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Joined 12-10-13, id: 5379082, Profile Updated: 07-28-16
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Hi guys! Im a 16 year old girl who love to write and hope you will like my storys from now on! (n_n)

Visit my friend Basiliisks profile too! Shes even more awesome than I am!


Random Facts About Me For Those of You Who Actually Care:

Preferred name: Seon

Favorite color: Blue, purple then gold/red

Favorite article of clothing: um... hoddies (n_n)

If you could change anything about your appearance… I would want blue eyes and natrually red hair!

Favorite number: 12

Half empty or half full? Fill the damn glass all the way! Don't give me any of this cheap half full/half empty crap!

Turkey or chicken ...Pork?

If you could be doing anything right now… Watching anime or draw. Drawing is good too...

Ever been in love? Yep. It's called the mirror.

Siblings Can I lie and say no? Please?

One word to describe yourself Crazy! XD

Favorite food Ramen

Where did the Sorting Hat put you? GRIFFINDORE!

If you had one super-power, what would it be? To fly. That is SO aweome

Which shoe goes on first? They both go on at the same time. (Skill!)

Ever throw a shoe at someone? My best friend. She was annoying me

Do you cook? Ramen and stuff

Current mood? No idea. Ask me tomorrow.


Top Five Naruto Characters: Konan, Hinata, Kakashi, Naruto and Pein

Top Five Fullmetal Alchemist Characters: Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Winnry Rockbell, Roy Mustang and Ling

Top Five Fairy tail Characters: Natsu, Erza, Gray, Jellal, Igneel


1) I need to tell you a secret. go to 5

2) the answer is... go to 11

3) don't get angry. go to 15

4) calm down don't get frustrated. go to 13

5) first go to 2

6) don't be angry just go to 12

7) I just wanted to say hi

8) what I wanted to tell you is...is on 14

9) Be patient and go to 4

10) this is the last time I'm going to send you to a number. go to 7

11) I hope ur not annoyed when I say this...but go to 6

12) sorry out of order. go to 8

13) don't get mad just yet...go to 10

14) I don't know how to say this but... go to 3

15) You must be really bored so go to 9


37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


10 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
3. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
4. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
5. Whenever Stating a Fact, Add 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
6. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
8. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
9. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
10. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!!


Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Man: It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Woman: Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: May I see you pretty soon?
Woman: Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Man: Your hair color is fabulous.
Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

Man: You look like a dream.
Woman: Go back to sleep.

Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter. or Stop.

Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Let's start with your bank account.

Man: May I have the last dance?
Woman: You've just had it

Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Woman: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Man: So you wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Granny, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kicks his ass

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process

FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days

BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff

BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME"

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour

BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

«FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test

«BEST FRIENDS: Will stand right next to you screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch

BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours

FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.

BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."

FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush.

BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.


Riddles:

Q: What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows.

Q: I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop.

Q: If you look you cannot see me. And if you see me you cannot see anything else. I can make anything you want happen, but later everything goes back to normal. What am I?

Q: If a chicken says, "All chickens are liars" is the chicken telling the truth?

Q: A father and son went in their car for a road trip. They got in a car crash. The father died, and the son was badly injured. He needed surgery, but in the hospital when the doctor comes in, the doctor says, "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son." Who's the doctor?

Q: Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off, of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How did he do it?

Q: Sergi and Sally where sitting in their family room one night. While Sergi was watching T.V his wife Sally was reading. All of a sudden the power went out and Sergi decided to go to bed, but Sally kept on reading. With no use of artificial light, Sally kept on reading. How?

Q: It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?

Q: There was a red house on the right, a green house on the left, and a blue house in the middle. Where was the white house?

Q: No-legs lay on one-leg, two legs sat near on three legs, four legs got some

Answers:

A: A mountain.

A: Pressure

A: Your imagination.

A: Chickens cannot talk.

A: The doctor was the boys mother.

A: He stood on a block of ice to hang himself.

A: Sally was blind and was reading in Braille.

A: Nothing.

A: In Washington D.C.

A: fish on a little one-legged table, man at table sitting on a three-legged stool, the cat gets the bones


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.(BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (or so people tell me...I'm sure what I think personally, lol)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE, and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be an over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be gay.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.(granted it's anime porn but still porn)
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I
like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE, so I must be an arsonist.


Fanart


Do it one by one. Don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3.Your first initial?4.Your month of birth? 5.Which color do you like more, black or white? 6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours? 7.Your favorite number? 8.Do you like California or Florida more? 9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10.Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down. (don't cheat)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose: Red: You're alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is: A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but he memories will last forever. July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your soulmate.

5. If you choose: Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8.If you choose... California:You like adventure Florida:You are a laid back person.

