here begins a long and perilless journey...

I LIKE PIE! the end.

no but seriously, hello and welcome and welcome and hello. my name is (extremely long and loud school bell sounds in background almost as if to censor out my name which coincidentally is also very long but not loud) . did u get that?

i'm totally psyched to be starting an account on this site because i'm seriously considering being an author when i grow up (and/or get out of jail... JK!). so plz read some of my stories (if/when i finally post them)and tell me that i don't suck. and if u think i DO suck that just means ur a democrat. _

but now to get more personal (steps closer) my favorite show is That 70's show, favorite movie: Napoleon Dynamite, im a cancer, and im also gonna be a director.

(suspenseful narraration) This Summer, from the academy award winner film maker (same long school bell) comes a movie of epic porportions. Jon Heder in ... "Another napoleon star wars teens movie" coming soon. rated Q (end Sunspenseful narraration)

YAYYY!! umm, r u still here? o...k... 0_o

what do u want from me?! o

im completely random so u may find me funny. or annoying. i hope it's both.

that's all... seriously.

11/12/07

Hey guys just want u to know i've started my first story. YAY!

all i'll tell u is that it includes family guy, pokemon, futurama, the simpsons, that 70's show, napoleon dynamite, star wars, and transformers. Daaaaaaaaaaaaang.

i may include more but for now thats it.

plz watch for it. thanks.

11/13/07

If you are obsessed with the seventies, copy and paste this to your profile page and add your name to the list so we can worship Fez: Jazman71092

Hey sorry i haven't updated. give me about a month to get the next chapter together.

1/17/08

again i need more time, sorry. i promise it'll be good.

2/12/08

Hey, I'm back. I know i was gone for about a year but i want to stat writing again. but now i have more work to do on other things than i did before. anyways, I'll try to keep it going because i really think that this story i'm writing needs closure because you guys don't even know what i have planned for it. thanks for welcoming me back!

9/15/08