sounds!
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009
What If Artemis Was Forced To Play A Sport? reviews
The title says it all! Takes place after Miles and Beckett were born. No pairings! One Shot! Number 3 in the 'What If' series.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
What If Ryuuk Didn't Have Apples For A Week? reviews
Everything is said in the title! Takes place before Kira was caught. No pairings! One shot! Number 2 in the 'What If' series.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
What If Akito Really Was A Guy? reviews
Need I say more? Takes place before Kureno left Sohma House. No pairings! Oneshot! Number 1 in the 'What If' series.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Akito S., Kureno S. - Complete
The Bounce Back reviews
When Harry dies in an accident, he leaves Ginny cold, scared, and heart-broken. When she goes to a bar to drink her problems away, who does she see? Will he help her? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
When the Wolves Appear reviews
It's just a poem about the beauty of wolves. Cuz wolves and werewolves are awesome! So, if you're a werewolf or you just love wolves, read this poem and give me your opinion!
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Complete
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