Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man,
who's not a creep,
One who's handsome,
smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I kneel beside my bed,
I look at that creep you sent me instead.

Male Prayer:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen.

What does that have to do with fanfic? Nothing. But it's funny, isn't it? Yes, it is. ^_^ So enjoy the fanfics. :)