9.If you choose... Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

The phone will ring right after you repost!

this thing is amazing :)

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Brand Allegiance by StormyBrains reviews
What if every corporation that provides Pandora with weapons each sends a representative to hunt vaults for them? This is a tale of the Corporate Vault Hunt, where we meet the new corporate vault hunters going on adventures, killing bandits and wildlife, looting the loot, being awesome, and finally reaching their ultimate prize: the Vault. WARNING: It may blow your mind!
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 360,819 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 1/29/2015 - [Tiny Tina, OC] Lilith, Maya
Linkedtale by Andyfire123 reviews
So I've had a special link with a monster for as long as I can remember. He makes me laugh so I never worried about it. But when I'm tied to the fate of the underground itself that's when things really get tricky. Let's just say I won't be forgetting this anytime soon, no matter how many times we reset. (on hiatus)
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,589 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Frisk, OC, Sans
Learning to Love by Fantasy Fan 223 reviews
In Bill's last moments, the Axolotl decides to give him a second chance at life. Our nacho overlord is reincarnated into the past as Dipper and Mabel's elder brother. Great. Bill Redemption Story (Cover Art by CreativeSkull) Inspired by Aria Winchester 1's "Dream a Little Dream" [COMPLETE, REWRITE POSTED]
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 65 - Words: 208,880 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 12/26/2018 - Published: 12/26/2016 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill - Complete
Reapertale: Advent of the Twilight Child by Andyfire123 reviews
Salvation or destruction. Those used to be my only options. Now after meeting death I realized a new third option. Hopefully we can help each other on each of our so called fates. Nothing is rarely as it seems. First of my undertale au series. (on hiatus)
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 6/28/2016 - [Sans, OC] Chara, Toriel
Minato's: The Art of Being Dead by PyrothTenka reviews
Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,564 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 3,700 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Taking in a Tiger by Sakura245 reviews
Dazai is sent to an orphanage to search for Port Mafia activity. While his is there, he finds a small child who seems a bit out of the ordinary.
Bungou Stray Dogs/文豪ストレイドッグス - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,045 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 6/28/2018 - Published: 5/17/2017 - O. Dazai, R. Akutagawa, N. Atsushi
Allergic by unreadable0 reviews
Kuroro meets a certain blond transfer student at a bar and is instantly entranced. Or, Kuroro tries to smooth, but Kurapika isn't having it. Leorio/Kurapika and Kuroro/Kurapika.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/5/2018 - [Kuroro L., Kurapika K., Leorio]
A Day in the Life by smileplease91 reviews
Drabbles of Fire Emblem Awakening characters. Relationships, family, friends- perhaps even those whom we wished had supports but did not. Discontinued.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 336 - Words: 212,448 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 9/13/2017 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Complete
Cipher Secret by Awakened Niwana reviews
Bill Cipher and Dipper Pines have a deal. In order to protect his family, Dipper agrees to become Bill's apprentice. But at what cost? What other secrets is Bill hiding behind his past? Who should Dipper fear? Bill or himself?
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 139,312 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 9/7/2017 - Published: 3/23/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4203 - Favs: 10,936 - Follows: 13,043 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Fantastic Four by Midnight Phantasma reviews
It was with great dread that Allen picked up his beeping phone, eyes shying away from the bright screen glowing amidst the dimness of his room. After all, nothing good ever came from that message group Lavi had thought to create and drag him into. "I'm doomed…"
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lavi, Lenalee Lee - Complete
A Pirate's Life by DracoMalfoy456 reviews
Getting captured by pirates is terrible. Getting captured by the pirate captain Bill Cipher, however, is much, much worse. Dipper Pines, great nephew of the Merchant Stan Pines, is about to figure this out the hard way.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,721 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/7/2017 - Published: 10/27/2015 - [Bill, Dipper P.] Mabel P., Grunkle Stan - Complete
When Gods Go Criminally Insane by LinzRW reviews
Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 207,744 - Reviews: 3820 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 126,246 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 2,424 - Follows: 2,339 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
Harry Potter? No, I'm ERROR POTTER! by ravenclawoutcast13 reviews
3 year old Harry Potter accidentally apperates himself into the anti-void with a kid Error Sans already living there. What will the wizarding world think of their savior being the glitched out little brother of the timeline destroying, Spanish soap opera loving, puppet fanatic? What will Blueberry think of Error Potter? I OWN NOTHING PLEASE REVIEW! Feel free to ask them stuff below
Crossover - Harry Potter & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/10/2017 - Published: 5/13/2016 - Harry P., Sans
Broken Glass by LucyRed12 reviews
Sequel to Merciless Frisk had given up. They were tired of the pain, the humiliation, the mockery, and the loneliness. They'd given Sans what he'd wanted - their SOUL. They had stayed dead, and he had been free to absorb their power. So why are they alive again?
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,951 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/22/2017 - Published: 5/28/2016 - Frisk, Sans
Marine? Never! by Samrit reviews
