Hangovers make Rose Weasley grumpy. Scorpius Malfoy makes Rose Weasley grumpy. Waking up in places other than her bed makes Rose Weasley grumpy. So it's completely understandable that combining all three makes for an incredibly grumpy Rose Weasley, and a smart person would avoid antagonising her at all costs. Turns out Scorpius Malfoy isn't very smart.

Rose is watching a romantic muggle movie and drinking with her best friend, Scorpius. He suggests a way to help her get over her recent break-up. What happens when best friends become friends with benefits? Inspired by romantic comedies where friends become friends with benefits and it gets very complicated. Now complete!

Funny how once an itch begins, you can never quite remember how it started. This itch, which was more like a curse, came whenever her personal case of poison ivy came around in her thoughts, her dreams- or if she was painfully lucky- in person. Two-shot

I showed him how to chuck girls and avoid the waterworks. I told him how to pick up girls without sounding like a tosser. I was his best friend. That was all I was to him: frizzy haired, library book Nazi, Rose. And I was happy with that... I thought.

Basically, it was all Ron's fault for pointing him out. Rose x Scorpius, Post Deadly Hallows