Mr. Derpsterhide bio
 So... How does one start a profile? I guess I should start of by introducing myself. Hello, my name is *undisclosed* but just call me by my account name. I'm a guy (Those of you unobservant enough to not notice the Mr. part off my name) who just likes literature (and anime). I'm not a very good writer, and a just barely better than mediocre editor.(I have yet to set up a beta account). Don't expect quality, basically everything I write is going to suck. I write them so I get better, so criticism is helpful. Don't be afraid to make fun of my horrible writing skills, but please make sure to explain how I should improve. This is where people would put updates on their stories right? Sadly, I only have a story in the works that I'm not even sure is worth posting yet. But this does not mean I'm never going to post anything, you just have to hang on. :3 |
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No Goddesses Need Apply by lord of the land of fire reviews
Aqua abandons Kazuma and he is forced to survive on his own. There is no stopping him now.
KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,779 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 9h - Published: 7/2
Shokugeki no Sōma: Nashi Saito de Chīfu by Gale-Dragon reviews
Ever since he picked up a kitchen knife at age three, Sōma knew he wanted to be a chef. For twelve years, he cooked in the kitchen of his family diner. But he doesn't cook like you or me. No, he has his own cooking style, and that style will change the world of cooking forever. After all, Sōma's blind.
Shokugeki no Soma/食戟のソーマ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,930 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Soma Y., Alice N., Akira H., Mayumi K.
Sealkeeper: He Who Binds by Eyazahrid reviews
His sister may have been given the Kyuubi, but armed with Namikaze Minato's greatest sealing masterpiece, Uzumaki Naruto will carve his way through the shinobi world- one body at a time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 96 - Words: 635,070 - Reviews: 7080 - Favs: 6,813 - Follows: 7,223 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Naruko U.
Sealed Legacy by Psycho G reviews
(New Chapter Posted) After discovering a long lost ancient forbidden master sealing technique created by a deceased clan leader and seal grandmaster of the Uzumaki clan, Jiraiya studies and tampers with it only for it to lead to unexpected results. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 601,101 - Reviews: 4414 - Favs: 6,381 - Follows: 6,689 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Honkai Impact 3rd: Atonement by andrewaigalew2000 reviews
The fallout of the 2nd Herrscher's reawakening leaves Kiana guilt-ridden and lost. Having left behind her old-life and in pursuit of those responsible, Kiana must deal with the effects of having the consciousness of the Honkai Queen locked inside her mind as the Valkyries of St. Freya attempt to track down their friend, while also fighting back a 3rd Honkai Outbreak.
Honkai Impact 3rd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,207 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 2/16 - [Kiana K., Mei R.] [Bronya Z., Seele V.]
Misunderstanding by Laury Rose reviews
Erina is heard by a journalist when she is declaring her love for Sōma. But was she really? It seems nobody cares about what she says on that matter... Welcome to Erina's personal hell. *Complete*
Shokugeki no Soma/食戟のソーマ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 188,945 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 1/18/2016 - [Soma Y., Erina N.] Alice N., Hisako A. - Complete
Stuck on an Island with a Cute Demon by Yangster reviews
So... Escaping from that brat's seal did not go exactly as she had planned. Now she is stuck on some stupid island with the knuckleheaded monkey as her only source of entertainment. Will he end up annoying her to the point where she kills him or will something else happen? As for him, all he can really think about is how the Nine-Tailed Fox went from a demon to a beautiful woman.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,145 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 1/12 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama]
Naruto Path of Shinobi by Ronin2106 reviews
Banished from his home, ostracized by his friends, betrayed by those he thought as closest to him, Naruto finally lets go of his ideals of Konoha and begins a new life. 7 years later, now a world famous Shinobi and with legacy of Uzumaki and Senju at his side, Naruto once again comes in contact with Konoha, who ask him of help. Banished!Naruto, NarutoxFemKyuubixHarem, Father!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 97,127 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 2,982 - Updated: 12/10/2018 - Published: 6/27/2018 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] Kushina U., Mei T.
I killed you, can I get a kiss now? by StarShootingBird reviews
Chara woke up, not in their room, but on a bed of golden flowers down in the Pit. There's a human child sitting next to them, so this obviously could only mean one thing: Human invasion. So, they'll just murder the child, go home and make sure mum, dad, and Asriel are all okay. It's not like they woke up years in the future where they've been dead the whole time, right? [Charisk]
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 213,255 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 10/19/2018 - Published: 6/12/2016 - [Chara, Frisk]
The Corrupted Mind by NarutoPlug reviews
Naruto meets Kyuubi during another beating and she gives him powers to get revenge on Konoha. Kyuubi takes this oppertunity and makes Naruto into the demon she wants, while also brainwashing Naruto into listening to her and her only. Dark Naruto x Evil Fem. Kurama! Insane Naruto! Godlike Naruto! Konaha bashing! Good Sasuke and Sakura!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 297,490 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 6/1/2018 - Published: 11/23/2015 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Nothing to Lose by GenericUsename359 reviews
In Gaara's fight against Kimimaro, he could never have anticipated the strange and mysterious jutsu Orochimaru had taught his servant. Being sent to another dimension was certainly not on Gaara's to-do list, but does he even care? He has no friends. No Family. No loved ones. Nothing to lose. (Starts at the beginning of the Oracion Seis arc)
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,691 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 7/2/2017 - [Gaara, Wendy M.]
