Doesn't he look like Jasper?

Age: you don't need to know

Favorite Color: black (no, I am not emo)

Favorite Food: chocolate

Favorite Book: Twilight!!!!!

Favorite Movie: The Chronicles of Narnia the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Copy and Paste time!!!!!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Post this into your profile if you're on the 8 percent who would be laughing your head off.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're obessesed with Twilight copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot... Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think all the good ones are either married, gay, or fictional creatures, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker, and a love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Edward shouldn't marry Bella, and should come meet you first copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been on the computer for multiple hours, reading and writting fanfics, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional characher, (cough cough, Edward Cullen!), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paaste this onto your profile.

If you are reading this instead of doing something you really need to do, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you run into inanimite objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair back wards copy this into your profile

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

LES is Love Edward Syndrome

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my pen name)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, Esme's Favorite Daughter, Emily Marie Cullen,

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste (smiles)

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste (smiles)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said gorgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If EDWARD CULLEN said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the earth would be dead. Put this on your profile if you'd be the one percent still alive because you'd be saying you were just "uncomfortable", and you were a VAMPIRE!!

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This is Bunny.
Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.
SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

Boys are like slinkeys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Fun Sayings

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mam saying you can still keep it.

Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...