Age: 20

Sex: Male

Home: Somewhere, Indiana

Hobbies: Writing (gasp), drawing, reading, working out

Occupation: I'm going to college for an English major (another gasp). I hope to write professionally later in life (do you see a pattern here). Writing for FanFiction.net is definitely good practice.

I plan on writing fictions for several categories. I just happened to come up with one for Naruto first. If any of you are wondering if my chosen name has anything to do with being a fan of Naruto, wonder no more. It doesn't. I merely combined the two nicknames I had in high school for this. I use the same name for my Xbox live account.

You might be wondering why it took so long for me to put anything in my bio. The simple answer: I'm lazy as hell. But that doesn't mean I'm going to cheap out on my stories. Writing is one of the few things in this life that I truly enjoy doing, and I'll always find time to do it.

Likes:

Long, well written stories

Sasuke/Sakura Bashing: While it's certaintly not a must for the stories I read, it's a welcome element when done correctly. Subtlety is the name of the game. Those fics that make normally indifferent or even kind characters magically evil and hateful annoy me.

Dislikes:

Overpowered OC's: They annoy me to no end. I hate it when some super powerful oc shows up out of nowhere with powers that blow everyone else's out of the water. Of course, there are exceptions to the rule, with well thought out back stories, but those are few and far between. Example: Arai Katsu from Guardian by Thelow

AU highschool fics: Taking well known characters out of their own setting and placing them in highschool... I have no idea why they exist, all I know is I hate them with every fiber of my being.

Favorite Naruto pairings:

Naruto x Hinata: it just feels right.

Naruto x Harem: also feels right, but in a very different way (perverted giggle)

Shikamaru x Temari: it's just fun to watch them interact

Neji x TenTen: just because I have no idea who else to put them with

Least favorite Naruto pairings:

Any yaio pairings: they don't really make sense

Naruto x Sakura: Sakura's a bitch and should never be anything more than a friend

Sasuke x Hinata: How high do you have to be to think this is a good idea?

Neji x Hinata: Hmm, now why don't I like this one? Oh yeah... BECAUSE THEY'RE RELATED YOU SICK BASTARDS!!

Kiba x Hinata: I don't know why, but every time I see this pairing I feel like punching something

Favorite Story on FF: Taking Control by fake a smile. This is an absolutely amazing fic and is far and away my favorite story on this site. It's incredibly well written, with proper grammar and punctuation. Spelling mistakes are very few and very far between. The author does a wonderful job at making Harry powerful at a gradual pace as well as describing how his actions affect his relationships with his friends and others around him. If you like Hary Potter fics then this is a must read. Seriously, read it. Or I will find you and make you read it.

Upcoming Stories:

Naruto Fics:

Path of the Wandering Nin: Jiraiya returns to Konoha only seven years after Kyuubi's rampage. When he witnesses Naruto's treatment by the villagers, he decides to fulfill his role as Naruto's godfather. Taking the boy away from Konoha, Jiraiya trains Naruto to be as strong as possible in order to defend himself. With no allegiance to any shinobi village, Naruto wanders the elemental countries to find his place in the world.

Harry Potter Fics:

Into Oblivion: Harry Potter/Elder Scrolls IV Crossover. During the battle with Voldemort in the graveyard, someone attempts to interupt the Priori Incantatem, with suprising results. Now Harry's been cast into a realm long forgotten, trying to find a way back to a world that believes him dead.

Harry Potter the Boy Wonder: Harry Potter/Batman Crossover. When Harry is eight, the Dursley's use a trip to America as an opportunity to get rid of the boy. Lost and utterly alone, Harry happens upon a crime being foiled by the Caped Crusader himself. Taking an interest in the boy, Bruce Wayne adopts him and trains young Harry to defend himself. All's going well... until Harry recieves a letter on his eleventh birthday calling him home. Set in Batman Begins/Dark Knight continuity.