AU. Luffy was 'kidnapped' by Garp just after Ace and Sabo left to be Pirates. Of course Luffy doesn't agree to become a Marine. So do Ace and Sabo. A fight for freedom will break out. Involving a few destroyed Marine Bases, the Whitebeard Pirates, Garp's Fist of Love, Straw Hat Pirates and of course the three Brothers causing chaos. Luffy being a Marine? Never! Rated T for safety.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 108,426 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 2/5/2017 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo
Sleepless Shadows by Isella of the wolf tribe reviews
When a girl wishes to leave her abusive lifestyle to go someplace else, this WAS NOT what she meant. She didn't want to end up like this, stuck between two worlds, no way to live in either.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 66 - Words: 191,379 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 10/10/2014 - [Killua Z., OC] Kurapika K., Gon F.
Journey of the King by xXDia-RoseXx reviews
Luffy is now 17 years old and ready to set out on his own! After being raised by WhiteBeard his whole life he has a lot to live up to. Follow Luffy as he goes and gathers his crew and set's off to be the Pirate King-of course with WhiteBeard watching his back everything will go smoothly right? This is the sequel for my other story "The Beginnings of a future pirate king!"
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,657 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 1,752 - Updated: 1/11/2017 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Luffy, Whitebeard, Straw Hats P.
The Good, the Bad and the Dirty by PrincipessaBel reviews
Yamazaki Tomie is as weird as the next ability-user. However, just like the next-ability user, her bubbly and cheery facade is nothing but a cover-up to her dark past. The only difference was that she's always been stuck with Akutagawa Ryuunosuke as a partner and still have the guts to be able to joke around his ominous presence. [OC-insert]
Bungou Stray Dogs/文豪ストレイドッグス - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,002 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 10/6/2016 - O. Dazai, R. Akutagawa, Chuuya N., OC
Tsuna's Sweet Escape by Otamegane no Onna reviews
Being rewritten. Read the author's note inside along with a short excerpt from a future chapter.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 11/5/2016 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Adult Reborn, Vongola 10th Generation
the lost pages of goths diary by WD.Gaster and 7H3-P4G3-0-5P4C3 reviews
if you don't know who goth or palette are goth is reaper and geno's son and palette is ink and dreams kid OK now that that's over with these small entry's are pages that someone? Goth? tore out of goth's diary i was bored don't judge me... Also i love the Goth And Palette ship it's cute um it may get weird soon beware you've been warned.i don't know why this is halfway done in caps
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2016
Resurrection by DoceoPercepto reviews
When Ford claims that Bill Cipher can be banished permanently, Dipper is ready to get rid of the demon for good. Too bad neither of them anticipated the consequences.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,745 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 11/3/2016 - Published: 9/22/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill - Complete
A Deal's a Deal by DiamondHeart31 reviews
An AU to Sock Opera where Bill asks Dipper for something else. Rating may go up.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,444 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill
Adopted by Default by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
Moby Dick is anything but peaceful on a regular day. The crew is just well used to their special brand of crazy, however. So when an unexpected guest arrives, it throws everyone into disorder. Really, where the hell is this cheeky brat's crew? Someone needs to tell Ace that his ship-brothers are NOT babysitters!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,923 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 4,351 - Follows: 4,124 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Luffy, Marco, Whitebeard, Thatch
No Rhyme, No Reason by Crow's Gamble reviews
Rhyme is an intelligent girl who has an adage for every situation, but when her best friends include a reformed emo, a wannabe diva, and a dense lug of a brother, her tidbits of wisdom are constantly contradicted. Crackfic consisting of short conversations. Cover art credit goes to cutekitty5597.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 75 - Words: 18,296 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Neku S., Shiki M., D. Biito/Beat, Rhyme B. - Complete
Mirrors By My Side by SternenDisaster reviews
"How did you even end up in a mirror?" Atsushi laid on the ground, his body filled with wounds. Scratches were all over his hands and Chuuya could see some new scars. For a moment he felt rage, wanting to beat the people ruling in the orphanage.
Bungou Stray Dogs/文豪ストレイドッグス - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/30/2016 - [Chuuya N., N. Atsushi] - Complete
It's Cold for you Here (So Let Me Hold Both Your Hands) by Tsuki the Wolf reviews
Frisk has been living with the released monsters for a couple of years and realizes they have never seen Sans dance. They want to change that. (Dancetale AU. Oneshot.)
Undertale - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/16/2016 - Frisk, Papyrus, Sans, Undyne - Complete
Song of the Soul by TheProtobabe reviews
Dancetale AU, a few years after the Pacifist ending of the game. When life is this hard living among humans, there isn't much time to dance. Sans has nearly forgotten the feeling of moving to a rhythm at all, but she enters his life and reminds him how. Descriptions of OC left vague for a semi Reader experience. Dancetale idea belongs to teandstars on Tumblr.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,068 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 2/16/2016 - [OC, Sans] Undyne, Alphys
A Simple Song (Reapertale AU) by Broken Logic And Fandom Trash reviews
I decided to make a short, one chapter story about Sans and Frisk singing beautifully. If I get enough requests (And you suggest the song..) I'll do a Chapter Two.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/8/2016 - Published: 12/15/2015 - [Sans, Toriel] Frisk - Complete
The Golden Flower of Gravity Falls by ravenclawoutcast13 reviews
After discovering Dipper is going to be Ford's Apprentice, Mabel runs up Mt. Ebbot and falls into the Underground, filled with dangerous monsters, and a strange new power. But everything has it's price... Her's just so happens to to be Buttercups. Flowerfell/Undergrowth AU. I OWN NOTHING PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW!
