The Avarice Philosophyhide bio
 Hi there! I'm Pernilla, 18 yrs old and I live in a city called Trollhättan, in the south part of Sweden. I live on a small farm on the counrtyside with horses, dogs and cats, but I also love the city (born in a big city, Gothenburg) and likes to go shopping or mayby go out clubbing the whole night long :P I don't really know what to say more about myself but my biggest passions in life is probebly animals, nature, music and litterature! I'm reading through books like they were oxygen and my absolute favorites are definetly the Twilight Saga! Another favourite is the Dark tower series by Stephen king. Mayby I'll see you around :) |
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Defrosting Edward by Aleeab4u reviews
Bella's been trying to warm Edward up in more ways than one. With a little help from Alice, a broken truck and a few burned fingers, she just might have found his defrost button. Rated M with canon characters, based on "practice makes perfect." E/B AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 162,326 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
Where You Least Expect It by DaniWrites reviews
Bella hates her sorority, and gets set up with Edward as a tutor. Edward just screams dork-tastic. AH. I suck at summaries. M for language, mild drug use, and citrus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,739 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Yogurt, water bed and porn essay by addict-writer reviews
Winner of the Geeky Edward Contest 2010. Edward manages the spill yogurt on her, they end up paired to write an essay about reproduction and have some fun on her water bed. Bella comes to realize that nerd people are fun. BxE Two-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,790 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by Rhian0000 reviews
Bella longs to be loved by Edward in every way before she is changed. Edward has agreed to try. On the verge of marriage and forever together, Bella wants to explore their physical love – will he let her? Set at the Beginning of Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,492 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood and Lust by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
Edward is having trouble balancing his urges for Bella's blood and Bella's body before the wedding. What started out as a simple "Practice Fic" has become a retelling of BD from EPOV that lets us see just how much he struggles for control at every turn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 133,650 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Cup of Chunky Peanut Butter by jennlynnfs reviews
WINNER for the AwkWard Contest. With best friend Angela moving forward in her relationship with Ben, Bella feels she's being left behind. She tries to remedy the situation by going for Edward Cullen, but being inexperienced makes for awkward situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,982 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 300 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cinnamon Bread and Awkward Head by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Entry for the Awkward Contest. Sugar and Spice and all things awkward. Will Edward's embarrassing behaviour blow his chances with the girl of his choice? Or will cinnamon gum lover Isabella Swan know just what to do with him? O/S. AH. Second Place Winner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 95 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sixteen Hours by BelieveItOrNot reviews
Twilight one-shot, written for the help for haiti auction: A snapshot into Bella's life as she meets the new and unexpected vet in town. Bella struggles with her inner fears and her desire to trust Edward all in one night. E/B Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,952 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Meadow Series 2 by JanaFae reviews
The night after Bella and Edward make love for the first time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,669 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stripped by punkfarie reviews
Edward and Bella both nearly lose their lives when they lose their first loves. Can they find a reason to live in each other or will their relationship send one of them over the edge? OOC, ExB, AH. Rated M. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 261,045 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
The Beauty and The Geek by vix2020 reviews
Edward Cullen is a painfully shy intellectual desperately in love with his quiet, beautiful classmate Bella Swan. Slight Twilight Parody. Originally written for The Sexy Edward Contest. Expanded from one-shot to novella. RATED M. AU/AH/OOC. EPOV/BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,932 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
After The Turn Escapades by MaeCullen17 reviews
This is the sequel to "Before The Turn Escapades". It's a series of adventures that Bella and Edward take after her change into a vampire. Very Lemony, just the way you like it!: May get OOC. I won't be continuing this story...my sincere apologies.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,915 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fore Play by RedWingNut reviews
Bella is the lucky recipient of Edward's 'hole in one' on the golf course. One Shot. AU/AH. Humorous smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Before The Turn Escapades by MaeCullen17 reviews
A collection of "romantic" escapades of Edward & Bella before he turns her. *She never get's pregnant on Isle Esme* Pretty true to character. Lemons galore! Stay tuned for "After The Turn"! **Check out my other stories!**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,833 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In My Life by JanesSmile reviews
A tragic accident forever alters their lives. The six are changed, emotionally and physically. Bella returns, four years later, to pick up the pieces of whats left of Edward. Will he be there to pick up the pieces of whats left of her? A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,498 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bleeding Love by zgirl21 reviews
Edward, Bella, and Jacob are childhood friends who are now college roommates. Edward, who only seems to care about one-night stands and his band, and Bella, studious and responsible, are always fighting...and Jacob? All-Human. E/B. Not for Jacob lovers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,145 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Forever Seventeen by RitaRitaMargarita reviews
It's Edward's birthday. Bella plans a little surprise for him. All vampires, AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
EARTHQUAKE! by Thallium81 reviews
When a virgin is kidnapped in the jungles of Isle Esme, a daring anthropologist rushes in to the rescue. But will they be able to escape the island before falling victim to the predators, natives, and pirates? AH EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,482 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hardest Choice by sez-princess reviews
Just a short story; Edward is in love with his best friend Bella & Bella wants to loose her virginity to best friend Edward before they graduate. Complete with Epilogue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,372 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Candy Canes and Sin by aeonish reviews
Awkward conversations and drunken co-workers make an office Christmas party nearly unbearable until Bella connects with an irresistible green-eyed Santa Claus and sparks fly. AU/AH. One-shot. Co-written with regattabay for "A Very Cullen Christmas".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Since Feeling is First by Kitschisme reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Featuring... SEXY LIBRARIAN EDWARD! Read and you shall be rewarded with a hot and sexy LIBRARY LEMON! Rated M for sexy time. PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete