"Dear Aro, Marcus, and Caius. I write to you from a Walmart in Missouri, USA where I think you'll soon find yourselves frequenting. Enclosed is all the information my mate and I could gather. Whatever you do, don't screw this up. With Love, From Alice Cullen."

I'd be the first to admit that Self Inserts can be simultaneously good fun and painfully cliche but...when I wake up, in a fucking womb of all things, I can almost sense the Universe laughing at my trolled ass.Whilst trying to help a green-haired cinnamon-roll, learn a new language and become a Pro to keep an eye on my reckless twin brother...you end up with two Bakugous at UA

People always talk about how great the Sharingan is, 'it can see through any genjutsu' 'It can recreate any ninjutsu' 'It can predict the future.' But I never really believed them. Not until I unlocked my own pair, and made a startling discovery, "Itachi-nii I can see new colors!" Yeah, I may not have been the most noble of Uchiha, but hey, at least I was having fun? SI/OC