Crossover - Gravity Falls & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,743 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/17/2016 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Mabel P., Sans, Flowey - Complete
Flowey Gets a Journal by Prettydog200 reviews
Howdy. Yep, it's me. Flowey. Flowey the flower. This is the journal I'm supposed to write in now. Just know that I did NOT want to do this. This was Frisk's idea and Toriel endorsed it. Don't expect me to write in here every day. I'm just writing right now because I have nothing better to do. Post-Pacifist. Floweypot AU
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 20,769 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 4/6/2016 - Flowey - Complete
OlympusTale by Stevethebarbarian reviews
Frisk and Sans experience some divine intervention in my own reimagining of the ReaperTale AU. AU 01 spinoff.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/2/2016 - Frisk, Sans
Swan Lake (FIXED) by PeachesandScream reviews
After running away from an arranged marriage, Frisk finds herself face-to-face with Asriel, a prince and his family turned into swans by a human magician long ago. As Frisk and Asriel spend more and more time together, they realize that in order to break the spell that haunts them in more ways then one, they'll have to dig deep inside of themselves first. FemFrisk. DanceTale AU.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/25/2016 - [Frisk, Asriel] Chara
Merciless by LucyRed12 reviews
Sans has Frisk trapped in an endless cycle of death and reloads. And they can't escape it. They are at the MERCY of a merciless torturer. Underfell!AU
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 4/4/2016 - Frisk, Sans - Complete
Looking After You by Fullmetal Pyromaniac reviews
When Elizabeth comes down with an illness, who will look after her? Meliodas of course! (Meliodas x Elizabeth)
Seven Deadly Sins/七つの大罪 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,506 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 4/9/2016 - [Elizabeth L., Meliodas] Hawk - Complete
Us Two, The Two of Them, and Notebook by Manizu reviews
"Watch her for a while, and take her soul when the time is right." Upon receiving this mysterious command, Sans sets off to watch over a young girl in the human world. Based loosely off of Renrink's Reapertale AU. Art credit to KlaraGibson of Deviant Art; used with permission. (SLOW UPDATES)
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,746 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Sans, Undyne, Toriel
Undertale Confessions by Thriller Killer reviews
Ever wonder how bad your sins in this fanbase really are? What Sans would say when he finds that fanart you made the other day? Here, you get to confess every little strange thought or kink this fandom has given you! Don't be shy, you'll be anonymous in the chapters. Even includes replies from the Undertale Cast! No kinkshaming allowed, or flames, just laughs. Well, c'mon, confess!
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Complete
UnderSwap by StraightOuttaNowhere reviews
*UNDERSWAP AU* A collection of short fan fictions written based off of the UnderSwap AU (two specific characters switch places, essentially)
Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/5/2016 - Published: 4/29/2016
Anamnesis by Yessica-N reviews
You break the barrier. You save the Underground. You wake up in a hospital bed. (Reader insert - Reader is Frisk. Sort of human-AU, but not really)
Undertale - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/2/2016 - Frisk, Papyrus, Sans - Complete
Can I Hold Your Hand? by ashpentagram reviews
[A universe swap with the Little Girl (regular Undertale) New universe is Reapertale created by renrink] Sans has a terrible job that he shares with his brother. Nothing seems happy for him except for Life being there to give him knowledge on how others react to his deed. He's glad he listened; because now he has to reap an orphan who can see him and doesn't think he's all that bad
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 2/12/2016 - OC, Papyrus, Sans, Toriel
Reapertale: A Story of Mortals and Gods by Night Of The Crow reviews
Reapertale: The Undertale AU created by Renrink. A human has faced many hardships in their life and has come to believe the gods can help them. They journey up the fabled Mount Ebbott and happen to upset something, and that something has lead them to Sans and Papyrus, the gods of death. Exactly who they were looking for.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 1/21/2016 - OC
Anti-Social Media by Shaberu-chan reviews
Allen has never been very social. Treated as a weirdo, he's settled into a content life of blogging on his unpopular Tumblr. However, when a text post of his blows up on the site and forces him into an unwilling ship with another user, his entire life gets thrown out of whack! But maybe the stranger isn't so bad after all. Definitely not as bad as this annoying guy, Lavi. (Laven)
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,580 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/24/2016 - Published: 1/2/2016 - [Allen Walker, Lavi] Fou, Lenalee Lee
Summer Hope by Yessica-N reviews
In which Toriel organizes a BBQ, Undyne is a fire hazard, Mettaton won't get off the table and Sans considers the dangers of believing in a brighter tomorrow. (Post-pacifist ending, One-shot, non-binary Frisk)
Undertale - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/17/2016 - Frisk, Papyrus, Sans - Complete
Dear DGM Fanfiction Authors by WOFWalker reviews
A series of short letters from our favorite DGM characters to you fanfiction authors. Inspired by Sariniste's "Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors", in which I suggest you go check it out. Enjoy!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/27/2016 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lavi, Lenalee Lee
Castle Pines by Archeogeist reviews
After making a deal with Bill, Dipper is captured by the demon. Unable to escape, he decides to get comfortable until he can come up with a plan to get in Bill's favor and back in his body. (warning: Stockholm Syndrome, kidnapping, underage,)
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,409 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 2/5/2016 - Published: 9/28/2014 - [Dipper P., Bill] Mabel P., Grunkle Stan
My past, Our Future by Akiraki reviews
