Hello there! As you can see, my username is Chrysanthemum Grey, but you guys can just call me Grey.

I'm just a person who likes to write crappy fanfictions and draw terrible pictures for fun. If you are following me from my Black Butler/Weeaboo days, you should probably unfollow. I'll most likely never continue/repost that fanfiction.

Fanfictions That I Plan On Writing/Am Currently Writing

Fandom - Homestuck
Type - Multi chapter fanfiction
AU - Medievalstuck
Pairings - JohnDave, DirkJake, RoxyJane, Jadekat

Discontinued Fanfiction/Stuff Grey probably Won't Write

Fandom - Hetalia
Type - Multiple chapter fanfiction
AU - Pottertalia
Pairing - Multiple pairings, mostly USUK with a little FRUK.

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Fandom - Hetalia
Type - Oneshot
AU - None.
Pairing - USUK

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Fandom - Hetalia
Type - Possibly a Oneshot?
AU - Human, Fantasy, Soulmate, Victorian
Pairing - USUK

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Fandom - Hetalia
Type - Oneshot, may evolve into a Multiple chapter fanfiction
AU - Human
Pairing - USUK
Trigger warnings.

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Fandoms That I have sold my soul to Am In

Notes About My Fanfictions

Things I Ship

This section is good for knowing which pairings I might involve in my fanfictions.

Hetalia

Homestuck

38 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out, "Group hug!" And then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" and then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style, "Is that your final answer."

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!" and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce, "It is time..."

38. If someone looks at you, scream, "I swear! I only meant to knock him out for a little bit!"

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THINGS TO DO WHILE AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

"When can we live in a world where chickens can cross the road without being questioned about their motives?"

"I'm the type of girl that can watch all the scary movies I want and not get scared, but I scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster."

"Blondes have more fun, but brunettes actually remember it the next day."

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."

"A palm can say a lot, especially when it smacks you."

"I trip UP the stairs."

"Brilliant brunette with many blonde moments."

"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."

“You call it insanity, I call it inspiration.”

"I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do!"

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow."

"The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do."

"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me."

"Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

"I HATE IT WHEN THE LITTLE VOICES ARGUE WITH MY IMAGINARY FRIENDS!"

"Never tell anyone your problems. 20% don't care, and the other 80% are glad you have them."

"Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon!"

"I'm the kind of person who spends hours trying to drown a fish."

"Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."

"I'm not crazy. My reality is just... different than yours."

"NEVER go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge."

"It takes skill to trip over a flat surface!"

“Between two evils, I go with the one I haven’t tried yet!”

Female come backs:
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.
Man: Going my way, babe?
Woman: I'm going the other way, genius.
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"