Name: If you think i'm gonna tell you, then your a retard!!

Age: Somewhere between 10 and 20

Hair: Curly, Dark Red

Eyes: Big and Bright Green

COPY AND PASTES

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (All the TIME!!)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out in insane laughter for absolutely no reason at all, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. (Stupid People!!)

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile

If you've ever fallen off your chair, put this in your profile

If you wish you could meet yourself as someone else copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever burst into a song randomly copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If your in love with a fictional character copy and paste this onto your profile. (Percy Jackson!)

If your life plan involves going to Hogwarts for school and Camp Half-Blood during the summer copy and paste this! (Pretty cool life, huh?)

Quotes

~Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow.

~Sometimes you make me so mad I want to throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

~Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

~I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

~I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous

~Keep on talking and maybe one day you'll say something intelligent.

~Sometimes I wonder ' Why is that Frisbee getting bigger' and then it hits me...

~What kind of world do we live in where a chicken can’t cross a road without his motives being questioned

~Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

~You and me are friends. You cry, I cry. You smile I smile. You hurt, I hurt. You

jump off a bridge, I gonna miss your emails…

~One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

~Love your enemies! It really ticks them off!

~A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!

~You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!

~War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

~I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!

~Everything is okay in the end, if it isn’t okay, then it’s not the end.

~When nothing goes right... go left.

~Being happy doesn’t mean everything is perfect. It means you’ve decided to see beyond the imperfections.

~Someday someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked with anyone else.

~Nobody is worth your tears, and the people who are won’t make you cry.

~Life is a journey, not a destination. Sit back and enjoy the ride.

~They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people.

~Don’t follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls.

~Silence is golden, but yelling is fun!

~When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, and sit back and watch as the world tries to figure out how in the world you did that!

OR

~When life give’s you lemons, chuck them at people!

~God must love stupid people, he made so many of them

~You laugh at me because I’m stupid I laugh at you because your all the Same.

~Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away

~Boys in books…..are just better

~Beginnings are scary endings are s a d It's the middle that counts the most;; don't look too hard for happy endings because you might just miss the best part of the story

~You're a good friend and I love you and all...but if we ever get chased by zombies, I'm totally tripping you

~Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

~Normal people worry me…..

~Criticism, just one more service I offer.

~He broke my heart. I broke his Jaw

~Life isn’t passing by, its trying to run me over

~I’m not falling. I’m just flying in a painful downward motion

~If you don’t like the way I drive stay off the sidewalk

~If I throw a stick will you go away?



You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (Pretty much)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (All the time!)

You write fanfictions about the book. (Yup)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (Constantly!!!)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (Not accidentally, Ive given each of my friends Harry Potter names!)

Everything reminds you of the book (Yep!)

You quote random lines all the time. (Given!)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (Maybe..)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (Once or twice)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (No..but i wish i did!)

You've got a book memorized. (I wish! That would be so cool)

You've read a book more than five times. (OH yeah)

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. (Thats easy!!!)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (You never should have killed Dobby)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (Annabeth will never see me coming!!!)