Allen Walker is from a small town named Mater. One day, a man named Millennium Earl cast a curse on the town, that the same day would continue to repeat over-and-over again. Angered by this Allen attacked the Earl and he was curse to be the only person who remembered each day. After 150 years, Allen finally escapes. Rated T just encase and might have yaoi in the future.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,639 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/1/2016 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Walk the Line by HufflepuffFilth reviews
Dipper had always felt like the black sheep in the Pine's family. He always felt like they would get along just fine without him - even Mabel, with enough time. Closing his eyes had never felt like such a reprieve from all of it.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,138 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 4/29/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Bill - Complete
Sans' Private Chatroom by blxxdinghxart reviews
Sans , he promised himself to make a Chatroom , a private one , so he did it and invited people he wanted to talk(or even annoy them) However , it wasn't that easy to get along when multiple people are in the chat . (Any ships are allowed , give me sins .)(FIRST ONE)(MORE PEOPLE OR ALONE IS ALLOWED)(AU WHERE THE DEAD KIDS HAS THEIR OWN BODY AND SOUL)
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Sans
Wake Up by RisingSm0ke reviews
Frisk is tasked with waking up Sans when he sleeps in too late. Also how on earth do skeletons work? (One-shot)
Undertale - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Frisk, Papyrus, Sans, Toriel - Complete
Of Misunderstandings and Spaghetti by TheTribeanal reviews
Sans and Papyrus agree to show up for Frisk's school show and tell. She's never regretted a decision that hard ever since. Set after the True Pacifist ending.
Undertale - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/16/2015 - Frisk - Complete
Tales of the Oppressed by Terran34 reviews
My name is Seth Rogers. I'm your typical college student trying to get a major in computer science. Except that all goes out the metaphorical door when some crazy guy running around in armor zaps me into a land filled with ridiculous looking ponies colored every color of the freaking rainbow. Or all of them, in one case. ... I want them to stay as far away from me as possible.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 133 - Words: 990,863 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Rainbow Dash, Queen Chrysalis, King Sombra, OC - Complete
Bar Etiquette by A. Zap reviews
Meliodas was surprised that something like this hadn't happened yet. After all, bars don't always attract the best customers. Now, Meliodas has to deal with a customer who dared to touch Elizabeth. What ever happened to manners? Slight MeliodasxElizabeth, takes place before Gowther joins the crew.
Seven Deadly Sins/七つの大罪 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Meliodas, Elizabeth L. - Complete
Timely Mishaps by Midnight Phantasma reviews
The mind of fifteen-year-old Allen Walker stared at his thirteen-year-old reflection in distress. Curse the scientist messing around with Miranda's Time Record! Glancing at the passed out Cross with an empty wine bottle in hand with a tired sigh, Allen contemplated whether traveling with the General for another two years would be worth it… He bolted for the door…
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 134,000 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Allen Walker - Complete
Soundwave Meets the Internet by Creepy-Pasta reviews
Ever wonder what our favorite con Soundwave does while he's alone? Well here's some one-shots. R&R please :) Rated T for some mature content. Marked 'Complete', because it's a series of one-shots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 42,358 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Soundwave - Complete
Through Time by xXDia-RoseXx reviews
Ace and Sabo looking for Luffy wander into a cave and end up 12 years into the future. Through the craziness they meet their Little brother now 12 years older than them. What are two kids suppose to do when their Older-Little Brother looks at them sadly but smiles at them with glee? They try and make him happy again that's what!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,096 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 7/3/2015 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Restart by looligan reviews
She had lived through many worlds. Naruto. Avatar. Etc. This time however, she has no idea where she had landed. Who were the main characters? Who's the villain? Dropped into the world of HxH, Sen finds herself stuck with more problems than usual. Will she ever get back home? Doesn't matter. She lost hope on that long ago. -A little twist to the old 'drop into the world' storyline.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,697 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 8/28/2014 - OC, Gon F., Killua Z., Hisoka
Power Switch by VidiaPhoenix reviews
Due to Vexen's latest experiment, the member's of Organization XIII have switched powers. Pandemonium is ensured. How will the Organization ever survive a week with each other's powers?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Axel, Roxas, Xion, Organization XIII
The Beginnings of a Future Pirate King by xXDia-RoseXx reviews
What would happen if Luffy was never given to Garp but to Whitebeard to raise Instead? Follow Luffy as he grows up with a famous crew causing trouble, happiness, laughter and belonging in a great family all while still aiming to becoming the King of the pirates.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 170,307 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 5/15/2015 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Luffy, Marco, Whitebeard, Thatch - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15075 - Favs: 22,152 - Follows: 19,452 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Sadistic Smile by MidnightRose3939 reviews
Many years ago when the Phantom Troupe first started wrecking havoc, they found a young girl and "adopted" her into the group. Though there was one solely responsible for her learning, Feitan. She undergoes his sadistic, heartless training methods to strengthen her. Despite that she always wears a smile on her face, especially when she's ripping out the eye of a victim with him.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,997 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Feitan
Dreamscarring by AnneriaWings reviews