In Charge by coincidencless reviews
Ampeels, a species of 'inquisitive' predators. To be inquisitive, they must have some intelligence. It turns out they have quite a bit of intelligence indeed.
SubNautica - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 178,269 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/11/2018 - Published: 6/27/2017 - Complete
Nakiri-san to Yukihira-kun (NAKIYUKI) by Envoy of the White Moon reviews
Ten years ago, two children meet long before they were meant to. This small change in time binds these two together on a journey that will rock their world for years to come. They shall meet again, changing not only their lives but the lives of those around them. (Tags: School life, Slice of Life, Romance, Drama, Cooking, Comedy, Ecchi)
Shokugeki no Soma/食戟のソーマ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,543 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 2,011 - Updated: 1/17/2018 - Published: 5/14/2015 - [Erina N., Soma Y.]
My Demon Tenant Can't Be This Cute! by Yangster reviews
The Nine-Tailed Fox. A mighty creature of pure chakra, with a visage fearsome enough to put the most hardened of men into fear comas. That was how the demon was known to Naruto. Now just imagine his surprise when he suddenly meets the fox and realizes that she's a girl. An insanely cute girl at that. It is just too bad about her nasty attitude. She sure is fluffy though. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,636 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 2,433 - Follows: 1,941 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 3/18/2017 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Neo Yondaime Hokage by Psycho G reviews
AU. In battling and defeating Kyuubi No Kitsune, the sealing jutsu unexpectedly sealed away Yondaime Hokage into Naruto. What will life for Naruto be like now that Yondaime is sealed away into him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 627,943 - Reviews: 8997 - Favs: 8,550 - Follows: 6,986 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Blonde Nine-Tailed Fox by SadisticDedenne reviews
Naruto is nearly killed by Sasuke and in order to save Naruto the Kyuubi sends Naruto back through time and fuses with the blonde in order to keep the blonde alive and happy. With the fusion comes the Kyuubi's death so now Naruto is stuck in the past with no way to get to his present and has to deal with his teenage father who has an obvious crush on our now nine-tailed blonde.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,753 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 5153 - Favs: 9,853 - Follows: 5,826 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Invisible Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy, a bloodlimit that nobody could have foreseen...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 113,757 - Reviews: 2128 - Favs: 5,741 - Follows: 4,308 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11211 - Favs: 14,835 - Follows: 9,956 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Different Life by Modon reviews
Naruto is sent back in time along with a edo tensei'd Yagura during the fourth shinobi war, due to an accidental Kamui. Watch the prodigal Naruto Uzumaki now living as Yagura Kenji, reshaping history with a new identity as a legendary Konoha shinobi. Time travel! Action! Romance and drama in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,813 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Naruto U., Mikoto U., Kushina U., Yagura
merged souls by kotina reviews
naruto and kyuubis souls are merged into one insted of kurama suimply being sealed inside of naruto please r&r
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Demonic Transformation Series 1: Lover and Tormentor by Acaykath reviews
When Akatsuki attacks Naruto after he returns from his training trip with Jiraiya, Naruto accidentally releases the full might of the Kyuubi. Naruto becomes suicidal after killing Hinata as she confesses her love for him and the Kyuubi must give him reason to live.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,362 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 4/12/2009 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
The Log by ThatReallyReallyWeirdDude reviews
"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,965 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Naruto U.
Son of the Kyuubi by Dzero9 reviews
Honoring the Yondaime, The Kyuubi no Yoko raises Naruto as his own son. NaruHina, SasufemHaku, ItaAya, others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 69,952 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Kyuubi N: Son of the Demon King by VFSNAKE reviews
Full Summary inside. Don't own Naruto and all that stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 75,794 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The New Kyuubi by Savanor reviews
Things didn't turn out well in the fight at the Valley of the End. Instead of badly beaten by Sasuke, Naruto dies. The afterlife has offered Naruto a deal: He could come back to life if he takes up the mantle of Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,208 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U.
Kyuubis Gou by UrufuKiba22 reviews
He woke up in the middle of the night, the Ichiraku was closed, and he was alone. This was the very least of his problems because the villagers see something he dosen't. NaruHina most likely
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 184,406 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Complete