About Me

Name: Special Kit, Not So Innocent, or you can just call me Special (giggles) or anything that relates to my pen name! ;D (Don't care that much, I might even stick to one if I like it)

Eye Color: Brown, Dark Brown (Can eyes turn darker or lighter in color?)

Hair Color: This is hard! XD It can go from dark brown to red brownish

Age: smirks Wouldn't you like to know.

Gender: If I'm not mistaken... looks down yes! I am female!... XD

Likes: (or rather loves! :P) YAOI!! and het couples (some are not so good XD) anime, manga, yaoi, music, reading (mostly fanfics but i do read a good book on my free time), movies!! and did I mention yaoi?

Dislikes: (not much)... mostly school (that evil brain cell killing place! :P), arrogant/snobbish people, discriminaters (might be a word) among other things that I can't think of! hehehe... scratches back of head

Favorites:

Color: Green!! (It's not light or dark and look at the pretty shades!! eyes sparkles)

Food: Traditional Mexican (My mom and grandma are soooo awsome!! They makes the best food!! drools

Candy: Snickers, ok chocolate of any kind!! :P, lollipops... I don't want to bore you on naming all of them but i like almost any kind of candy!! XD (except ones made out of coconut... ugg).

Hobbies: reading fanfiction!! XP and books, watching TV (who doesn't...?), playing video games (I am still a rookie at it), and listening to music (it's relaxing)

Fav. Pairings:

From Naruto

Gaa/Naru

Ita/Naru

Kaka/Naru (not so much like but i had read some really good fics)

uke Naru (there I just saved you from a lot of reading! ;D and not with every character!)

Iru/Kaka (aaaaahhh... love between teachers)

Kiba/Shino (as a side pairing! I hadn't found a good fic with them being the main)

Naru/Hina (There are good fics of this pairing!)

Naru/Ino (A whole lot better than Sakura! I just can't stand seeing them together!!)

Neji/Ten (They seem compatible)

Kiba/Hina (side pairing only!! XD)

By the way I don't like Sasuke that much!! No offense!!

And he is definitively no going to be with my Naru-chan!! XP

From Inuyasha

Sess/Inu (Incest!! XD)

Kou/Inu (Such an interesting couple)

Miroku/Sango (when he stops feeling her up!! ;D)

From Harry Potter

uke Harry (there another save from pointless reading! but not with every charater!!)

Sirius/Remus (They are good together! :D)

Harry/Hermione (I read really good ones with them together!)

Fred/George (uuhh... forbidden love!! :D)

From Ouran High School Host Club

Hitachiin-cest (another frobbiden love!! XD)

From Bleach

uke! Ichigo!

especially if he is with hollow ichigo!! (hihihi ;D)

I'll probably add more... chuckles

Fav. Stories from other Websites (though i still love ff.net xD)

Harry Potter

Dragon Tamer by jennavere - D/H and H/D To avoid an arranged marriage, Draco gets Harry to be his boyfriend. Outrageously shallow plot? Check. Superstar!Harry and Draco behaving badly? You bet. Absolute mayhem and craziness? Oh yes. Pack your compass, because it's a wild ride. Slash. (It's hilarious!! xD)

Raindrops by Alexis8907 - No pairings right now, it's mainly Harry-centric Abandoned on the streets, then placed in an orphanage, and finally adopted by a loving woman. Things are finally getting better for young Harry… or are they?

FUNNIES!! and not so!!

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. – Robin Williams

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A RUNT SO TINY HE COULD ONLY BE SEEN WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS, YOU JERK! - Edward Elric, Full Metal Alchemist

Psiren: Sleep tight, pipsqueak!
Edward: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK?! YOU KNOW, I'D BE TALL TOO IN HEELS! - Full Metal Alchemist

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

When life hands you lemons make grape juice then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"

"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out. - Robin Williams

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

I have a right to my anger, and I don't want anybody telling me I shouldn't be, that it's not nice to be, and that something's wrong with me because I get angry.

Okay. Everyone who just had an inappropriate thought, raise your hand.

I may be stupid, but I'm still smarter than you!

And if you look closely to your left, you can see my sanity zooming away. Wave Goodbye!

"Now don't you stand for that! If somebody tries to kill you, you try and kill 'em right back!" - Firfly

"Can you switch gears, or are you stuck on stupid?"

Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.

Every moment is a chance to turn things around. - Vanilla Sky

“Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?” - Abraham Lincoln

"I liked things better when I didn't understand them." - Bill Watterson

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard, The Notebook, 1927

The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed. - Carl Jung

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. -Frieda Norris

This is the crack team that foils my every plot! I am deeply shamed. -Spike

I have no preference. I hate everyone equally. -Avatar

To think I'm going to die because I flirt with women. -Miroku, InuYasha

"Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indisctincly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad." -Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times

Whoever said sunshine brings happiness never danced in the pouring rain. (I for one want to do this but i had ridden my bike in the rain once! it was awsome!! ;D)

"The best advice I can give you is to ignore advice. Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others."

"If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them."

You are unique just like everybody else.

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft. (XD)

"Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid." -Jack Sparrow

"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography." -Paul Rodriguez

"Remember in elementary school, you were told that incase of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?" -Warren Hutcherson

Age is an issue of mind over matter; if you don't mind, it doesn't matter. (Mark Twain)

It's not denial, I'm just very selective of the reality I accept.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things (Dammit!! I want to do it, but gaaahhh, i can't!! XD)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

(I can only say that it's tooooo true! :D)

10 Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane

10. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore.
9. We're cruising at an altitude of... ah, hell, I don't know.
8. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
7. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.
6. Would a flight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em coming!
5. This is...uh...this is...uh...your...hmm. I seem to have lost my memory.
4. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?
3. Welcome aboard flight 109 -- you bunch of jerks!
2. Good God, Steve! We're going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?
1. We'll be on the ground in 10 minutes. One way or another.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point your Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds."

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip! Rather Than Walk.

10. With a serious face, order a diet water whenever you go out to eat.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not "In The Mood."

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. Whenever someone you don't particularly like, or even if you do, touches you, recoil and look at them disgustedly while screeching at the top of your lungs: "It Burns us! It Burns us!"

REASONS I LOVE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Meaning of color and your birthday!!

Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating! The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday back. (My wish is one that I really want!).

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

HAHAHAHA!! The profile is getting longer and longer!! XD