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Joined 03-06-02, id: 180648, Profile Updated: 08-22-09
Author has written 1 story for Parodies and Spoofs.

Updated: 6th March
It's time I updated my bio thing. Anyhow, I'm 14 and still as crazy and random as ever! I can't type up any good fanfics therefore I will stop writing until I get a really good idea for a story. Maybe I could write random funny stories... . Anyhow, You don't need to read the Scooter spoofs because it's really crappy and lame. Reading them again makes me laugh at them and wonder how can I possibly write such horrible stories? But I'm leaving them there due to the fact that I can find my fav. list of stories easily. The first chapter is re-typed. The original was so crappy! .Pairings I like: any pairing in hp as long as it's not slashes or twincest, etc. I'm currently into lily/james. Wait... they went to school in the 70's. That means they're hippies! Would James have long hair? shudders Hopefully not...

Pairings I don't like: Slashes
Twincest and Incest (eeewww...)
dumbledore/mcgonagall
hermione/snape
hermione/harry
hermione/fred or george
hermione/ron (I don't seem to be such a big fan with Hermione/?? pairings... ..

Story/s I've written so far
Scooter Spoofs
Parodies of Scooter video clips. Each chapter is a different story, a different song, etc. I've re-written the first story. I'm not going to bother with the 2nd one because I think it's not as crappy as the first original one. Heh... I have a writer's block (again) and the 3rd story shall have to be stopped for sometime... I admit, I'm typing up this other story at the moment which won't be put onto ff.net because it doesn't really fit in with the criterias. It contains characters from books but as well as made-up characters. By the way, I'm not a Scooter fan.

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The Story of Emerald by TheDragonsTiger5 reviews
James is the most popular guy in school... Lily Evans is an outcast.. when he finds a seemingly harmless book, he has no clue what he is about to find out, and when he discovers it. what will he do to change the girl the book is about? rest of it inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,821 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Ice Queen of Gryffindor by eventergurl88 reviews
She had a troubled past, so Lily Evans cut herself off from all students. Rumours flew about her, until one dared to break those shining walls of ice. A pretty angsty L/J fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,142 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 4/19/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
I'd Do Anything by PhoenixRae reviews
DONE Ginny's got a secret admirer. Could he be that cute new professor? Could he be her house team's seeker? Could he be someone whom she knew right from her very first year at Hogwarts? Or could he be one of the most unlikely person to even notice her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,909 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Being friends with the enemy by myazeh reviews
CHAPTER 6 UP! After the huge fight scene Hermione and Malfoy displayed in the great hall, Dumbledore decided to punish them by making their right hand stick together and by making them inseparable. Now that they're stuck together... will love spark?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,359 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/3/2004 - Published: 5/24/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Crystal Ball that Ron Really Hated by vanilla-chk reviews
Bill gives Ron a crystal ball for his birthday that sees the present instead of the future. Ginny steals it and see Harry showering, amongst other things. May turn into parody or soap-opera, I'm not sure yet. READ, REVIEW! You know you're just aching to!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,004 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2003 - Published: 2/22/2003
Nasty Little Buggers by Goggle Girl reviews
During Harry's first Quidditch match, Oliver Wood ends up in the hospital with amnesia after being hit with a bludger. Now it's up to the Weasley twins to help Oliver get his memory back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,362 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2003 - Published: 6/2/2002 - George W., Oliver W.
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Truth or Dare by candyfloss reviews
gryffindors engage in a game of truth and dare. Seducing Malfoy? Kisses? mooning? lots of surprises!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/25/2003 - Published: 10/1/2002 - George W., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Obsessive Fans by R.J. Moony reviews
OMG I UPDATED! Ron, Harry, Hermione, and Draco are transported from the book to reality...RON: Drakey-poo?...DRACO: ::bites Hermione's hand::...HERMIONE: Because the author thinks you're a stupid, slimy git...HARRY: Um...I don't have any funny lines...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 2/21/2003 - Published: 1/20/2003
Scooter spoofs reviews
Parodies of Scooter songs. Don't bother reading it, it's crappy. :Re-wrote 1st story:
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4/4/2003 - Published: 3/29/2003