~~~~~~~~Ok, my avatar is what I think would be a perfect cover for the Twilight DVD case thingy...It's SOOOOOOO sweet~~~~~~~~~

Okay...first of all. Hi! If you vistinting my profile, then you probably LOVE TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gosh, it IS the best trilogy in the world!

It's written ll around my room, on my notebooks, in my signatures...EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!! I just can't tell you how much I love Twilight...or even Edward...(I'm waiting for my own edward one day...aren't we all?) haha!

A little bit about myself...hmmmm. There isn't that much to say. You have my love for Twilight and Edward down. I love black! And Hot Topic...that is my haven! Althought..it is a little pricey! Oh and I'm a vegeterian! Go veggies!!!!!!!!!!

I think is soooo stupid when people assume that if your goth or emo, you cut yourdelf or even that your a devil worshipper. Just because we like black and listen to scream-o music, doesnt mean that we are socially inept and are emotionally depressed!!! And the people that really are statnic or want to kill people are messed up! Not goth! I do consider myself emo, I guess. I love the way I dress, basically its ALL from Hot Topic! I love the "Emo" bands (Bless The Fall, Chiodos, The Devil Wears Prada, etc.)!

As far as "facts" about myself...hmm:

Name: I'm sure you would like to know (my friends call me Ri)

Age: Teen Years

State: thats for me to know and you to find out!

School: A good one!

Fav Colors: Black, green, orange, or red.

Fav food: Basically all kinds (except red meat or anything like it...all I eat is chicken turkey or fish)

Fav TV Shows/Movies: Monk, Chuck, Psych, Edward Scissorhands, Lord of The Ring's Trilogy, The Twilight Movie (even though it's not out yet, but still, it WILL be), That 70's Show, Heores, American Idol, New Amsterdam

Books: Twilight (OF COURSE), Marked Trilogy, Vampire Kisses, Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, This Lullaby, Jumper, Maximum Ride, Peeps and Last Days

Authors: [The Awesome Stepheine Meyer, James Patterson, Stephen King, Ellen Schrieber, Scott Westerfield, L.J Smith, Steven Gould, P.C. Cast

Totally Awesome Bands (in no particular order): MercyMe, Casting Crowns, Chiodos, Paramore, Good Charlotte, Blue October, Butch Walker, Boys Like Girls, Three Days Grace, Bless The Fall, Before Their Eyes, Linkin Park

Totally Awesome Songs: I Hate Everything About You and Are You Ready- Three Days Grace~ The Great Escape, Learning To Fall, Holiday, Five Minutes To Midnight- Boys Like Girls~ The Word's "Bests Friends Redifined- Chiodos~ 18th Floor Blacony (you should listen to the lyrics..it's TOTALLY Edward and Bella), Sound of Pulling Heaven Down- Blue October~

Blah blah blah blah

Randomness:

Kids Are Quick (hilarious)

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog. TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

When you know your going to die: (the 2nd one would scare the hell out of me)

Natural Highs
Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one. It Does Make You Feel Good, especially #45.

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14. A good conversation.
15 The beach
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you
19 Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS
25. Accidentally overhearing someone say somethi ng nice about you.
26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
29. Playing with a new puppy.
30. Having someone play with your hair.
31. Sweet dreams.
32. Hot chocolate.
33. Road trips with friends.
34. Swinging on swings.
35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
36. Making chocolate chip cookies.
37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
38 Holding hands with someone you care about.
39 Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
40. Watching the _expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.
41. Watching the sunrise.
42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
43. Knowing that somebody misses you.
44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.

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Unanswered Questions

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why do you go "back and forth" to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? (I've always wondered that, but gave up! DUH! I totally eat them)

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? (Good point)

Why on Earth, with over 3/4 of our planet covered by water, don't we call it 'ocean'?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons and forks. What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to these people? Why don't they put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while delivering the mail?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

What's another word for Thesaurus? (Never Thought about it)

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Why is it that when trasporting stuff on a car its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship its called CARgo?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

If two wrongs don't make a right, then how come two negatives make a
positive?

Funny Quotes I got Off The internet or My Freinds

In Order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads.

Never forget a friend, especially those that owe you--Chinese Proverb

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.

Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

You can't have everything, where would you put it?

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others.

Strangers have the best candy.

Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

My husband and I divorced over religious reasons. He thought he was G-d and I didn't!

Earth is the insane Asylum for the universe.

You laugh I laugh, you cry I cry. You Jump of a bridge, I paddle my way down there and save yor retarded ass. (One of my favs)