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but dreams will always haunt you.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,345 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Bill - Complete
Imaginary Friend by Inumaru12 reviews
At five years old, the Pines Twins are bored with their regular toys. So instead, they decided that they're going to make an imaginary friend to play with. So they 'create' Bill and of course, nothing but trouble comes from it. For Mabuhaylyn on tumblr! :)
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill - Complete
Playlist by Shadow Storyteller reviews
Discontinued
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 148,783 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Allen Walker, Lavi
444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,896 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E., Riza H.
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 2,883 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Who Am I? by Basiliisk reviews
Uchiha Sakon jump in to Team 7 when Kakashi find her near death in a forest. He doesn't trust her and hope she changed when Team 7 is going for the Chuunin exam. They are near life and death in the Chuunin Exam and she need to know who she really is, and who her friends is, if she wants to live.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,335 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Orochimaru
Friendship really IS magic by TheCsquared reviews
The Akatsuki has let the Kyuubi get away for the FIFTH time, all because of lack of teamwork. Pein has had enough, and in his rage he discovers a magical portal. The only way to catch the Kyuubi would be to fix the group's teamwork by entering a world in which it's essential for survival. Entering a world... Where friendship is MAGIC. Snippets of romance!
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,483 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 8/23/2013
Reports That Never Were by 4277333 reviews
Xion finds Roxas's reports, prompting a few… rather interesting discoveries. Conclusions aren't exactly reached, but what do you expect when you're (mis)guided by a pyro, an idiot, a trickster, and more? Though that's really just the beginning, I suppose… Set in an undetermined time in 358/2 Days.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,262 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Roxas, Xion]
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 6,178 - Follows: 3,553 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Scroll by SakuraSpark reviews
The Akatsuki find a scroll that introduces them to the world of fanfiction! How will they react when they read about themselves turning into kittens, doing the mambo jambo and more? Secret admirers and beauty pageants? What the hell? Warning: Contains hints of smut. Many expletives!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,550 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Akatsuki
Lost by APrettyPunnyGirl reviews
Two girls end up in the Narutoworld. End up somewhere in the middle of the woods and meets Zabuza. What will they do? Will they find a way go get back home? And who is it that has been spying on Gwendolyn?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/12/2013
Everyone against everyone? by APrettyPunnyGirl reviews
Two friends play a game and it turns out in an all out war. What will happen when you mix all Naruto charakters and they start a fight? And where s the hokage when you need him?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Complete
Everyone against everyone by Basiliisk reviews
Two friends play a game and it turns out in an all out war. What will happen when you mix all Naruto charakters and they start a fight? And where s the hokage when you need him?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Complete
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 2,711 - Follows: 2,116 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
The Spirit of The Hero by SapphireFireStar reviews
After saving Hyrule from the darkness of Twilight, Link feels as if his life has lost its purpose. He unknowingly makes a request to Farore to give him purpose again. Farore answers his request by giving him the chance to join a company of Dwarves on their quest to kill a dragon and reclaim their homeland. Will Link find his place amongst his strange new companions? Maybe more?
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,811 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Link, Gandalf, Fíli, Kíli
Hero by The Un-Wanted Angel reviews
After accidentally locking himself in the basement, Naruto needs help! It's Daddy to the rescue. Fluff and some scary images may occur! I don't own Naruto, wish I did, but begers can't be choosers I guess. DaddyMinato Sweet, Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Big Brother's Blessing by KurenoxArisaxx reviews
Allen and Lenalee have been secretly dating for months now, careful not to let Komui discover their little behind-the-scene action in fear of his reaction. But what happens when Lavi accidentally spills the beans to Komui?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee, Komui Lee, Lavi - Complete
Double Vision by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
Shanks and Luffy have finally met up after over a decade, and he's thrilled that the young man has become an incredible pirate in his own right. Who wouldn't throw a party over that? Shanks might have had a little bit too much to drink, though, because he's got to be seeing things...
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 136 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Shanks - Complete
Nothing but trouble by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
Marco and Thatch have had just about enough of the Moby Dick's newest passenger. Whenever Ace isn't trying to kill Oyaji, he's driving the rest of the crew insane with his bizarre habits. They're not even sure if they've picked up a feral dog or a person anymore. Who the heck raised this kid, anyway? Wolves? T- for language.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,709 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 325 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Marco, Ace, Thatch - Complete
Reverse Tide by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
Short story inspired by Mountain97's "Kill the Rabbit". Older Ace is starting to think that maybe next time, he should really look and not touch ancient ruins when he finds himself on the East Wind. Well, at least now he knows what that one character meant now. Marked as complete but updated sporadically.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,557 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Ace, Shanks - Complete
