Uchiha Kantana
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Joined 11-13-07, id: 1420250

ONG!!!11 Uh, anyway...one of my friends convinced me to get an account on here, seeing as I love fanfiction (and Sirius Black xD)...

Name: Helena (just like the My Chemical Romance song xD)

Age: Somewhere between 13 and 20.

Location: in ur couch, steelin ur change

Gender: I'm a...monkey. Yeah, that works.

95 of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 5 that would be laughing your ass off, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen down the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

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A Lucky Quill Indeed by charmingly-holly reviews
Quills don’t handle rejection very well, and this one was no exception. It felt very rejected indeed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Remus L.
Help! The Butter Dish is Attacking Me! by charmingly-holly reviews
COMPLETE. Ginny isn't a happy camper. What with a HalfNakedFlyingDwarf following her around, butterdishes and mashed potatoes forming conspiracies against her, and the eminent doom her eyebrows are facing, Valentine's is looking pretty shabby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,969 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete