Hi all! I'm Ella (or Bella as my friends call me:) and as you can tell by my very blank list of stories, I am not a fiction writer. I know, it's strange to have an account on Fan Fiction when I'm not a fanfic writer, but I absolutely love reading others' fanfics, and do enjoy editing and being a boring aspiring journalist:P Well, I really created this account for my friends who are AMAZING writers, PLEASE check them out! They are xXIceXx, Zayz, harryedwardgirl93, and velocitygirl4455! Yet if you're willing to read about this non-writer, here's some entertaining stereotypes (the ones applying to me are bolded) that you can copy and paste into your profile and have as much fun with them as I did:) (Props to Zayz for giving them to me--check out hers at her profile, she's a big writer, so you'll have much more to read with hers:)

Anyway, give it up for (Yes, I use show phrases and am a huge Broadway musical freak that is obsessed with Grease to account for her lack of writing talent), STEREOTYPES:

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I STAND UP FOR MYSELF, so I MUST be unreasonable and pushy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I'm FROM THE NORTH, so I MUST be an obnoxious Yankee (I'm the worst of the worst, originally from Minnesota:P)
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be obnoxious and annoying
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be hideous, rude, and/or incapable of getting a boyfriend
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I READ A LOT, so I MUST spend most of my time alone
I HAVE A GOOD VOCABULARY, so I MUST be some kind of genius
I HELP PEOPLE, so I MUST be a pushover
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm LOYAL, so I MUST be easy to walk all over
I HAVE A CRUSH, so I MUST write his name all over my stuff and want to marry him someday
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm POPULAR, so I MUST be a back-stabbing bitch
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math and be an orchestra prodigy (i AM asian, but trust me, I fit neither)
I'm PUNK, so I MUST smoke pot
I'm MOODY, so I MUST be depressed and cut my wrists
I'm WELL-OFF, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR PINK, so I MUST be a prep
I'm FROM THE MIDDLE EAST, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic (haha, my good Irish friend would love this one:)
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm FROM ORIENTAL ASIA, so I must be a tiny, academic prodigy with OCD
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST hate all blondes
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore (former, but still one unfortunately nevertheless)
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be obnoxiously tall and poised (haha, I've been dancing for 7 years, and I'm definitely not either:)

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd with no life
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven

Remember: Stereotypes are stupid and misleading. Copy and paste this into your profile for fun:)

As you can tell, I'm an Oriental Asian nerd who is also a preppy dancer/former cheerleader...yeah, pretty much I'm a multi-faceted oxymoron that does not make much sense:)

But, since I'm a defective writer, visit author Zayz's page (we're a lot alike, so if you take the time to read ALL she's written in her profile, you'll get the idea:) and she's also written a little blurb about me too:)

So, thank you for bearing with all that (if you did) and please read the works in my favorites, because they are worth it:)

Au Revoir, Bella