Past and Future King by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
A pirate on the Grand Line should know to expect the unexpected, particularly when he's the King. Little did Roger know just how unexpected the results of calling out to a stranger in the fog would be. Who knew there were islands that could warp time? This meeting would always be one of his treasures. Oneshot
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 578 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Gol D. Roger, Luffy - Complete
The Story Behind Kagome, Kagome by Invader Bulma reviews
Ever wondered about the story behind Kagome, Kagome? Click the link above for the full, creepy as hell and 100% true story about how a Japanese orphanage was taken over and used for "immortality" experiments, creating one of the most famous Japanese legends.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Complete
Oh God, My Eyes! by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
No one could ever really be sure what went on in Garp's head. So they weren't sure if his new cloths were some kind of strange D-related tactic, or if the man had actually lost his mind. If they'd just look at the date, they'd know. His cute grandsons always sent the most thoughtful gifts for his birthday. Cover art by amba gurl.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Garp, Ace
Dawn Haze by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
One shot set after Shanks meets Ace for the first time. Semi-followup of 'Restful Port' and 'One Bond' Shanks has a run in with his favorite marine. Seems like Garp left some important things out when they had their little 'talks'. T for language.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 117 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Shanks, Garp - Complete
Will to Protect by chibikaty reviews
After his untimely demise, Ace decides to haunt Luffy. Too bad for him that Buggy is the only one who can see him. Still, such obstacles are minor in Ace's quest to protect his little brother.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Naruto: The Last Airbender by Andrew And Tony reviews
Naruto performs a forbidden jutsu that opens a portal to the Avatar's World. Now he has lost the scroll and has to find a way to get back home. Naruhina Sasusaku Kataang Sukka and some mixed show couples. Please R&R!
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,886 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/13/2008
The Bounty of Dead Bones Brook by chibikaty reviews
The question of "wanted dead or alive" becomes a difficult question concerning Brook.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Brook, Akainu/Sakazuki - Complete
Skateboarding Lessons by Kaorei reviews
Roxas Uchiyama admired Xion Uchida from afar, while she never paid much attention to him. In her opinion, he was just like any other popular boy; cocky, annoying and definitely not someone worth wasting time with. But he was far from her definition of him. And he was willing to prove it to her through one thing: skateboarding lessons. — Roxas/Xion
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,685 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Roxas, Xion - Complete
Directionless by chibikaty reviews
Zoro doesn't have no sense of direction so much as a sense of direction that works backwards. This could be an exploitable trait in the hands of a clever navigator…
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3356 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Uchiha Obito, Ghost! by Namikaze Artemis reviews
When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 232,703 - Reviews: 2767 - Favs: 2,646 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
The Pirate King with the Fist of Love by UNseated4TH reviews
Garp's legacy of disapproving Luffy's piracy lives on in reverse, when Pirate King Monkey D. Luffy pays his own grandson, Monkey D. Roger, a visit in order to express his feelings on Roger's status as a marine. "You were SUPPOSED to become a PIRATE!"
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,064 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 162 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Luffy - Complete
Christmas at the Castle by Raberba girl reviews
After Demyx manages to pull off a majority vote for a Christmas party, Axel's left to explain the concept to the kids. Now Roxas and Xion are faced with Christmas shopping for eleven jerks. No pairings...mostly.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,174 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Roxas, Axel, Xion - Complete
Lucky Charm by EikoDoll reviews
How did Naruto go from being the loser of Konoha High to little miss popular's 'lucky charm? It all started when she realized his KISS had the power to get her an A in history. Now all the girls in school are after him! Curse you Sakura Haruno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,739 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 5,580 - Follows: 3,025 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Circle You, Circle You by Anpan Roller reviews
In a room children left forgotten by time sang a tune, until a curious Piko chances upon the abandoned building hidden in the forest. Based on "Kakome Kakome". Warning: Gore, Horror, Scaringly Cheap Scares
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Piko U. - Complete
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2715 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
One Bond by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
One shot set after Shanks saves Luffy from the Sea King, but before he leaves the island. Semi-followup of Restful Port. Shanks and Garp have a nice "chat". K for mild cursing.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 74 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Shanks, Garp - Complete
Restful Port by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
One-shot, light fluff. Shanks meeting Luffy for the first time... Ever wonder why he really stayed in town for so long? Story 3rd person,/Shanks Pov. K for language.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 88 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Shanks - Complete
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 3,787 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 3,859 - Follows: 3,362 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Beware the Kraken by peroxidepest17 reviews
