Hello... My name is The Cullen Ninja... Fear me... I have cookies...

I used to be OBSESSED with Twilight, but since my Edward-like boyfriend of over two years and I broke up a few months ago, that kind of changed. That would also explain why I quit writing all my Twilight FanFiction. We were still together at the time, but our relationship was going downhill, so I didn't feel like writing a love story about him anyway. Thankfully, we're best friends again and I've considered picking the story back up, but then again, it would be kind of weird to write a love story about your best friend... O.o

I'm clumsy... Terrible clumsy... Just imagine me as a strawberry blond, tan, and Southern belle version of Bella Swan. You got me pegged then... I've also been compared to Saya from Black Cat because of my hyperlike nature that allows me to at least try to me friends with everyone. I've also been compared to Excel since I even look like her, but lets not go there...

I am also a Naruto fan, which explains the Ninja part. I'm a Naruto expert, that's how addicted to it I am. I have a sand headband and a leaf headband that I wear a bunch to school and stuff. It embarrass my little brother, but I'm just like, "You're jealous because I'm a ninja and you're not!!"

As far as my stories go, I'll probably start posting a few that I've started and only finish the ones that get a good response. If no one likes it, than that's that for that fanfiction...

If you haven't already figured it out, I'm pretty random and fun to talk to. This should be pretty evident if you've read some of my funny, random stories. Some of my other stories are dark and depressing, make it look like I'm bipolar, but I don't really think I am...

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like,"Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturri, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is you are so obsessed with a story, such as Twilight, that almost all of your dreams are about it. Crazy is when your boyfriend's name really is Edward and spend your nights wishing he was really Edward Cullen so he could spend the night in your room. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

Also, feel free to message me about anything. I love to talk, and I'd also love to put in my two cents worth on your writing or fanfictions if you'd like. Plus, I'd also be thrilled to share with anyone some of my stories with original characters of my own creation!

Ten Random Facts About Me That You'll Never Need To Know:

1. The first phase from another language I learned were the Japanese words "Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto." Go Styx!!

2. The first word I learned from another language was "Bonjour" from Beauty and the Beast. My mother also says I'm like Belle and I had a Belle costume I ran around in when I was little.

2. I was in the play "The Best Christmas Pageant Ever" and I was in "High School Musical" as a skater. I also just stared in "A Soapy Murder Case" as Jessica Courtney.

3. I only watch the Super Bowl for the commercials.

4. I've been known to run around calling myself Pudding which is my Deathnote Made-up. I also like to pretend I'm Florence with a best friend who is Melvin. Don't know what I'm talking about? Watch Yugioh: The Abridged Series. All will be explained then... In America.

5. I've already written a full-length book about Feudal Japan my dad wants to get published.

6. I'm so random and observant, I was once having a serious conversation with a friend that I suddenly looked up at her and said, "The chips you're eating are about to expire."

7. My favorite literary character is Rhett Butler.

8. I work with Kindergartners, so I love little kids.

9. After High School Musical, my brother filmed me doing "We're All in This Together" in a cloak my grandmother had made him to look like a Nobody from Kingdom Hearts for Halloween, but in the movie I look more like one of the monks from Monty Python.

10. There are 2 number twos on this list. Didn't notice? It's ok, neither did I! HA!

Oh now, I must take my leave and help Neji steal back his noodles from Naruto and my friend...