Orlijah Bloomwoodhide bio
Author has written 16 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Passions. WHOO HOOO!!! Wow, it's been a long long time since i've updated! sorry readers!!! juzz been real busy & lazy at the same time, but it's mid summer so i figured i betta get crackin on summa these fics...actually have a REAL website now...sort of, it's a journal type thing-go visit it! ;-P I LUV HARRY POTTER!!!! my mad obsession has started again, the fifth book is soo kick ass, our harry boiz got a bit of a sexy rebel in him...*growl* considering my current mindset of thinkin of hp eatin, drinkin, sleepin especially-i mite neglect my lotr fics for a while and start sum hp ones...hmm...humour? drama? dunno... once again! major apologies & boxes & boxes of cookies for those who haven't had their fill of funny lotr fics in sooo soo long!! ;-P luv y'allz!!! Luv & Peace & May your Firebolt serve you well ;-), Orlijah* |
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Resolution by Frances Potter reviews
PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS STORY IS A WORK IN PROGRESS. Due to ill-health it hasn't been updated for a very long time. The masterlist can be found here: http://dragon-charmer./242884.html HarryDraco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 313,810 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 1/28/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Malfoy finds Jesus by herringprincess reviews
NOW COMPLETE An evangelical Christian preacher in Hogsmeade befriends Draco Malfoy. Contains jokes, smiting, and slash. What more could you want?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,347 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Parliament of Dreams by Myr reviews
AU after Book 4. This is a long SLASH novel of Harry's fifth year. It picks up at end of GOF. Mostly T, with a little M. HPDM, Also has RonHermione and a lot of the Weasley Twins.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 167,959 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 11/8/2001 - [Draco M., Harry P.]
Hogwarts The Next Generation by MissCrayons reviews
12 years after Harry Potter and his friends left Hogwarts, Harry and his husband Draco send their daughter Skyler to Hogwarts. Chaos ensues when Harry takes the Headmaster position and the PotterMalfoy family move to Hogwarts. Fluffy Goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,654 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Golden Snitch by Michael Serpent reviews
HD slash. I'm warning you. Harry and Draco trying to get the upper hand of each other, mentally and physically. Some roughness and some tenderness. And some weirdness... And Voldemort drinking mint tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,855 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Adventures of Legolas Greenleaf by Esteladuial Greenleaf reviews
Legolas Greenleaf goes on a quest to find his cabbage socks......will 'ee ever find them?!?!? Please read and review! Rated PG-13 for some suggestive instances....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2004 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Legolas
Legolas's Paper Bag Mask by Esteladuial Greenleaf reviews
Something has happened to Legolas, and he must go around with a paper bag over his head. Read and find out why. Don't forget to review!!! Now with back and forth revenge!!!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/17/2003 - Published: 5/29/2002 - Legolas, Gimli
The words you spoke by Serenitas reviews
D/H There was a day, long ago when Draco loved Harry more than he knew. There was a day when the sun shone high, Harry turned to Draco and told him goodbye. Hermione intervenes with the reluctant help of Ron to fix their lives whether they want it or not!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,252 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
When Worlds Collide by Perfect Devils reviews
Voldemort and Sauron get together in order to enforce their angry wrath upon the ‘heroes’ that often cause the failure of their evil plans…Sadly, it doesn’t go the way they planned and chaos ensues! (HP/LotR crossover) (**Slash**)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,843 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Time out of Place by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Harry wakes up with a throbbing head, but he soon realizes that a headache is the last thing he has to worry about. And what part does Draco play in it all? Timetravel, AU. HPDM slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,488 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It was a Thursday by Serenitas reviews
I needed experience and that meant a Slytherin. I needed discretion, for if word got out I'd be forever shamed. I needed someone I would never forget. I chose Draco Malfoy. H/D!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/10/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Green Eggs and Slash? by the I.M.P.S reviews
A parody, in which Draco begs for it. Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Two, Four, Six, Eight by venenatus.venustas reviews
**WARNING** SLASH - A *scandalous* scheme by Draco in the middle of the Quidditch game to attract the attention of a "certain someone"...heehee...read on!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Ice Cream Dream by Penguin reviews
H/D SLASH. Draco discovers the nature of Muggle ice cream and some uses for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Middle Earth's in Deep Sh*t Now......... by Estelijah Greenwood reviews
Another scary Estelijah fic.....This time, we go on a seemingly innocent trip to the mall,and WE WREAK FREAKIN' HAVOC IN MIDDLE EARTH! May have 'angst' themes, here and there, go figure...angst themes? pshh....nah.....::whistles::
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2002 - Published: 8/8/2002
Amin Ai Olin by AJ Matthews reviews
An AU LOTR fic. Aragorn/Legolas SLASH!!! See the Author Notes for a summary. New Chapter!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,119 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/15/2002 - Published: 4/10/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
Negative Stimulus by Kick Flaw reviews
Wherein Sirius matures enough to realize the things that he must not have. SLASH. Remus/Sirius. POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Reasons To Fight, Reasons To Wed by AJ Matthews reviews
An AU where Legolas and Aragorn are married but face a threat from Meron, who wants Legolas for himself! New chapter!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 89,624 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/5/2002 - Published: 3/27/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas
Love Beyond Time by AJ Matthews reviews
The tragic AU story of Lasgalan and Elessar, as hinted at in 'Reasons'. Updated to Chapter 2, now!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,093 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/12/2002 - Published: 5/15/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas
Dragonweed by Penguin reviews
**Story complete** SLASH. The mind can create a Heaven of Hell and a Hell of Heaven. Draco and Harry had definitely not planned to fall in love, but their love is stronger than either of them expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,645 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/23/2002 - Published: 2/15/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Passions Freestyle reviews
Random freestyle I felt like grinding out one day-Teaser: Faceless Alistair be sittin on his billion dollar lot. Chillin wit dem gurls, while smoking some pot.