In which Zoro apologizes like a Man and Sanji's response is appropriately Man Dumb.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Master of Puppets, Demolition Chief by Dirty Reid reviews
What if Deidara and Sasori were partners, but never joined Akatsuki? What if a 6 year old Naruto was left beaten outside Konoha? What if Deidara and Sasori found him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,414 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 2,069 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Through the Flame and Fire by peroxidepest17 reviews
Ace isn't sure about what family is until Luffy.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Edward Elric: Storyteller Extraordinaire by Phoenix Soar reviews
-"All right, all right, fine! I'll tell you a bloody bedtime story! Once upon a freakin' time...!"- Alphonse learns that asking an explosive Edward, who is royally pissed off at Colonel Roy Mustang, to tell him a bedtime story is not such a good idea ...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
A Boy and His Pet: The Saga of Nibbles by uo-chou reviews
Young Naruto longs for a pet, and one day finds an egg in the woods. Due to an unintentional infusion of the Kyuubi's chakra the egg is changed, twisted. When Naruto's pet hatches chaos is not far behind. Rated 'T' for dinosaurs, eye lasers, and language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,074 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Naruto U.
Zoro’s Directions by peroxidepest17 reviews
Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 301 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Sanji, Luffy - Complete
A Future Without You by Lark R. Starling reviews
Killua finds out he has leukemia, and wants to tell Kurapika. But how will Kurapika react? Kurapika x Killua oneshot
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Killua Z., Kurapika K. - Complete
Courtship Rituals by peroxidepest17 reviews
ZoSan- From the wedding to life after.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,595 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2004
The New Neighbors by AdventureAddict reviews
Robyn lives an ordinary life until one day a boy who is strangely similar to Edward Elric shows up. Robyn is determined to find out whether this is the real Ed or not. Can two 'fictional' characters help her heal from her past?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,680 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
The Road to El Dorado Avatar Style by Terranova210486 reviews
Zuko and Sokka are two con-artists who find the legendary lost city El Dorado and are mistaken for gods. But when the city is threatened by the evil high priest Ozai, they and their new friends must save the day. Zutara and Taang. COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,019 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
A Match made in Hell by Ri2 reviews
The Keybearers have been forcefully invited to the event of the year: Maleficent's wedding. Yes, you heard me. And you'll NEVER believe who the groom is... Pt. 3 of the epilogue is up. All done. Let's celebrate
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 625,226 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
A Strange Arrival by AdventureAddict reviews
Sequel. After the death of yet another beloved friend, Ed has to find a way to move on with his life. And then he meets a strange boy trying to get to Central. He tries to show Ed that life still goes on, even after losing someone special.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,284 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7265 - Favs: 6,049 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dawn of the Fangirls by Agent HUNK reviews
The sequel to Night of the Living Fangirls. When all the fangirls on earth attack, only a handfull of survivors are left. Trapped in the Leaf Village Mall by fangirls, it is literally every man for himself for the survivors as they fight for their lives!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,249 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Gai M.
The Never Ending Gaki Story by Morbid Guidance reviews
Naruto doesn't have Kyuubi, instead he has a dad, the Yondaime and his mom. One small fight with his dad and everything will change. Like Naruto running away and encountering a devil kid AKA Kyuubi, and some sound ninja who might just try to capture him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,875 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Night of the Living Fangirls by Agent HUNK reviews
Its every male character's nightmare come true: Fangirls. Sasuke, Kakashi, and several other characters from other animes find themselves trapped in a cabin surrounded by fangirls. Can they find a way out before the fangirls find a way in? COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,197 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Get Out of Jail Free Card by peroxidepest17 reviews
Usopp’s birthday just so happens to coincide with a day full of goodnatured fun.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Goldfish by laurelangel reviews
Sasuke owned a goldfish. Once. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cop a Feel by peroxidepest17 reviews
There are repercussions for those who sexually harass. Even those who don’t know they do it.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
Close Quarters by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sanji tries to have a little “me” time on board. Ha. Right.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 238 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3340 - Favs: 6,541 - Follows: 2,422 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Fish or Cut Bait by Suppi-chan reviews
With friends like these, it's no wonder Riku's going crazy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/4/2004
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Lost reviews
Two girls end up in the Narutoworld. End up somewhere in the middle of the woods and meets Zabuza. What will they do? Will they find a way go get back home? And who is it that has been spying on Gwendolyn?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/12/2013
Everyone against everyone? reviews
Two friends play a game and it turns out in an all out war. What will happen when you mix all Naruto charakters and they start a fight? And where s the hokage when you need him?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Complete