Age: Somewhere between 13 and 20

Gender: Female

Birthday: Sometime in the span of a year

\Favorite Food: Chocolate

Favorite Color: Glitter

Favorite Animal: Bird

I don't know why my name is FireyInferno but my profile picture is a sky.
That just kind of happened.

"Friends ask why you're crying. Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury whoever made you cry."

"Most politicians are like Christmas lights; Half of them don't work and the other half aren't very bright."

"Some people are like Slinkies; Not good for much, but fun to push down the stairs."

"An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough."

"Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English."

"You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo."

"I'm not weird I'm limited edition."

Things to do in public:

1: Scream at someone "You're one of them!" and back away slowly.

2: Go to PetSmart and buy birdseed, then ask how long it will take for the birds to grow.

3: When money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'.

4: Bring a desk into the elevator and ask people if they have an appointment.

5: Fill an empty Windex bottle with blue Gatorade, drink, then double over in pain.

6: Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.

7:Go up to random people at the mall, hold up your ID and ask if they've seen this person.

8: Order diet water with a straight face.

9: Page yourself over the intercom.

10: When leaving the zoo, run to the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

11: Fill a mayo jar with vanilla pudding and eat.

12: Follow joggers around in your car blasting 'Eye of the Tiger'.

13: Wear a shirt that says 'Life', then hand out lemons to random people.

14: Change name to Simon and start speaking in third person.

15: Run into a store, ask someone what year it is. When someone answers, yell 'It worked!' and run out cheering.