Passions - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/10/2004
The Fellowship Visits Fanfiction.net reviews
What will Legolas discovering fanfiction.net lead to?? What stories does he come across and read? Poems?Parodys that bash him? Or maybe...slash? What do the others think of these pairings? What will their beloveds think?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,519 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2004 - Published: 8/16/2002
Lossst Preciousssessss reviews
Legolas is a feminine personal hygiene consultant to the rest of the fellowship who've grown weary and dread any more of legolas' "advice and helpful beauty tips" There is a cliffhanger involved!! Warnings of hissyfits from his/her royal highness Legolas
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 7/10/2003 - Published: 7/13/2002
Chobbit New Year reviews
GONG XI FA CAI to all my fellow chobbits! Inspired by this festive day! It's the year of the sheep! CHINESE HOBBITS!!!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/1/2003
Whisper Down The Lane reviews
A large misconception involving Aragorn's hastily thought out comment leads to a shocked and confuzzled fellowship. What will be the turnout of Legolas innocently informing Gimli of something, and having him, with his bad hearing, pass it on?!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1/19/2003 - Published: 9/16/2002
Supermarket Frenzy reviews
Aragorn embarks upon a quest to the supermarket. Such a task has never been appointed him before. What will become of our dear King Elessar as he is faced with the complexities of shopping carts and skirting aisles???
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/27/2002
A Spoof Of Writing A Lotr Parody reviews
A parody of a parody, go figure. I got confused writing it myself. First chapter isn't a parody of a parody. Just a parody of someone writing a rookie trying to write a lotr fic. Has their 'mental thoughts' and stuff. Suggestions about other parodies will
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2002 - Published: 9/8/2002
Legolas Lives In My Closet reviews
A Legolas visual in the first chapter, bound to change dramatically within the next...To humor, or drama, or maybe angst. Pg-13 for language in upcoming chapters. Beware Legolas fans, first chapter may be nice, but who knows what the next ones hold for hi
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2002 - Published: 8/12/2002 - Legolas
Gimli The Crossing Guard reviews
Gimli applies for a crossing guard job. The application office is a disaster. Will he be able to meet up to the district's requirements? Who's the best crossing guard of all? Gimli or Legolas?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10/4/2002 - Gimli, Legolas
Quest For Love reviews
A tale of Legolas having to search for his one true love. There is a great deal of humor involved. Might be a bit of a tease first two chapz, but then it gets more interesting and hints of SLASH-OR IS IT?!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2002 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
F Dawg Breaks It Down reviews
Somewhat angsty rap Frodo does that deals with the destroying of the One Ring. Reposted because I am bored and want to test pplz reactions...:)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2002 - Frodo B.
Pool Party! Fellowship & Friends Invited! reviews
Frodo gets a pool and he invites members of the fellowship and their friends to come frolick in it. PG for suggestive lines between Arwen and Aragorn*cough*cough*Promises of upcoming pool games and pool toys! FELLOWSHIP PLAYING MARCO POLO ANYONE?!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/10/2002 - Published: 9/1/2002
Frodog reviews
What if Frodo were a dog? Find out what he's thinking and what's going on in his world as the super, fantastic FRODOG!! Starts in Rivendell...Where there's a possible chance of Elrond giving him a belly rub...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Frodo B.
Episode 2: Attack of the Apples reviews
Please read my sorry excuse for a parody of Star Wars: Episode 2...Involves strange, characters, such as my fave: Senator Spongebob!!!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 5/31/2002 - Published: 5/22/2002 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
More Than a Hobbit reviews
I luved Aaliyah's More Than A Woman and couldn't help myself with the parody lyrics that popped up in my head as I heard it on the radio...Just read it, if you don't like it one bit, go ahead, flame me...C if I care...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5/28/2002
Slim Sauron: Without Me reviews
It's funny enough watching Eminem do Without Me. Now let's see how our friend Sauron is with his rhymes....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2002